>Straight Trucks 4 Lyfe Edition
Brevious Bread: >44 tonnes of bacon-wrapped stuffed burgers
>34 wet wheels fished out of the river
>Sign that lease and I'll siphon all the fuel out of your reefer
>CDL how come to possess? Private driving school, community college, or learn it from your dad
>Swift: Best Through Construction Zone
>Something about Europeans, I don't know
>Milk, Eggs, Rye Bread, Salami, Gas for Skidoo
>Don't be this guy:youtu.be
>Truckerfag's head is all leaky and warped looking
>Bepis's balls are as blue as Pepsi Blue from all the clothes on grinding and necking he's been doing
>Everlasting Flattop: New name, old management
>Oilfag mourns the imminent firing of Swampbro due to his inability to answer his phone when work is calling
>Gundam is back in a Kenworth like God intended
>Primefag is on home time with nana and pep-pep
>Truckdog is eating a 1600 calorie burger as you read this
>Doublesfag's balls touched toilet water and consequences will never be the same again
>Whiney is living in a weeb wonderland ever since he discovered that he could turn his P/FJ points into Amazon gift cards
>Balam is hairy, bald and unemployed; the panty moistening trifecta
