Are there any crossovers out there that aren't cucked beyond belief?

Are there any crossovers out there that aren't cucked beyond belief?
I'm thinking of falling for the meme.

Does that thing even have 8 inches of ground clearance?

Get a Compass. They have 8.7 iirc and the 2.4l is reliable

I almost threw up when I read what you wrote. Not defending the Mazda, by any means, but Goddamn.

>crossover
>not cucked
Pick ONE.

Subaru Outback is... surprisingly nice. I've ridden in a couple of them. Also surprising is the lack of cargo space, though

Explain.

>cuckover
>not cucked

That's a CVT right?

Aztek.

>get tigershit engine
Gud1