Hi, where are the genitals on a car

hi, where are the genitals on a car

how do i know if im driving a boy car or girl car

FF = girl
FM = woman
FR = boy
RR = man
AWD = trans

MR = god

Subaru fags on suicide watch

>FM
What did he mean by this?

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You have to check differential fluid to determine gender.

I always thought all vehicles were considered female due to the old thing of sailors referring to their ship as female, I always applied that to every other vehicle as well.

Nah, some cars just look clearly male.

Shouldn't it be MF?

Manual =male
Automatic=female
Case closed

So you're driving around holding your car's penis?
Gay...

***FMR

Its not gay if your families

Doesn't fit with the rest of the car's anatomy. Somewhere like the rear differential is the dick.

This, also helped in my case by the fact that my language doesn't have neutral so the grammatical gender of the word car is female.

Wrong. Most cars are male.

all cars are girls

all cars are to be referred to with female pronouns like "she" or "her"

this is true of ALL vehicles, from modern missile carrier battleships to tandem bicycles owned by lesbians

This is true in english but in languages where every noun is either male or female and there's no indeterminate sex, it varies.

IIRC in french cars take male pronouns, but it doesn't matter because the slang "Char" is female and "automobile" shortens the Le into L' so it's not easily discernable to a non-expert what pronoun "automobile" takes

New cars are more like edgy beta numales.
old cars can be a cruel mistress hence why they are generally called "she"

French?

What are FM and FR?

Ask a dragon.

Yup

>Chryslerfags

Donc tu aime bien ma Hummer ?

That would be french canadian. In the rest of the french speaking world, cars are definitely feminine. Une voiture, une auto, une automobile.

This. Cars of the past 10 years are all aggressive, tryhard fuccbois.

Maybe the One-77 is female.

ayy Czech license

It's a clit on a stick... The shift boot is the roasties.

>holding your car's penis
Wow, I've never heard this joke before.

Those are dykes

Is that the RCR guy's fursona?

GET THAT FUCKING SHITBOX OFF REEE