/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist, Payday 2, Payday: Crime War, and Payday 3

>LuaJIT kills mods
>Will probably be rolled into the main game
>YaPh1l can't decompile this shit

Newfriend here, plz spoonfeed me on what i should do

Uninstall

stay away from this shitty game, we have been in life support since 2015

Lern2stelt jewstore, OD is basically the same as normal and that will give you the starting levels to put you on your feet.
>Get inspire
Then just comf around on some loud overkills and learn heists, even pubbing works. :3
Soloplay is easier than pubs tho, since beastmode bots will carry you hard and give you crew bonuses

Since you shoot two bullets when clicking once, what are the most meta akimbo pistols in this game ?

>shotaRichard a cute! CUTE!

why do you fags still say the games dead? Its free on steam currently and is one of the top played games on steam right now
steamcharts.com/app/218620

maybe it's idk >free currently

lurk more

>tony styled suit
>dallas mask

>point gun at lawmen
>click mouse 1
>steal shit
That's pretty much all you need to know for loud at least, the rest comes naturally

>beastmode bots
I haven't played in ages. Did Overkill actually make the AI enjoyable to play with or something recently?

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If you you throw a bag onto them they will carry it. Not much use since they'll randomly drop it wherever though...

Putting Reinfelds on them will make them into youtube.com/watch?v=RhrrJEN6ygo

A handful of International Goyns will buy you Crew Abilities and Boosts that will turn you into your final form (loadout 1 is the one bot you'll have when playing with 2 people, etc.).

>Just got off work
>missed these
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh, and they will never fucking ever die.
I've been skipping their Inspire ability since those super sayians will revive me in full on war out in open ground, on OD.

>Ultimate Edition will never come out
>I will never be able to play as Sydney
I'm also missing best girls best perk deck.

>newbies won't be able to play as shitney
Thank god

i agree user

Do headshots instead of bodyshots.

>another comic

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>no more hud shitters

there are Bodhi's as far as the eye can see instead

Bodhi is shit but his voice doesn't sound like only dogs are able to hear it

Pirate fag here, played up to Hoxton Breakout or somewhere there. Heard you can get DLC for free with unlocker but might get put into cheater pool and play only with them. Can anyone hook me up with info regarding that? Friends no longer playing so i'll have to make do with randoms.

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>Ultimate Edition NEVER
FUCK YOU, I SKIPPED ALL THE CHARACTER PACKS AND I REALLY WANT ANARCHIST FUUUCK YOU

no

u can't join but u can host

you had literally 1 whole month of sales so no excuses you cunt

>Jacket @ 24%

Which fanbase is the most cancerous and why is it jacketfags?

gotta be the Bodhis

most Jackets can kill cops at least

i've never met a bodhi who can not die within the first couple of seconds

I can still complain about Ultimate Edition not being released. I don't get it, "We really need to fix it up." What did they mean by this?

>Join a game
>It's a hacker trying his best to fool us into thinking he isn't hacking
>He goes down 4 times on One Down
>He never takes damage after the first down until someone questions him
why do people do this

>hacker
wouldn't be called "cheating"

I wouldn't laugh just yet.
I know more bohdi mains that are good at the game than jimmy's

>dragan main

What's good, heisters?

Sorry no new side jobs today. =(

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>Make game free
>No side jobs
Glad to see Overkill giving the newbies the usual Payday™ experience.

Don't know why Overkill is having such a hard time running a script that updates once every 24 hours.

Does the bipod increase an lmg's accuracy, or does it set the accuracy to a specific value?

Post your crew setup
>Scarface - Tony - Little Friend
>Sydney - Corey - Joceline
>Jacket - Richard - AMR

nothing

all random
hockey heat-the 1st-the nun

THE BIPODS

THEY DO NOTHING

I was wondering if anyone had an idea on an alternate for the Burglar deck for stealth, seeing as I don't have the related character pack. I've been using Rogue as of late.

People give me shit because I'm a Wick main running a pistol/SAW build for style points, except for the fact that one mag of my handgun offs a Dozer and I'm very scarcely detected.

dallas - character default - reinfeld
wolf - character default - reinfeld
hoxton - character default - reinfeld

Clover main?

bodhi

*tips fedora*

dallas - default - reinbeck
wolf - default - ak762
hoxton - houston - m308

there's no mask called houston

im houston

Beach heist when

>guys, hurry up and inflate those beach balls for Vlad!

And, I'm dallas so don't act dum

anyone got a jacket and sokol fugging picture?

sets accuracy to 80 and stability to 100 I think

So with all these free game copies being given out, do they still get safe drops?

Won't this dramatically affect the market?

Does inspire mean I should just be spamming F at my teammates?

I got a safe drop.

I got this one

this is the closest thing I have

perk deck that has a chance of not dropping pager

Yakuza maybe

>Shitters still crying about the DLC when they had WEEKS to buy it

>Sokolet

>Sakkolet

Yakuza for sure, for that sweet 20% molotov speed mov. bonus.

Burglar is only for normies who actually need it's petty bonuses meant for babies-first stealth.

>decide to do offline mission so i can get some cash to get better equipment
>diamond heist should be easy
>clean out the store, rush to the van
>1/3 bags - need 2 more

what the actual fuck

>3
Do you play on normal?

>how did he eat that donut

>jew store normal
>2 ecms
>run in, grab 3 bags
>30 seconds total
free money while also card/safe grinding

With his mouth.

Wait what? They carry stuff now?
And how do you equip a reinfeld on bots?

i guess i need to 'make' bags and throw shit instead of cleaning out the entire store first? i thought too i'd need to do a safe or something but there was no safe so it just looks like an oversight.

>crew management

diamond store and jew store are 2 different heists

Sheeeiiit
When did that happen?

Overkill has put you in charge of the new character pack, who do you make?
I'd go with Negan as a tie-in for their TWD game.

It has to be done

Poor Florida moron

>soloing Shadow Raid
>finally get both key cards to spawn close enough to the safe that I can open it
>armor is inside
>get all the pieces into the sewer
>start hauling bags over to zip line
>3 bags in and a fucking guard sees open safe
>drop ecm
>only had 1 ecm
>rushing bags to zip line as fast as possible as I shit my pants
>cops just stay ! but give up after one phone call
> get 8th bag in but another guard see safe
>he calls asshole cops
>rush bag over to wall as zip line goes back and forth
>get all bags in
>haul ass to van
>run out of time feet from van

Perk deck gives increased damage for pistols and melee when attacking from behind and increased firing rate, reload speed and stability for sniper rifles.

>Play as Sangres
>Use God Emperor mask

anyway to get Continental coins other than grinding, PP and CC converter?