Senran Kagura General - /skg/ -#1077

>Hello?
>Hi!
>This is Mr.user.
>I recently placed an order, with your selves, for one mature Senran.
>However the one I seem to have received is totally undeveloped and not matured at all.
>Can I send it back and get a replacement?

>politics
no

Sorry sir, but all sales are final.

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sorry sir all the matured girls are out of stock, we do have a return order on a Kafuru if you'd like that instead?

[x] 撫でる

>Look! Here!
>This Senran is far too young and I am pretty sure it should not have been removed from its mother!
>It is still trying to suckle me!
>What you have sold is illegal!
>Either replace it and send me the Senran I ordered or I will report you to the authorities!

春の花のおならを嗅ぎたい!

>accidentally normal morning
>literally dick Yagyuu
>break hebjo
>tiny boobies small tits
>chocolate Shiki
>Ryouna happy wife
>tfw Homura story
>spats yes
>Naraku need babu real play
>dey milk Imu
>best baby sounds
>stupid babubu
>bed many guy Fuga fact
>Canadian Murakumo
>Hanabi bbq babus
>Ikaruga kingdom

only thing i hate about mirai is her moveset in EV is the absolute worst, not fun to play at all

>ikaruga kingdom

Where is heaven located?

Her moveset in every game is not fun to play at all.

In Valhalla.

Friendly reminder that the kingdom of spats will prevail!

In my basement next to the Yomi garden and Yumi cradle.

All of our merchandise is 100% legal. I'm sorry sir, I understand your issue but our policy is that all sales are final. What I can offer is 50% off of your next purchase.
Would you like to purchase an Ikaruga? It's very similar to the Mirai and we just received a new shipment of them.

Oh shi- mein Niger

5/22/2018

The peaceful, predictable din of the early evening filled with the festive sounds of rap music, screaming unattended children and barking pitbulls was interrupted, unexpectedly, by the sound of a gunshot, and a few minutes later, police sirens.

user peeked out the single, small barred window of the apartment at the scene unfolding below. By this time, the body laying on the pavement below was already covered over with a white tarpaulin. Forensics experts for the city of Obama[1] were already on-scene, photographing and tracing. The red repeating glow of the police lights cast an eerie light into the dim apartment. On the couch was Renka, distractedly playing a repetitive beat-em-up game on the couple's PS4.

"Honey, it happened again," user said.

"It can't be helped, ya know? This city's full of illegals," Renka said.

"Oh Renka, there you go again, beating the drums of intolerance," user said.

Renka snorted, not looking up from her immersive bakunyuu haipabattoru experience. "Not everyone grew up in an all-Anonymous suburb, ya know."

Approximately one year ago, life in everyone's hometown was turned upside down and everything changed. After the entrance of Japan into the newly formed Global Union, the tide of unvetted migrants from war-torn Europe washed over Japan, forever changing its demographics.
[1] en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obama,_Fukui

Amazon lists PBS's English release date as August 29th, 2017.

Is that the actual release or just a placeholder?

Seems like another case of Xseed saying one thing about the release date and it actually releasing much later. By August most of Summer will have been done with. Releasing a summer themed game in the Fall is not very business savvy.

That's a thick Asuka!

What

As always, Asuka is in her lewd stance. Ready to breed.

Yo is clearly in the lewder pose thinking about cocks, though.

we can at least all agree that yozakura is the worst girl right?

>Look... Sir...
>I know you are not personally responciple for this mistake!
>But I ordered a Hikage! HIKAGE!
>This is not what I ordered!
>Send someone to take this flat cat and give me what I paid for!

Odd way to spell Imu.

Imu kill her own birthday thread, multiple times.

Something hyperbattle?

What comes before hyper battle?

2/10 would not fug

Hey hey skeegee
Today /skg/ is gonna be playing in the Veeky Forums League, where Veeky Forums generals are represented by soccer teams and play against each other.
Last week we played in the qualifying round and did really good, placing first among all generals qualifying. Today we're gonna be playing against Fate/Grand Order, a big team with a lot of fans. Hope you guys will come along again to cheer us on, I'll be posting again when the match starts exactly.

