/nepgen/ - Neptunia General #1236

Last Thread: Hyperdimension Neptunia Downloads (Skins, Artbooks, Manga, Guides, Soundtracks, etc.):
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SeHa arrives to Steam later today:store.steampowered.com/app/571530/
The Re;Birth Trilogy is still 75% off on GOG: gog.com/game/hyperdimension_neptunia_rebirth1

Tsunako, Misamo and Yui Horie to attend the Anime Expo: twitter.com/IdeaFactoryIntl/status/872604128123297792

Nep-Nep's VII-rtual Reality Stuff:
More info on VIIR world and characters: gematsu.com/2017/06/megadimension-neptunia-viir-details-vr-dimension-story-characters-neptune-croire
Compile Heart launches the official VIIR website: compileheart.com/neptune/v2r/
VIIR to be released on the 24th of August: gematsu.com/2017/05/megadimension-neptunia-viir-launches-august-24-japan

NepNep Connect Chaos Chanpuru News:
First Hour of Gameplay: youtube.com/watch?v=IOymPIprkZg
Chaos Chanpuru can now be downloaded from PlayStation Store: store.playstation.com/#!/ja-jp/cid=JP0031-PCSG00951_00-NEPNEPCONNECT000
CC is finally released in Japan: 4gamer.net/games/376/G037627/20170602111/

so why hasnt anybody mentioned that iffy will soon begin selling a nep plushie and nep lego?

If it gets more improvements, why not

Argh I forgot to correct Mizuno's name.

Nepgear is my goddess!

Let us begin new thread with a beatiful shitpost!

The slight error wasn't very noticeable in the first place but I didn't make it more noticeable did I?

I want to fuck teen Peashy

Compa, desu!

Why ? Why every character has to be so cute ? I can't even hate one...

Put more effort in your shitposting.

Direct sequel? Unlikely.
Spiritual successor to continue the NepU->BvZ->4GO line? Sure.

Warechu?

>He doesn't hate Vert

Nep plushie was in the OP a few threads earlier ( ) but got sweeped out by the wave of other news.

He's funny and kinda cute in his attempt to seduce Compa while being evil
She may be annoying sometimes but I definitely don't hate her.

>Hating a sophisticated lady like Vert

More Uzume today!.

I love Uzume!.

Good morning, /nepgen/.

>Vert
>sophisticated

I'm going to Switch™ Uzume and Orange Heart's minds and you nerds can't do anything about it!

>He hasn't played anything before V ruining everything

I want Vert's Naked Butler Defence Force to leave.

Vert is ok.

>SeHa arrives to Steam later today
Goddammit Iffy, I have to pass a German exam on June 15th and finish translating a 20K-symbol newspaper article by the end of this week. You pumping out new games is not helping my schedule.

Who let the normalfags in?

>German exam
just write "تشوا ألاهوي" and you will get 100%

Nice blog

Viel Glück !

I planned to play SeHa today but since the release is later and my connexion shit-tier....

Want to merge the text in?

>5 hours till Sega Worst Girls comes out
>still haven't unveiled the price
I swear, if they charge more than 30€ for a fucking vita port I'm gonna punch a nep

I want to turn Segami into a pervy dummy and make her addicted to my shares rod!

Well, to be fair, they did make Neptune into a lazy cunt and gave Vert her annoying imouto complex.

He's not exactly wrong.

If the text was in the full size image could request the guy to recolor it, but all the jobs involved are way beyond me.

Praise Lastation!

Both of those started in mk2.
Though it's understandable that people don't want to remember it.

Gearnon's wife Nepgear's best friend Uni's older sister Noire is so sexy!

Vert's unrelated acquaintance Uni is cute!

the imouto thing started in Mk2 but they amp it up in Victory

I guess you are right. I do remember Histy trying to force Neptune to do her work by tying her to a chair or something (it's been a while since I played RB2, but I do vaguely remember something like that).

Though I think the main reason people put that on V/RB3 is because it cranked up both those to 11. Neptune's laziness was more profound and obnoxious to the point that you were begging Histy to give her a good smack across the back of the head or a gentle shock to get her motivated, as well as, Vert agressively trying to steal Nepgear away.

At least in Mk2/RB2, Neptune (while still a bit on the lazy side) was a supportive big sister to Nepgear and even gave her blessing to Nepgear as the protag of that game. Not to mention that Vert wasn't aggressively trying to steal Nepgear away.

Like everything. Victory took the worst traits from mk2 and raised them to eleven out of ten.

And IF catching Neptune and dragging her back to the Basilicom.

...

You mean all his wives?

There's nothing wrong with wanting an imouto.

And I seriously don't get what is the problèm with Neptune.

One waifu per user

Tell me if I'm wrong, but so far, /nepgen/'s headcanons are :
>Underling is CFW Magic's daughter
>Conquest was Noire's fault and Gamindustri isn't fucked
>Kurome is secretly a sucker for cute things
>Noire is a loser
>Kei is a cunt
>Vert has some family on the PC continent
>mages is a nerd who can't run

Have I forgotten something?

Victory is an exercise in "If this trait that is a part of a larger character is entertaining, it will be much more amusing if we turned it into their sole character trait."

