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Kuroky sucks at Drafting Edition

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Virtus "gg out at min 1 then got btfo by EG 2-0" Pro
Virtus "EG is the only team who can beat us then got 2-0d by Misery DC" Pro
Virtus "Eliminated by Faceless" Pro
Virtus "OG doesn't know how to play dota then got 2-0d by OG" Pro
Virtus "we are in our homeland and networths ahead of OG but manage to lose the game" Pro
Virtus "EG stole our strats" Pro

what did Virtus Pro mean by this?

>yfw it's time for GOOD teams

NO YUROS ALLOWED BELOW THIS LINE

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nth for our guy LDeeep

see you at the DOTA Summit 7

>STILL no china/europe team
When will the inferior regions join forces to fight the superior NA?

>you have not played Dota for like 3years now
>start out by playing quite a lot of normal games
>start playing ranked games after a while again
>lose more than -500 mmr
>tfw you realize you have to just hero abuse if you actually want to climb in mmr, like before.

>3 shitskins in team
True american.

Its time post your Matus

get this clueless jew out of my game
>a china team against eg in a final
>it isn't newbee
eg are finished

If you relate in any way to this image

IT'S TIME TO STOP POSTING

and go back to your containment board

this is a dota general

holy shit start the series already its 11pm

post lanaya

lmao stupid yuro

let's go DDC

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Why is she 4'2

>twitch chat is nothing but spam about niggers and muslims
>/pol/shit is literally 13 year old edgelord-tier now
>it won't stop

she's a small girl

if any dota player could definitely kill someone i think it would be kuroky
that guy looks like a psychopath.

>now

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im from aus

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For me.

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it's the soft voice

I see Kuro converted the others.

But I'm racist, can I stay here?

>satanic illuminati symbolism

waow

ShitOne's not even close to NoOne and people's comparing him to Sumail

lmfao d2leddit kys

Lmao nice dead crowd slavshitters.

SOMEBODY POST THAT MIND CONTROL WEBM

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>VP out
>crowd is now literally half dead

nice game dotards

lmao that chinese music

minglee

>chinese team's intro is stereotypical ching chong sounds

>Introducing Chinese team
>Stage turns yellow
What did the slavs mean by this?

Why does the intro always say Invoker before team names?

/ourfinn/ is gonna do it

OH EPICENTER YOU DID IT

They deserve it

>chinese team level
>ching chong music starts playing

>winter chuckling at the chingchong music that comes with the lgd entrance
actual racism that reddit won't care about
fuck the peruvians though get off our servers

Matu is drunk as fuck, gg.

CHING CHONG NIP PONG MUSIC

NoOne>Sumail>Miracle>MidOne

For more than half a decade I've been playing different roles and heroes every game.
I want to try out the mainers life for a bit.
Help me decide on a hero.
Something I can pick and carry with every game, so stuff like Lina, QoP, TA, etc.

Winter is chingchong blood tho

>EU team introduction
>Rapefugee music starts playing
really?

wtf it was packed yesterday. Slavs are the worst fans

>matumbafam in the crowd
how cute

>tfw can finally support EG after they kick ppd
>tfw they are good again

FeelsGoodMan

I am too, and him and I both know that actual chinese people rarely listen to this music
it's like EG coming out to yankee doodle or something (bad example I know but work with me here)

not cute since they'll just be watching him get raped

when secret play liquid does MentalProtector prevent mind_control from being effective

fuck off faggot bandwagoner

You can't reliably carry games with any of those heroes.

There is a cure to this state of affairs, if only you were willing to use it.

What did he mean by this?

>yfw EG comes out to THIS
youtube.com/watch?v=IUjLE_N1Cuc

>it's too difficult to explain

Great analysis there, dickhead.
That's your fucking job.

WHERE ARE THE MEEPO GIRLS?

Of course, just try to keep your filthy ideas away from dota discussion

You can't reliably carry games with any hero besides whatever is OP that patch.

>this music
>it's all shitskins and yuros coming out

top kek

>Bristleback 1st pick
lmao, time for Tusk + Bloodseeker memes.

They say that because analysts have limited time

> LFY first ban IO and KOTL of the light

It's over.

im euro but i really love this song desu

>the Euro's stand
>the Muslims sit

truly cucked

Meepo girls retired

Here's your new ones

>that qt supporting team liquid
she knows

WINDWAIFU SPOTTED

would you fuck?

>limited time
>that they will waste on talking about dumb filler shit

this picture makes me so hard

the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged

RTZ is known to be THE most hung guy in dota, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed tonya's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with artour barely able to force it past the knob, and tonya moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix, her g-spot getting pounded to the rhythm of a bongo. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on artours throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..

i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it

Super has a very unfortunate face

Which meme is this?
Giantess Sheever?
or
All asians are under 4'9"?

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GH is christian Lebanese dotard

ayy lmao

hahaha lfy outdrafted

GH is a good boy christian

you should see the average chinese person
at least super's a millionaire, he's pretty much set for life even with his face

>Sven
Ah, Kuroky's secret throw-the-first-game-of-a-bo3 tactic

Well that's just super

lfy's draft looks like all random

>yesterday
>EG not playing
>barely any ebin /int/ trash

>today
>EG playing
>/int/ trash everywhere

What does it mean

can anyone translate? no troll please

>your country will never have a dota LAN this big
feelsbadman

le epic 3 farm vacuum draft gj liquid

Man I hope Liquid get buttfucked for drafting this greedy lineups.

It means EG is the best team in the world

>behead those who insult Islam

/int/ and /pol/ shitposters come out of the woodwork whenever an NA team plays

Boring shit basically.
"Thanks for the best possible way to spend my birthday".

>super not playing one of his two heroes

This is how they lost games 2 and 3 vs LFY in groups.

That was a dire insult to Kuroky's honor so now he will draft it again and beat them to regain his face.