so why hasnt anybody mentioned that iffy will soon begin selling a nep plushie and nep lego?
John Davis
If it gets more improvements, why not
Asher Martin
Argh I forgot to correct Mizuno's name.
Tyler Watson
Nepgear is my goddess!
Blake Parker
Let us begin new thread with a beatiful shitpost!
Blake Wilson
The slight error wasn't very noticeable in the first place but I didn't make it more noticeable did I?
Eli Morales
I want to fuck teen Peashy
Nathaniel Robinson
Compa, desu!
Gabriel Reed
Why ? Why every character has to be so cute ? I can't even hate one...
Kevin Clark
Put more effort in your shitposting.
Luis Murphy
Direct sequel? Unlikely. Spiritual successor to continue the NepU->BvZ->4GO line? Sure.
Wyatt Roberts
Warechu?
Sebastian Martin
>He doesn't hate Vert
Mason Rogers
Nep plushie was in the OP a few threads earlier ( ) but got sweeped out by the wave of other news.
Benjamin Evans
He's funny and kinda cute in his attempt to seduce Compa while being evil She may be annoying sometimes but I definitely don't hate her.
Leo Johnson
>Hating a sophisticated lady like Vert
Oliver Bennett
More Uzume today!.
I love Uzume!.
Good morning, /nepgen/.
Joshua Hernandez
>Vert >sophisticated
Easton Brooks
I'm going to Switch™ Uzume and Orange Heart's minds and you nerds can't do anything about it!
Logan Wood
>He hasn't played anything before V ruining everything
David Fisher
I want Vert's Naked Butler Defence Force to leave.
Alexander Garcia
Vert is ok.
Aiden Reed
>SeHa arrives to Steam later today Goddammit Iffy, I have to pass a German exam on June 15th and finish translating a 20K-symbol newspaper article by the end of this week. You pumping out new games is not helping my schedule.
Dominic Ramirez
Who let the normalfags in?
Carson Carter
>German exam just write "تشوا ألاهوي" and you will get 100%
Asher Wilson
Nice blog
Jose Sullivan
Viel Glück !
I planned to play SeHa today but since the release is later and my connexion shit-tier....
Parker Walker
Want to merge the text in?
Robert Peterson
>5 hours till Sega Worst Girls comes out >still haven't unveiled the price I swear, if they charge more than 30€ for a fucking vita port I'm gonna punch a nep
Adrian Butler
I want to turn Segami into a pervy dummy and make her addicted to my shares rod!
Owen Baker
Well, to be fair, they did make Neptune into a lazy cunt and gave Vert her annoying imouto complex.
He's not exactly wrong.
Gabriel Perry
If the text was in the full size image could request the guy to recolor it, but all the jobs involved are way beyond me.
Bentley Martinez
Praise Lastation!
Isaac Martinez
Both of those started in mk2. Though it's understandable that people don't want to remember it.
Charles Jackson
Gearnon's wife Nepgear's best friend Uni's older sister Noire is so sexy!
Christian Kelly
Vert's unrelated acquaintance Uni is cute!
Sebastian Cox
the imouto thing started in Mk2 but they amp it up in Victory
Henry Brooks
I guess you are right. I do remember Histy trying to force Neptune to do her work by tying her to a chair or something (it's been a while since I played RB2, but I do vaguely remember something like that).
Though I think the main reason people put that on V/RB3 is because it cranked up both those to 11. Neptune's laziness was more profound and obnoxious to the point that you were begging Histy to give her a good smack across the back of the head or a gentle shock to get her motivated, as well as, Vert agressively trying to steal Nepgear away.
At least in Mk2/RB2, Neptune (while still a bit on the lazy side) was a supportive big sister to Nepgear and even gave her blessing to Nepgear as the protag of that game. Not to mention that Vert wasn't aggressively trying to steal Nepgear away.
Wyatt Thomas
Like everything. Victory took the worst traits from mk2 and raised them to eleven out of ten.
And IF catching Neptune and dragging her back to the Basilicom.
Wyatt Hall
...
Justin Robinson
You mean all his wives?
Camden Ross
There's nothing wrong with wanting an imouto.
And I seriously don't get what is the problèm with Neptune.
Brandon Perry
One waifu per user
Jason Nelson
Tell me if I'm wrong, but so far, /nepgen/'s headcanons are : >Underling is CFW Magic's daughter >Conquest was Noire's fault and Gamindustri isn't fucked >Kurome is secretly a sucker for cute things >Noire is a loser >Kei is a cunt >Vert has some family on the PC continent >mages is a nerd who can't run
Have I forgotten something?
Luke Gutierrez
Victory is an exercise in "If this trait that is a part of a larger character is entertaining, it will be much more amusing if we turned it into their sole character trait."
It's the same deal with hollywood making their funny comic relief sidekick into the star of their own movie.
Xavier Fisher
Probably the most silly one
>Compa is evil because reasons
Andrew Kelly
>Conquest was Noire's fault and Gamindustri isn't fucked >Kurome is secretly a sucker for cute things >Noire is a loser >Kei is a cunt But these are not wrong though, especially Kurome's, are you a newfag who doesn't know the 4komas?
Cameron Garcia
There's nothing wrong with that, but there's something very wrong with making it their sole character trait, then slamming you in the face with it at every single opportunity, to the point where the plot will take huge detours just to show off their oh so amusing traits.
IE Victory in a nutshell
Jacob Gutierrez
>Kurome is secretly a sucker for cute things >headcanon
Luis Robinson
It's not headcanon, Kei really is a cunt.