It's the same deal with hollywood making their funny comic relief sidekick into the star of their own movie.

Probably the most silly one

>Compa is evil because reasons

>Conquest was Noire's fault and Gamindustri isn't fucked
>Kurome is secretly a sucker for cute things
>Noire is a loser
>Kei is a cunt
But these are not wrong though, especially Kurome's, are you a newfag who doesn't know the 4komas?

There's nothing wrong with that, but there's something very wrong with making it their sole character trait, then slamming you in the face with it at every single opportunity, to the point where the plot will take huge detours just to show off their oh so amusing traits.

IE Victory in a nutshell

>Kurome is secretly a sucker for cute things
>headcanon

It's not headcanon, Kei really is a cunt.

Not only a sucker for cute things but VERY CUTE TOO.

RB2 Nep is actually surprisingly diligent compared to her V/VII counterpart.
>Comes to save Nepgear from CFW Magic despite being completely exhausted
>Joins your party shortly after
>Rushes to Histy to tell her she's ready to WORK before Nepgear even gets to talk with her
>Is the one to come up with the plan on how to regather Shares
>Only starts slacking off after you beat the game

You know what time it is folks?

Post cute

Honestly I can't remember that many examples of Neptune acting lazy in Victory. There are several jokes about it in the start, but not much afterwards. And Vert was definitely just as pushy in mk2 as well.
I think V just focuses more on sol parts than mk2, so these traits stand out more.

Yeah, Compa being EEEEEEVIL

Victory is what happens when CH tries to make the neps dislike each others as a callback to HDN.

No, that one makes sense.

Fuck you, Kei is cute.

Well, to be fair, Conquest was kind of triggered by Noire stabbing herself with Gehaburn which pretty much doomed everyone else. Plus there was Kei saying that the cursed sword was their best chance at victory against DoS.

>Kei is cute
men can't be cute, user

Hello, Professor Oak.

...

>tfw no Uzume x Kurome yuri doujin

>Honestly I can't remember that many examples of Neptune acting lazy in Victory.
You mean, other than the post yellow hear ttime skip, every timeskip is started by histoire or someone else telling neptune to get off her ass and do something productive for a change?

Also the ending where she's too lazy to rescue nepgear, or Nepgear being thought of as Planeptune's sole goddess because both she and Plutia spend all day sleeping, or how they haven't come up with a next generation console while everyone else did because they were too lazy, or etc etc, I could go on, but I think I made my point.

EXCLUSIVE

WORLD PREMIER

Uni found Nepgear's porn.

...

Good to see you again

Uni's right, shlicking to a mortal from another continent is illegal

Why is Vert so shit?

Aaaw, she's so cute.

I was at a tourney, what happened?

Have you done your daily deed and nepped Big Nep?

>decide to check the news about E3
>first article is about how they didn't have enough chairs for everyone
French journalism...

This is why you don't send normies and retards to do a man's job.

Microsoft spent a fair chunk of time discussing Project Scorpio, now the Xbox One X, which everyone knew they would. They then proceeded to spend the rest of the time showing games, some good, some not so much. But for whatever reason, they felt compelled to have 'WINDOWS 10 AND XBOX EXCLUSIVE' at the beginning of nearly every single trailer accompanied with audio saying "EXCLUSIVE," despite the majority of what they were showing being either something that is already out on other platforms, or will come out multiplatform.

We need one where loli Vert calls upon the strength of all the previous Verts, as a reference to her being the only console backwards compatible with all its previous generations.

>picture
What the fuck am I reading.

>he never experienced the pure bullfuck that was the Penders Era of Archie Sonic

I'm going to hide your post and pretend I never saw that.

It'd have been kinda difficult to justify there's no console after the Dreamcast since the game never introduce any economics notions or any other thing that could explain it.
To be honest, they could have done some massive attacks from the Seven Sages, bringing Planeptune to the verge of total destruction, but it was probably to dark for the game.
Well, we would lose our cultural exception if we didn't complain.

I'd give Beru all the attention she wants

How much is SeHa on pc?

We still don't have any information about that...
IF is lucky that I have to write a test about it, I'll have to buy it no matter the price...

a test about it?

about SeHa

Nice
Could you do B-sha and Vert doing a kamehameha?

You and me both.

What do you mean

I want Histy to turn into Emojisty and drive Neptune insane by spewing out dank memes non-stop!

My bad, I should have used "review", I had in mind a performance test (for which you do use the word test).

Did any of the neps ever give you a new fetish? Yellow heart gave me mind control.

Tiara gave me a fetish for settling down WHILE having a kinky sex life.

My wife Chika is sexy/cute

White heart gave me a bondage fetish.

Tiara is made fore abuse

Yes. And that's why I love her.

Yellow heart gave me a "taking advantage of the mentally challenged" fetish

Also, if you impregnate Yellow Heart, does it carry on when she goes back to being Peashy?

There's an oven in hell for you.

I want to mind control YH and make her commit evil

then use her for a prostitution ring when not doing evil stuff

Now, now. Despite Peashy's appearance (and mental state), she is technically of consenting age.

Try saying that in front of a judge. I'm sure they could use a laugh.

The laws of mortals do not apply to goddesses.