League of Legends general /lolg/

how is he more alpha than vlad

Qtpie is visiting, everyone stop being autistic for 5 mins.

shen top tank

Literally who?

max Vorpal blade obviously.

good, fuck that shit
x zed

Nerfs when?!

Just go top ya dingus. Having you ult as fast as possible will be more help to your ADC than some half-assed supporting. I can't count the times I saved the bot lane from a wipe early game because I had my ult in time.

Achieve the impossible, yeah good idea.

xth for Syndra's toes

go away

That artist possible has a high mastery on Syndra.

What do you think they taste like?

>be ADC main
>get last pick
>support instalocks annie

Whew lads Im gonna close the game and take a shower, bye.

Why is your example of alpha Noxian's fuck puppet

name a more shitty duo, I'll wait

ask

I would be ok with nerfs if it meant people stop picking her and giving her a bad name.

Hey QT is Vlad x Vayne a legit ship?

Btw you could be a cute metal bf if you looksmax

You mean "Noxian women are happy to die if it means a date with him"

>he fell for the Shen support meme

Riven is like Yasuo. They both need to die.

Vladimir?
That bitchboy that literally ran and hid from Noxus from fear, Only to return as a certified bitch.

The only thing that would suck off Vladimir is a leech.

Its Time

Riven is not like Yasuo. Yasuo is a dumb idiot and Riven is a cute smart perfect wife.

>Ezreal missed mommy and daddy so much he went looking for them, despite being told otherwise.

What a bitch boy.

HUGE

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She's poor as fuck. No one wants to marry a hobo.

thisand also he did the clever thing, a 15 year old couldn't oppose the army, when he came back he melted the flesh of anyone who touched him and that got all the women hot and bothered

one like these animes with guns please

I do...

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new dc/drop hack out or just riot servers shitting themselves on euw?

Let her die from starvation.

No one told him not to go looking for them...
>Parents go missing
>It's beta to find out what happened to them
???

Reminder: The only thing that would suck off vlad is a leech.

Same desu
I've always wanted her to be niche but it won't ever happen now

No!

>tfw ywn have sex with real life ahri

I'm the vadfag and I don't like Ribbon but even I know she makes most of her money by beating up people in pub fights and not by prostitution.

Cmon we're talking elite trained general here.

reminder this is not true and 90% of female vlad mains and 40% of male ones would
source: poll

Why should your main be included in the first 10 champions released in League of legends 2(which will be announced at E3)

>perks player spotlight
>they pick the 1 in 10000000000000 pic of him where he doesnt have world's volcano map on his face

kek

Hows Taliayh for soloQ?

She has been picked in LCS recently so she cant be bad in controlled environment. Wouldnt the lack of communication make her even stronger though? You could easily punish overextending bot or retarded ribbon.

Also helping your team not to get caught out would be useful. Why is her WR so low though? she seems useful and ratios arent bad either

>[extreme hard mode option]

>League of legends 2(which will be announced at E3)

got any more stories pulled out of your ass?

Post a sentence more alpha than pic related

Protip: You literally can't

Yes.

>she makes most of her money by beating up people in pub fights and not by prostitution
So, she's a thief? Also, she got a Bunny Suit.

Skins not canon.

No like best for boxing matches, like in The Witcher.

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That might be the case. Challenge and beating people up for money to get a temporary room to stay in the night and cheap foods.

Vlad's entire lore then

>25 mins in enemy team has no t2
>cait pushing bot past river
>0/7 yasuo walks down there from base after recalling and kills her
>calls me a retard for "not calling mia" and afks

Yeah whatever just saying she can do plenty without having to resort to sex werk

There's a fire that burns inside..

>12.06.2017
>best ship is still not unretconned
???

Yo, fistfight quests in Witcher 3 were fucking fun.

>little bitch boy goes on an adventure
>a real man goes to war and even turns into a pivotal element that wins it and a patriotic symbol
Darius' lore as a whole is pretty alpha

Really, no (you)s?

