Yfw Aston Martin knows their customers take sloppy seconds by virtue of being British

>yfw Aston Martin knows their customers take sloppy seconds by virtue of being British.
what are some of the shittier car ads you have seen Veeky Forums?

I thought this was also in a beamer ad

That's actually pretty hot desu

holy fuck. is this real? lmfao

>wanting a virgin girl

enjoy your shitty sex OP, not that you've ever had any

>a virgin calling a virgin a virgin on a Thai basket weaving forum.
banging hookers doesn't count.
Whats with euro car companies implying that their customers settle with whores? At least they know their target audience but hollyshit lmao.

Spell 'owned' correctly next time.

>banging hookers doesn't count
no but your mom does

I am not a virgin and I don't visit hookers, I visit dominatrixes, there is no sex involved

just caught it. Sadly the ad is fake.

that's interesting tell us more

...

>be me, S/o/viet
>go to backpage.com, fetlife and other sites
>find dominatrix
>pay her money to kick me in the balls, whip me and so on

what else do you want to know

And you jerk off after? fascinating

Disgusting tattoos jesus fuck. Why do girls do this? My ex had one too all over her fucking arm. Gross.

they actually look bretty cool

user, therapy is likely cheaper

depends if I am put on chastity

you should give it a try, just make sure she is a reputable mistress

>you should go to therapy so that you can get $$$medicated$$$ and have a boring sex life like the rest

literally why????

Sluts are great but if you want to have a real relationship you need for the girl to trust you. Men can regain their confidence after heartbreak but I don't know if I believe women's hearts can ever completely mend.

>expensive unreliable money pit
>Aston Martin

checks out

Because loving relationships create functional people.

>Isn't man enough to teach a girl how to please him.

baito desu

*citation needed*

>isn't man enough
thats fetish material

>not getting a bumper to bumper warranty

10/10 would cum inside

>be me
>Canadafag
>backpage
>one actually in this one horse town
>at least 10 years older than I
>best. sex. Ever.
>super cool always got stoned, hung out and fucked a couple times each time
>felt good because that 80 went to her rent and kids
>got to shower
Couldn't shower at home b/c mars temp froze septic tank

that was a shooped version of the aston dealership's ad

Can I get her number?

/Jawdropped

hookers are the best

fugg was looking at that ass and legs i completely disregarded everything else lol. feel like a moron

>not just driving a toyota celica for 30 years

You do know Aston Martin can spell "pre owned", they aren't American.

>sloppy seconds
Just insecure dicklet things

Shopped.

>Old cuck boomers who buy Aston Martins and gold diggers

what if my mom is a hooker tho

>what are some of the shittier car ads you have seen Veeky Forums?
Every fucking Chevy commercial.

European GT cars are overcompensation machines. Of course they compare them to sex. Can't let the customer forget that buying a new one is the supreme display of wealth and competence.

Same thing. Just says that you're straight I guess. Dat ass was fine.

Yeah, Chevy commercials are so cringy; it's hard to believe they work. Chevy buyers must really be the ultra-stereotypical caricatures that their actors portray in the commercials. Makes me not want to buy a Chevy because I don't want to become a walking stereotype.

*IF*

>banging hookers doesn't count.

Why?

Because you paid instead of worked for it.

Where do you think that money comes from?

Hole in the wall

autismbux

Time = Money so there's very little difference between working for it and paying for it desu.

>Not wanting to bang alt chicks with daddy issues.
More for me then faggot.

>this is what roasties belive

...

Its pathetic

>worked
Only desperate losers work for pussy

look at this beta cuck putting pussy on a pedestal