Times and streaming info can be found here along with all other information: implyingrigged.info/wiki/Veeky Forums_League_8

As per request I've updated some of the music with Super Maschism for Ryouna and Daidouji's theme as a special comeback goalhorn. Hope you guys enjoy.

That's even stranger way of spelling Kafuru.

Babu?

Your way of spelling Shiki intrigues me.

babu

Except SK2.

youtu.be/86HYQhKzYPE?t=4m14s

Voice of Sakura

Rude!
I like the cute blueberry!
The blueberry is a GOOD GIRL!

SK2 is the only game I've played and she's total garbage. Not fun in the slightest. Only Murasaki is less fun than her. I can't imagine what she's like in the other games if that's her at her "best".

underrated post

why do people keep calling Asuka, Sakura?

Old /skg/ meme.

Summer is here and so are the crossboarding Narutards/TMshitters.

I want to gut a senran.

>Says he has only played SK2
>The game which Murasaki wasn't in.
>Says she is less fun than Mirai.

I meant Murakumo. Sorry.

Neither is Murakumo. Do you mean Murasame, the only playable guy?

Because that's her name.

>HERPADERP!
>I AM A STUPID LYING FUCK!

More like her, as far as I know. Making fun of generic Japanese cute sword girl protagonists adorably lacking in self-confidence.

Yeah, that guy.

I love Mistress Haruka! She's the bestest!

Looking at Yomi is like listening to Stairway to Heaven!

I'm sorry, I meant to say Muramasa.

New Yaomai image of me fucking my wiife.

i.imgur.com/z8EadVU.jpg

cuddle the yomi, headpat the yomi, love the yomi!

Nigger, at least wait till your future wife is 18!

I'm sorry, all of our Hikages are sold out. You can choose another model or you can wait until a new shipment of them arrive on the 1st of the month.
Unfortunately, we cannot reimburse you for the Mirai and there is a charge of $9.95 for pickup. Is that ok, sir?

>18
You mean 16. A lot of senrans arent 18 and 16 is age of consent in a lot of places.

But yeah this girl is only 14.

Which Senran is the THICCEST?

Literally looks like a cat. Borderline furry. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Miyabi and her friends Mop and Floorcloth!?

Those shoes are lewd.

Going by official measurements, probably Haruka, Ryouna or Shiki?

Going by New Wave: All of them.

I wish cats looked like that.

Why does Hyoki have Hisou no Tsugiri here? Is she friends with Tenshi?

All of them?

Bashou could have a small torso and be small.

Bashou means place in Japanese.

...dat place?

Oh.

Look at this group of cuddly senrans.

>having sex with a 14-year-old

I may be a lolicon, but even I wouldn't stoop this low! You're disgusting, user.

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lmfao senpai, the sea doggo

>Look!
>I do not want a Mirai!
>I do not need a Mirai!
>I will not and can not look after a Mirai!
>Nor will I pay you to come and pick it up!
>What the fuc...
>Sorry I should not swear...
>What do you suggest I do with this Mirai?
>AND I paid for a Hikage!
>It says it right here on the receipt, invoice and shipping order!
>Do I need to get trading standards involved?

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Daily reminder that a Senrans most sensitive spot is her Mirai.

B-BAKANA

KUSANAGI NO TSURUGI???????????

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Wanna hold hands?

>Make new folder
>name it Hyoki

Goddamnit, she's cute.

>doing lewd things to Mirai has a butterfly effect on all other senrans in existence, making them blush and squirm and moan inappropriately.

Yes, I will bully Haruka's weak point by asking her to introduce me to her more attractive and youthful friend Mirai! She will be so jealous and feel inferior!

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How would a squid even kill a crab?

They have beaks.

You just now figured that out? My only complaint is that her boobs aren't Kafuru-sized. That would be better.

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I always wondered why sneg always cums when I pull down her panties and touch the tiny mirai she's hiding under there.

Don't go around whipping that thing out in public, Yagyuu! No one wants to see it!

But that's me fucking your wife.

I prefer big boobs, but i don't care if hers was small. At the end of the day, her personality is the big draw.

Their most sensitive spot is their future? Are they that afraid of potential failure and death? That seems like poor mental fortitude for ninjas.