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What do you think, Veeky Forums? Too lenient? Things need to be moved around? Or literal perfection?

quality's a shit but otherwise kinda ok.
Some older cars didn't feature a check engine light, the second from left tile should be: "check engine light that won't go away or nonexistant" or something similar

im close but it still handles well at speed

my shitbox aw11
I did roadtrip it 1200 miles with only 1 electrical problem, which was a temporary connector I forgot to fix that wiggled itself loose
the ac is ice cold but smells like musty dank mothballs

you need a rust square. maybe remove smoking?

Could replace smoking with just general nasty smells

How's this? I removed smoking and unlikely to be stolen, and instead put rust and horsepower

My reasoning was that classics aren't necessarily shitboxes, and a lot of classics don't have check engine lights. I don't think a 1967 Beetle would be a shitbox for example, though it may tick every one of those other boxes

Yeah I like this better

2017 Mustang GT

Not too bad, didn't get a bingo.

nice now I () get a solid bingo

So close...

Ezpz.
Get on my level.

I have a Volvo 940 Turbo

>automatic

My Accent got two bingoes.

Wait, make that three.

1500 dollar civic

>the Manual isn't checked

What do you mean by "have a steering wheel or other type of lock" you inarticulate retard?

is it even a shitbox...?

I fail

Aw yeah.

actually, i would sell it under 5k, come think of it

Smoke what tho

Anything smokable. Vaping is also (un)acceptable.

More like the 'I dont buy a new car every 3 years and know how to do basic maintenance' bingo.

Should change the one square to "Check engine light constantly on, burnt out, or removed"

Your car is also objectively not a shitbox, bingo aside

>faster shifts
>stronger transmission that can easily hold 800hp without being touched

Yes, there’s a reason manual was included in this bingo chart for pieces of shit ;)

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>bought a car in the current year
>it's a muscle car
>thinks it could somehow be considered a shitbox
>dumb phoneposter too
Why did you even bother?

R50, my nigga

Bingo, 1998 Subaru Legacy GT

1988 golf mk2

Hell yeah

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Bingo.

1988 Mercedes Benz 300E

Oh well...

I'd probably trade "never had a girl in the passenger seat" for one like "uncomfortable merging onto the highway".

>2004 GTO
Damn not a true shitbox, but we're close

No oil leaks or other leaks, I trust it enough to go abroad with it.

>spot the stoner

>63kmh
are you crazy user? slow the fuck down its dark out

It feels like more than 63km/h :^)
Bur seriously, I went out because there's a thunderstorm in the distance and the flashing lightnings and the wind make everything better.

>bingo trips
>tfw same
post a pic of your hektik car user

240z shitbox confirmed

It's a lexus so breakdowns need not apply :^)

Shitbox is a state of mind, not a state of being.
Seek enlightenment.

what do you drive?

2010 S80 V8. Needs rotors/pads and the parking sensors don't work occasionally.

>never had girl in passenger seat is the only box checked
That's just depressing

2018 Acura TLX

>buying a new car
>buying an acura that isn't a legend, nsx, tsx, or 3rd gen TL
kys.

>tfw your box is less shitty then expected

would recommend to change the hp limit to 100 or even less.
and maybe add a category "has or is running on less than 4 cyl"

oh god it gets worse

it's a Honda Accord, just with a better engine and transmission.
What's not to love?

A new car literally can't be a shitbox

Worst car in thread?

€900 Civic '97 civic (d15z6)

>anyone posting with a car newer than 2008

2001 Honda Civic

>What's not to love?
Shitboxes are fun. Girls are also fun, in moderation.
You have neither of those things.

winrar
post a pic of this weapon

1997 Mustang GT

Do i win a Triple prize?

Щo зa бoклyк нямa oбopтoмep?

>A new car literally can't be a shitbox

>econobox
Dumbass

05 nissan xterra

This bingo is designed specifically so that a car from the last five years can't win. 2008 probably won't make it either.

This is addressed with new change to 150hp because "never had a girl in passenger seat" is too Veeky Forums to be deleted

Like a car club

How about this?

How is it not a shitbox?

needs:

> under 15 mpg
> rust noticeable from 10 feet away
> squeaking or banging sound whenever it is driven

>Think it's my tranny mount
>190hp bone stock
>Only mostly retarded with women

MK4 1.8t GLS Jetta btw.

Because how can a car be shitty when you bought it brand new and drove it off the dealer's lot? Where's the "shit"? Shitboxes are former econoboxes, where/when/how they change is up for debate

New cars can always be shit b

>insert corvette/GTR meme

Whoops

>180hp bone stock**

Still feels like i'm going 60mph at 100mph.

What should rust replace? Squeaking/banging should be covered by top left corner.

'99 Golf. It's currently broken down AGAIN at my work lol. Blew three fuel pump fuses trying to get it started. I hope it's just a worn out pump and not a short. If I have to trace a short back through the wiring harness I'm going to fucking kill myself.

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Yeah buddy
>volvo 940

I'm guessing it's "my door locks don't work so I have to improvise so Jamal doesn't drive off with my shit"

It's also ignored by normies. And less likely to be stolen than anything else it's age.
Newer volvo. Taking a shot in the dark because im neither a volvo guy nor a ford guy, but Ford engine? Would not trust for road trip.

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Steering wheel lock like a car club, as an added anti-theft device

Zigackly

Get on my fucking Level. This fucker finally died this afternoon. 21 years of daily driving, countless road trips, so many repairs and part replacements that it had become a car of theseus.

Change your cabin filter

You even missed a row.

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I'm pretty sure there isn't one, but I could be wrong

1993 Ford Probe GT

AC will be done in a couple days I have had it for not even a couple months some of these things will be resolved this week

>Never had girl in passenger seat

I'm assuming my grandma doesn't count.

what do i win

Damn, I came pretty close...
88 Fiero btw

'91 miata
I guess it's not that shitty

Almost shit but not quite. This seems more like a loser/bad owner thread than a shitbox thread.

how did I do, Veeky Forums?

You almost got me you sumbitch.

we did it, thank you crx

I wonder (((why)))

gah so close

what do you get when you have the full chart

€1200 97 Vtec-e civic btw.