Dota 2 General - /d2g/

kuro is goodpuppey

>tune into english stream
>all i hear is russian with some human words sprinkled in
just like my pubs

>gank starting
>camera goes off it

>9k attempts to stack a camp

kek

Just came home. How was game 1? A stomp? An even match?

1 : 24 in favour of Liquid. gg at 17 minutes.

Guess Nahaz was right, lol

Also, noticed I'm in the wrong thread. Thanks for the reply, dotard.

why did liquid go fight 3v5?

honey pot fight

>SHARTEEZY

2022 DOTA PREDICTIONS
as the name says, make your predictions about dota in 2022 exactly 5 years later. if they come to be true youll earn deetoogee points.

My predictions:
level cap raised to 30 along with new talents for 30
some pregame talent pick shit ala masteries in lol
blink max range whatever removed
more item suggestions made into the game from peruvians forums
new clown hero voiced by slacks along with his own announcer
2gd's new game has flopped and is now a chicken tendie neet
our guy ppd has quit the game and still riding his ti royalties thanks to smart bitcoin invesment
arteezy still hasnt won a ti

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

>Artour using handwarmers
Are handwarmers legit, dotards?

That's a big wisp.

Like i would kill myself over some fucking digits

1 - Go to work
2 - Go to bed
3 - Fap
4 - Play Sims 4
5 - Play LeL
6 - Play Dota 2
7 - Ranked
8 - Have breakfast
9 - Shitpost the rest of the series

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
>CYBORGFAT
twitter.com/Cyborgmatt/status/873895229463687169

2 new heroes

>homebrand vodka
I'VE NEVER FELT SO MUCH LIKE MATUMBAMAN

He's fucking right though.

REMINDER EG ARE EMPLOYING JEWISH TRICKS TO WIN

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False Promise can win games.

I want Luna to ____ in my mouth

m8 we don't even know how dota will look in next patch

Remember this is the cuck who let Puppey run all over his fat ass blaming all the problems on this fat fuck instead of himself.

shit

Important when you're playing doto on the north pole

>tfw it's time for good teams

>guy has a point
>LOL BUT IT'S THIS GUY WHO SAID IT HAHAHA WHAT A FUCKFACE

back to elementary school with you

pee

cum

All the most recent DotA heroes are absolutely loaded with utility that the old DotA allstars heroes never had. It's a persistent powercreep in ability. ES, Oracle, Monkey King all have extra abilities and utility compared to your average hero. If another hero ever gets release you can bet it's going to be the same way.

HOLY FUCKING YUCK

I don't get it, you want more svens and dragon knights, is that what youre saying?

Is it time for GH Naga memes?

remember to stay hydrated doturds

Skeleton king pls

I'm chugging water as fast as I can and my throat is still dry as a desert

At least Kuro will contribute something by existing this game.

Why dont we post cuties in between games

I'm saying new heroes basically make old ones obsolete because they're designed to do things that other heroes do, but better.

>THEY LET THEM HAVE TREANT AGAIN

DIE KURY DIE

apologize.

you're a cutie user! :)

i miss imbalanced patches

I'm almost certain that Kuro should give Zai SK not Tree

RIGHT NOW

We lol now.

I'm not a fucking weirdo that saves images of random women on my computer.

Sorry bud but I'm getting on the team next major.

perform a dental check

No they dont, this isn't league of legends fuck off

that alt right haircut is very problematic

I'm not going to wait for you to begin

yes you are fgt
post them now

you first

LISA NEEDS BRACES

hydrate this
*unzips dick*

First two Bristle is a good call from Kuro I think. It provides some vagueness to the draft since it could be run core in all 3 lanes and Artour isn't a Necro player.

Because this isn't /b/

If you post cuties least make them dota related.

dead, because of WW3 that starts in 2020

Cr1t is fashy af

what happen to fear? his hand broken again?

Peterposting was the true golden era of d2g

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Who's this fluid druid?

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Do you miss (I think it was) 6.72? The one that introduced Marksmanship and Stampede?

>tfw you will never cum on Zai's face and rub it in with the tip of your dick
I suffer for nothing

in the list of actually weirdness taking photos of yourself literally for no reason and then posting online literally for attention come first.

user saving random photos is just the final stage of this problematic behavior people has today, this cult needs to end

name one hero made obsolete by monkey king, oracle or earth spirit

AWOO

OK I get the denim jackets can be cool, but holy dogshit that looks stupid

he is reasonable and rich enough to retire before everyone in twitch chat starts calling him living trash

WARNING LYCAN IS PICKED

Wat's that watch?

are they chanting VP?

AWOOOOOO

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KILL HIM *claps*

What did russians mean by this?

>no they don't
>they just have extra utility for no raison
Every one of them was released broken as fuck, first pick first ban because they're literally just better than old heroes because they're designed to do more things.

IT'S TIME

>MATU LYCAN
EG
IS
FUCKING
DONE

LEAK QUID

>matu lycan

would you fuck?

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de wolv is ad ur door x-DDDDD

YOU JUST KNOW

this is cool and all but when does my favourite team, the 4 times honeypot winner, respectable 9th-12th at TI, the team of johan "flower m8" sundsentein play???