Yeah, I drive a German car

>yeah, I drive a German car

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CLA stands for "Cheap, Low-end Auto"

Fpbp, mercedes just had to cash in on the poorfag badewhore demographic

I want to believe this person is being ironic, but they probably aren't

inb4 someone with a cla comes in to defend their financemobile

All the pakis in my area love buying cheap 4 cylinder mercs and putting some variation of "BOSS" on their number plate.

It's sad.

>base model CLA
>less horsepower than a honda accord
>front wheel drive
>halogen headlights
>fucking spraybombed rear tail lights

nigger what are you doing

Ur just mad cuz you cant afford a new car ;)

neither can you if you have to finance it

Except I own it and it's mine? So back the fuck off? Just because a bank lent me money to get it doesn't mean they own it. I still own it, ergo I can afford it.

No one gives a shit about our cla faggot.

its not your money so it isn't yours

>cla 250
Oh boy.

stop making your payments and you'll find out who really owns it

>replying to bait
Stop

>he actually financed a car

>replying to such obvious bait

>poo in loo car

I love smoking people with CLAs that think they're fast in my audi.

...

>tfw you know the guy who owns the "BEST" nameplate in ohio
>tfw it's on a scion tc

New a4s hit 60 in 5 seconds. That's insane for a family sedan that's not sport oriented

Find a flaw

ProTip: You cant

I mean the AMG looks like it'd be a hoot but I'd never buy one and they're ugly as fuck.

White cars are boring.

Veeky Forums BTFO

Literally what?

It's an audi

White cars are shit. Along with silver. Look at any parking lot and look at all the white and silver blah colors. Every car now is white or silver. It sucks.

What are you on about my African friend?

>Implying Audi sucks.

Yeah you either need to have above average disposable income or be knowledgeable about cars to own one without issue, but if you take care of it they are great cars.

Poor fags who cant find a flaw trying to grasp at straws lel

Neon green and purple would have been better there.

fuck "select the bridges" captchas

I like how you dont mention the year lol

Poorfag btfo again.

Post time stamp or shut the fuck up

Captcha on this site is gay as aids.

Also no.

> NJ
> Badgewhore

No surprise there.

its not an avant

>the AMG one
Still a fwd 4banger cuckbox

>front wheel drive

I had to look this up. I was under the impression that only A and B class are fwd.

>Audisteer

I'm pretty sure the CLA essentially is an A class

You may drive a German car, but you were driven by the German marketing before buying that.

I'd DD one. Old boss bought one, would be fine for DD duty.

G E R M A N
Q U A L I T Y
™

Mercedes interiors are honestly trash for the price point in my experience (driven a GLK, E550, and CLA). Better than my Ford shitbox, but not nearly as good as I was expecting.

Its small as fuck car if youre of normal male height (6 feet and over)

just copped this couple months ago, took it over an a4, shit was too slow

>I ditched the fancy Passat for the fancy Golf

Money doesn't necessarily come with good taste.

>
Mad? I came from an 07 335i, S3 is perfect, MQP platform is super reliable and has great power for its price :)

>prestige auto
lmao, fucking lease-land.

why would people even bother with "why u mad" shit like that on their car?

all it takes is one salty person. cars are really easily fucked with.

>MQP platform
>reliable
>has great power

NIGGA YOU FUCKING WOT

still nicer than your shitbox :)

just noticed my very small spelling error, my apologies, MQB lol

Wanna hear something funny. Alot of the slavs in my area along with the arabs buy old convertible bmws. 99 percent of the time they get after marker letters and put their names when the make/ model is

so now instead of it being a bmw soandso its now a
>bmw amir
or
>bmw VLADIMIR

the other day some straight bozo pulled up to me at the self wash asking how to operate the machine...like rly.

lel what? I've never seen this, take a pic next time

It's these kind of threads that really show how Veeky Forums is insecure as fuck.

>laughing at an idiot means you're insecure
Alright dude

You really want me to enumerate the posts that show autistic levels of insecurity in this thread?

i'm pretty sure those names are gang related shit for identifying vehicles and knowing what they're carrying

>why you mad, cus you cant afford
>60k car

>60k

more like 30k kek

In what world is a cla250 60k?

Really curious to know what cars you fags drive, tbqh.

what third world country do you live in where a base cla costs 60k

Not a fucking diesel fiat, I can tell you that much.

What then?

Dispel fat

Nigga the CLA is literally babys first new benz

For the same amount of money you can buy better cars instead of this badgemobile

White Audi, best Audi

a) The thing is ugly, inside and out
b) I would never own a mercedes for reliability reasons
c) I have enough money to buy one outright

>CLA
>A

WHAT A SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR, SHITTER SHITTER SHITTER SHITTER, SHIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I laugh at all these "german" car drivers. When are you going to own a real German car like a 911?

A Borsche Fuckster. Waiting to take delivery on a specced out Mazda 3 that costs more than a CLA

I really want that license plate frame for my beat to shit 93 corolla

Cars that cost as much as this pos but are better buys than the CLA off the top of my head:
>Mustang GT
>WRX
>Golf R
>Taurus SHO
>A goddam Toyota Avalon
>Infiniti Q50

Add others

>CLA 250

Literally bottom bitch tier.

At what point can you do stuff like this and make it ironic? Like if I put that frame on my Prius would it be funny?

I work at Mercedes as a Salesman, if I were at Toyota, this would be the equivalent of posting a base model corolla and braging.
Step your game up before you brag. That car is one step up from our Smart cars

>tfw thinking about financing 4k usd to buy a car from some buy here pay here
I just need something for winter and I changed jobs. I wanted a specific car so I felt like I had to move fast but it might be better to just repay into my savings

b-but the Toyota Avalon is a good car, desu~~

A fully loaded camry or accord is more, 2/10 b8 made me reply

The CLA is fwd aswell as having the base 1.5 dci diesel engine used in the Renault Clio and the Dacia Logan/Sandero.

unless you want a faggot hybrid, you're wrong

>tfw you find the CLA shape more appealing than the C Class.

I'm pleasantly surprised it is the cheaper car.

Red Audi is best Audi

CLA 250 is $30k dude

>Buying a wagon

Literally why

I never said it wasn't?

Because it does the same things as a sedan, and then more.

literally costs less than a camry lol

Yes
Of course I drive German
youtube.com/watch?v=89G-OibcmAo

Except it literally doesnt and it makes you look like a huge cuck.

What is your point?

That's nothing, my neighbor drives a stock 350z and has the license plate "JEALOUZ". It would have been so sick if it were literally on any other Z

becaus I can be fast and fuk ur bitsh lol

>YOUNG MAN
>YOU
>YOUNG MAN
>YOU LOOK LIKE YOU USE WASH MANY TIMES
>y-yeah
>CAN YOU TEACH OLD MAN LIKE ME TO USE WASH, THE WORDS ARE VERY SMALL AND HARD TO READ FOR AN OLD MAN LIKE ME AHAHAHA
>s-sure

It looks okay but the fact that it's a fwd 4banger makes it irredeemable. If I wanted that I would just buy a honda.

What's wrong with a stock 350z? Probably faster than your car.

>super reliable
yeah i can tell you've only owned it for a little.

my buddy already burned through his clutch packs and blew a motor within a year.