Brayden Gonzalez
Not only a sucker for cute things but VERY CUTE TOO.
Josiah Carter
RB2 Nep is actually surprisingly diligent compared to her V/VII counterpart. >Comes to save Nepgear from CFW Magic despite being completely exhausted >Joins your party shortly after >Rushes to Histy to tell her she's ready to WORK before Nepgear even gets to talk with her >Is the one to come up with the plan on how to regather Shares >Only starts slacking off after you beat the game
Christopher Barnes
You know what time it is folks?
Post cute
Wyatt Thompson
Honestly I can't remember that many examples of Neptune acting lazy in Victory. There are several jokes about it in the start, but not much afterwards. And Vert was definitely just as pushy in mk2 as well. I think V just focuses more on sol parts than mk2, so these traits stand out more.
Gavin Collins
Yeah, Compa being EEEEEEVIL
Victory is what happens when CH tries to make the neps dislike each others as a callback to HDN.
No, that one makes sense.
Fuck you, Kei is cute.
Blake Perez
Well, to be fair, Conquest was kind of triggered by Noire stabbing herself with Gehaburn which pretty much doomed everyone else. Plus there was Kei saying that the cursed sword was their best chance at victory against DoS.
Noah Anderson
>Kei is cute men can't be cute, user
Isaac Foster
Hello, Professor Oak.
Adrian Lee
...
Jacob Rodriguez
>tfw no Uzume x Kurome yuri doujin
Luis Martinez
>Honestly I can't remember that many examples of Neptune acting lazy in Victory. You mean, other than the post yellow hear ttime skip, every timeskip is started by histoire or someone else telling neptune to get off her ass and do something productive for a change?
Also the ending where she's too lazy to rescue nepgear, or Nepgear being thought of as Planeptune's sole goddess because both she and Plutia spend all day sleeping, or how they haven't come up with a next generation console while everyone else did because they were too lazy, or etc etc, I could go on, but I think I made my point.
John Walker
EXCLUSIVE
WORLD PREMIER
Easton Morris
Uni found Nepgear's porn.
Bentley Jackson
...
Cameron Cook
Good to see you again
Oliver Ramirez
Uni's right, shlicking to a mortal from another continent is illegal
Mason Martinez
Why is Vert so shit?
Benjamin Parker
Aaaw, she's so cute.
Alexander Barnes
I was at a tourney, what happened?
Connor Lopez
Have you done your daily deed and nepped Big Nep?
Christian Smith
>decide to check the news about E3 >first article is about how they didn't have enough chairs for everyone French journalism...
This is why you don't send normies and retards to do a man's job.
Caleb Rivera
Microsoft spent a fair chunk of time discussing Project Scorpio, now the Xbox One X, which everyone knew they would. They then proceeded to spend the rest of the time showing games, some good, some not so much. But for whatever reason, they felt compelled to have 'WINDOWS 10 AND XBOX EXCLUSIVE' at the beginning of nearly every single trailer accompanied with audio saying "EXCLUSIVE," despite the majority of what they were showing being either something that is already out on other platforms, or will come out multiplatform.
Connor Bennett
We need one where loli Vert calls upon the strength of all the previous Verts, as a reference to her being the only console backwards compatible with all its previous generations.
Adam Morris
>picture What the fuck am I reading.
Parker Nelson
>he never experienced the pure bullfuck that was the Penders Era of Archie Sonic
Benjamin Phillips
I'm going to hide your post and pretend I never saw that.
Nathan Wilson
It'd have been kinda difficult to justify there's no console after the Dreamcast since the game never introduce any economics notions or any other thing that could explain it. To be honest, they could have done some massive attacks from the Seven Sages, bringing Planeptune to the verge of total destruction, but it was probably to dark for the game. Well, we would lose our cultural exception if we didn't complain.
Ian Ross
I'd give Beru all the attention she wants
Jace Watson
How much is SeHa on pc?
Jason Reyes
We still don't have any information about that... IF is lucky that I have to write a test about it, I'll have to buy it no matter the price...
Connor Gomez
a test about it?
William Adams
about SeHa
Connor Bell
Nice Could you do B-sha and Vert doing a kamehameha?
Levi Reyes
You and me both.
Benjamin Rodriguez
What do you mean
Gavin Rodriguez
I want Histy to turn into Emojisty and drive Neptune insane by spewing out dank memes non-stop!
Jordan Cox
My bad, I should have used "review", I had in mind a performance test (for which you do use the word test).
Charles Cooper
Did any of the neps ever give you a new fetish? Yellow heart gave me mind control.
Sebastian White
Tiara gave me a fetish for settling down WHILE having a kinky sex life.
Carter Clark
My wife Chika is sexy/cute
Justin Gray
White heart gave me a bondage fetish.
Jeremiah Martinez
Tiara is made fore abuse
Lucas Hernandez
Yes. And that's why I love her.
Landon King
Yellow heart gave me a "taking advantage of the mentally challenged" fetish
Also, if you impregnate Yellow Heart, does it carry on when she goes back to being Peashy?
Logan Reyes
There's an oven in hell for you.
Alexander Campbell
I want to mind control YH and make her commit evil
then use her for a prostitution ring when not doing evil stuff
Liam Brown
Now, now. Despite Peashy's appearance (and mental state), she is technically of consenting age.
Levi Ramirez
Try saying that in front of a judge. I'm sure they could use a laugh.