Doesnt anyone here even play here?

HAVEN'T EVEN TALKED

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Ezreal want that dragon.

Nobody mains taliyah
She's good in Soloq though. I don't know why her win rate is low

this is the best

>The entire enemy team has botrk's and Lord Dominick

Maybe because of teamfights like Ryze.

Because if you miss her combo you might as well go afk since she does really shitty damage without it. Thats why her winrate is so low

>everone saying it's weak uselees ablity
>230 pointclick dmg ever 4 s +heal everone

Kled alpha?
That autistic screeching rat?

Vlads lore?
>Runs away from Noxus because pussy bitch
>Learns from a monk because too stupid to self teach
>Literally fugs monk
>Returns to noxus as swain's bitch (aka 10,000 leech mcgee)
>Love life with swain
>Alpha???

Darius alpha?
>symbol of Noxian might
>Noxus = failed state?
Contradiction?

It was never retconned

>best ship
but that'd be Lulufag x noose

pointclick dmg ever 4 s +heal everone
tell me user, what's the past like? was it fun?

>Kled isn't alpha
>Vlad isn't alpha
>Darius isn't alpha

What the hell is your definition of alpha? Being a Casanova?

It's a tale of a disadvantaged mental kid that overcomes bad circumstances through sheer willpower and climbs to high nobility though hard work and talent and of course he's set his sights on snapping Swain's neck and taking his place one day, which is the idea behind the older Bloodlord skin.
Having a shit childhood just makes him cooler and more alpha, like me.

Faker x Katarina is the best ship.

You can win with whatever, but she is "supporty", If your team doesn't want to play your game you'll suffer a lot. They'll try deep dives and then blame you because you hit their tanks instead of bursting their backline, they behave as if you're playing Annie

> Wouldnt the lack of communication make her even stronger though?
No, because your team won't understand how to follow up. Have you ever ulted with Tahm Kench only to see everybody on your team ignore you? Well, when you ride that wall everyone will have backed away.

> You could easily punish overextending bot
This is an easy setup and powerful if the jungler is near.

> or retarded ribbon
Now that you mention her, she is excellent against Riven in lane, can't touch you unless you let her.

> ratios arent bad either
Ratios are pretty bad, which is OK since it's mostly super safe poke.

If you go to premades, she's pretty cool.

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>overthrows the most powerful man in bilgwater after he becomes lazy and complacent
>uses Graves and Twisted fate like pawns
>fights over the black mist out in the open as a show her strength

Is Miss Fortune Alpha????

Who is the most alpha champ and why is it Talon?
God, I want him to ravage my boipussi

What is the first thing you think when you see the enemy top laner is an Aether Wing Kayle?

Doran's Shield

Why do you do this

>definition of alpha
Exactly what your pic related is

Ezreal is more dominant than all the champions you listed.
>Darius, and Vlad are literally swain's bitches.
>Kled is a 60iq rat.
Just like how the "captain"(The captain should be the most dominant right?) of that ship thought he was the alpha by forcing Ezreal overboard, he got embarrassed and outplayed.

Alphaness isn't a physical trait.

This failed impostor goes by the name "Lord Gay" by the way.
There's a 100% chance he's gonna sperg out, call me a troll, and try to get up a safespace.

Surrender at 15.

who could win against full build kayle

I don't how see IQ plays into being alpha at all. It helps, sure.
But what's it gonna do for you when someone like Olaf is charging at you?

Uchiha Madara

What power does Ezreal even have he's a nobody he's never sabotaged an emperor or created weapons of mass destruction
hell he hasn't hit puberty yet
one thing is certain, women aren't flocking to him the way they're throwing themselves at Vlad
and even though irl women write Ezreal fanfics they all include him being sub (meanwhile Vlad is always dom)

Ekko, if he plays it right.

Which site is the one that shows the "Last seen on Sale" date on every skin?

Trynd