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nth for whores

>LD

>get drunk before your dota series
>lose
haha ebin ;DDDDDDDD

>4 meele and no magnus

Nahaz was right...

Your Epicenter winners

nth for OG not getting the direct invite and choking at TI

Virtus "gg out at min 1 then got btfo by EG 2-0" Pro
Virtus "EG is the only team who can beat us then got 2-0d by Misery DC" Pro
Virtus "Eliminated by Faceless" Pro
Virtus "OG doesn't know how to play dota then got 2-0d by OG" Pro
Virtus "we are in our homeland and networths ahead of OG but manage to lose the game" Pro
Virtus "EG stole our strats" Pro

what did Virtus Pro mean by this?

nth for Pugna

Remember Draskyl? This is him now.

>won every major
>not getting direct invite
then who does? the scene is in the shits right now. there are like 3 good teams.

Your Epicenter winners.

fucking eric for the win my reddit friend

Yeah boi

Same question as last thread lads
Any suggestions for the next piece or will it be a Tharja Pugna?

Which EU team will win Epicenter grand finals, EG or Liquid?

>Get piss poor results at 7.06
>Gets an invite since 4majorslol
OG needs to prove they can be Tier 1 at 7.06 first before they get the invite

I hope Fluff bursts on stage and murder suicides both teams during the decisive game 5

t. who?

LIQUID GOES TO DIRECT INVITE TIER
>DIRECT INVITE TIER
EG
Newbee
Liquid
>CONSIDERING TIER
VP
LFY
LGD
[Galaxy Battles Winner]
>BIT OF A STRETCH TIER
TNC
Secret
[Summit Winner] (Damn Summit sucks this year)
>NEVER EVER TIER
OG
NP
Navi

>these are the people endlessly trying to force politics, racebaiting and NA vs EU on /d2g/

i don't know what EU team you're referring to seeing as neither team has a majority European players. but I'm sure the Middle East team has a got shot at taking it

every mission in siltbreaker
>loli pugna getting chased by big guy lycan
>loli pugna sucking the ogres benis
>loli pugna stuck in a web
>loli pugna getting spitroasted by the omniknights
>loli pugna gettings stinged by sandking

are u retarded?

Why?

yeah it's europeans like this guy , thinking he's being clever

pointless to argue about it. OG will get a direct invite 100%. screencap this or dont'. it's going to happen.

haha a heckin epic bamboozle my friend, praise kek!

im canadian but I look forward to spamming USA tomorrow after EG wins 3-0 knowing how perpetually assravaged small europeans like yourself are.

this shit is literally twitch chat-tier now and needs to stop

give me one reason why I should slog through slitbreaker

Singsing is streaming dotards

>click channel
>400 viewers

Remember when singsing has less than 500 viewers? Good times

Hurray, its time to not watch a fuckwit jerking around in 3k bracket with 4 unfunny fucks.

my canadaland brethren

>s-shut up! EG are American!
>pooniverse is 100% American
>h-honorary Americans.. h-heh...
>wow poomail is so good! wtf, I love shitskins now!
>i-it's not a honeypot!
Sad!

But EG has 2 EU players?? Only 1 Canadian and 1 Murican??

As expected, members of the union of yuropeon cuckolds are assblasted that their canonical team, OG, has been blown the fuck out, and EG is in "Power up for TI" mode.

Who's on Sing's stack dotards?

>his "nations" are being destroyed by the mass importation of Muslim refugees

tfw no invoker gf

>claims the canon USA team as EU
Sad you don't have any good teams to cling to huh?

I need lyralei to step on my face

What did they mean by this?

>His nation doesn't advocate for the removal of kebabs
Sucks to be Europe right now

maybe during justin tv days

Pugna gokkun

>his teams collapse every year when it matters

youtube.com/watch?v=9BpnjHASQ8U

RIP L-God

there is none
it's shit
even if you like that kind of shit there's no reason to play it over PoE/GD/TL/etc.

>Want to vote for Wraith King or Furion for Arcana
>They're against one another
>Realize it doesn't matter anyways because either Pudge will win or it's rigged

>point out that THE canonical American team, EG, is in fact owned by European bulls now
>assblasted NAcucks can't accept the fact and try to "flame" back in denial
lmao, going to enjoy tomorrow's grand finals. Whatever the result, the European bulls win

FAKE NEWS!!!

Liquid was 7-8th in 2016!!!

>tfw watching our guys, the evil genii, dismantle all opposition

Dendi next

>yuros so assblasted they are shit and not relevant they try to claim NA teams

One almost feels bad for them

It must be awful to grow up in the shadow of another

Dendi was never a real GOD

Burning is the only one left

>tfw australian
>can falseflag on both sides

reminder that aussies are thirdies

>BR memes

BOMBSHELL NEWS

Fucking Singsing listening to brazilian funk

...

>Gorgc
>SingSing
>TheCoon
>Neqroman
>mdL
Are they dare I say it... /ourguys/?

Ixmike is ourest guy

Bless that Finn fuck

>Don't know what it means
>Search it

Oh my

>Got sick of beating yuros at TI

>Decided to enslave some of them to do his bidding and toil for his financial gain

Is there even any good American teams?? I guess if you stretch the meaning of good, there's Complexity lmao
No wonder Americucks are so desperate to cling to nu-EG. Sad!

fuckin great innit?

Yuros, cucked in real life by muzzies and cucked by NA online

Is there any more pathetic existence?

>forced to play safelane carry
>supports don't actually support you
>leaves you in a lane by yourself against slardar and cm
>wonders why you're farming the jungle instead of pushing with them

i don't fucking know man

>forced to play safelane carry
Huh, every fucking server fights for that role to death
It must be nice to be on your server

Is secret EU?

SEA

>EU when they win. SEA when they lose ;^)

Where have I seen this before....

/int/posting is more reliable bait than this, you gotta try harder, you'd only catch new idiots with this

I can't climb back to my peak mmr, feels bad.

> Don't give up!

Will s4 go back to Alliance when OG gets 16th place at TI?

Will Bulldog return as well?

Which Dotard has the prettiest girlfriend?

Some random ruski for sure.

>EG playing russian lines just to be bros for the slav crowd

how can anyone hate these guys?

>-50 epicenter attack slow

why did they make a talent for sand king which buffs the enemy attack speed by 50%?

why would anyone pick this?

>dotard
>girlfriend


uhhhhh

so 6 invites: og vp ig eg liquid newbee

10 qualifiers -
2 SEA
2 CN
1 EU
1 CIS
1 SA
1 NA
2 wildcard - eu/na/sea/cn

any possible changes?

s4
Not even a contest

I really like epicenter's stage. Really everything about the tournament beyond format is great.

ig questionable, boboka no longer allowed to monkey around

>random gook whore

we're talking about regular girlfriends boi

>Puppey lost to Drow twice
Wtf

>playing support
>dumb safelane carry is autoattacking and pushing creeps
>tell him I am going to pull
>in the 8 seconds I am gone he manages to die
>get pinged 50 times
>WHY NO HELP?????
>respawns and goes to jungle

i don't fucking know man

EG is in powerup for TI mode, can't be stopped

>Puppey lost to EG twice
fixed that for you.

>EU has the best support players
>EU has the worst mid players

Explain?

>puppey drafts PA twice
>puts Ember mid against OD with drow aura g1
>puts PA solo against puck with drow aura g2

What did they mean by this?

What did he mean by this?

He's in love

EG.Miracle after rtz chokes at TI again?

can you fucking please kill yourself