The year 2045

>The year 2045
>All cars are autonomous cuckbox appliances
>Non-autonomous 'antiques' have been banned from driving on public roads, ridiculed as obsolete and dangerous technology from ye olden times
>Your commute is very jarring and not much faster than now because pedestrians and bicyclists ignore all traffic devices, knowing that cars will automatically stop for them
>One day your car suddenly swerves off a cliff in order to save two Basketball-Americans who jumped out in front of you; after all, two lives are worth more than one
>yfw you let this happen

Isn't it about time that we establish our equivalent of the NRA?

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1) get a fucking motorcycle
2)autonomous cars can't make the impossible, if you jump in front of it you get hit regardless of who's at the wheel
3) a good driver swerves to avoid people anyway
4)commutes are going to be faster you dipshit
5) if you want to have fun on a car you can go to a racetrack without putting others at risk, you fucking manchild

>le slippery slope
end your life

>Basketball-Americans
Nice dogwhistle, faschie. We see you, we know.

>1) get a fucking motorcycle

How will that help, they will just be homosexual autnomous cuckmachines. Honda and BMW have both shown demo units in action.

This isn't a slippery slope fallacy though, this is they 'progressive' thinking behind autonomous cars today.

>sign clearly says no crossing
>they cross anyway
>also suggest that 1 dog is worth 3 humans
just hit the fuckers. in a world where every car is self driving, if a scenario like this occurs, it is 100% the fault of the people outside of the self driving car, so it has no obligation to risk the life of the people inside the car to save them.

except the laws of robotics and AI dictates preservation of live above all else...

There are "no laws of robotics" just like and this may not be easy to take the UK has no Ministry of magic (or Sound).

>Self driving cars must either crash into barriers or crowds

lmao

In this hypothetical situation, yes.

>They proceed to climb down to the crash site and loot you as you take your last dying breaths
>Rinse and repeat a few more times until police arrive

I think he meant to say coon baboons

Self driving cars should do anything to save the passengers 100% of the time, nobody would buy a car designed to kill the passengers.

Slippery slope isn't a falicy.

1750? Wow that's one for every 40,000 people. Compared with one christian church per 840 people in the USA. That's why I feel safer in the UK than America.

Yea cunt, thats 1750 mosques too many. And thr us is way fucking bigger than the uk. Completely fucking retarded comparison you goat fucker

Anybody else really scared of the idea of self driving cars? What if they just one day decide to take you to a completely different destination that what you provided and then a bunch of niggers jump out and try to fuck your ass. God damn that'd be scary

Per capita, but one is bigger. Were you born with a mental disability or just the product of a failed education system?

if it can't stop in front of the blocking object it's a pretty shitty autonomous car

Retard.

Ministry of Sound definitely does exist bro

whats that guys name scoobadee? skibadee? forgot but some dude with blonde hair that does trance or techno videos

scooter?

Neck yourself you Corbyn shilling fucking bellend.

Skibadee is a pretty famous drum and bass MC

ya i listen to dnb too but forgot it was scooter burgerland has made me dumber

He's actually right that it isn't properly comparable. Given that towns and people in general in the US are much more spread out than anything in Eurostan, it makes sense to have more churches per capita because there are myriad small towns in the US. Small towns which, if they lacked their own churches, would have to travel potentially hours to the nearest town with one. Additionally, although Christianity is on a downtrend the world over, religion still plays a much greater role in American life than it does in the U.K. Especially if you discount the religion of peace.

>slang from before the LA Riots

I replied, 4/10

people run churches out of their houses here its so weird coming from europe and seeing that

I guarantee you certain groups (right wingers) will suffer a higher mortality rate from crashes. The jews can just say it was an accident of course. If they get caught white guilt will make people accept that they should have more fatal crashes.

Given the nature of the beast, motorcycles are hard to automate with a rider on board. Get on a self riding bike. You are a living ballast and can fuck with the automated steering to your hearts content, even forcing it to wheelie by yanking the bitch back (if it's light enough) after suggesting a bit of acceleration.

By the time designers countered all of this the motorcycle would be nearly as long as a compact car and handle about as well.

>Racists are called fascists
>They want to use democracy to achieve their goals at the governmental level and popular consensus to achieve their goals at the civic level
>Antifa say they're enemies of fascism
>They want to use violence and public ridicule to achieve their goals at the civic level and even more violence and public ridicule to achieve their goals at the governmental level

Why are americans so backwards when it comes to political terminology

Your democrats are republicans and your republicans are democrats, your liberals are conservatives and your conservatives are libertarians, your freedom fighers are fascists and your fascists are freedom fighters. What the fuck.

>Christian churches make me feel unsafe

show me on the statue of lucifer where you cut out the goat's heart

Which world do you live in? Uneducated urban youth are too busy keeping themselves down with infighting and vitamin D deficiency to hack into a calculator. It would be slavs. it's always slavs.

>Get in googlepod
>Googlepod take me to walmart
>"Understood. Driving to babushka ukranian market. Arrival in 20 minutes."
>Suka blyat

I cant wait to get 2 other buddies together and stall those faggot self driving cars.

stop

Technically, slippery slope is a fallacy. However, just because something is a fallacy doesn't make it untrue or mean that it doesn't happen in practice.

Google pruning your search results to get you to stop having the wrong opinion about controversial subjects as it mines your data and learns all of your personal information. Youtube stealth deleting comments and hiding videos to make it seem like there are no dissenting opinions and no "hate speech". Social media platforms sneakily stifling your traffic if you post anything with a non-leftist slant. This is what happens when you let big corporations have absolute control over the internet.

Now you guys want to let them do the same thing to cars. Trust me, they'll find a way to turn it to their advantage. Don't give up your autonomy.

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>Selling a car that kills its owner

I think fully autonomous cars will only become a thing if governments push them and/or ban regular cars. Automation of vehicles within the customers' liking will end on a semi-autonomous stage where the car can drive itself but the driver can take control whenever he likes. I think it will stop there because too many people will be frustrated for not having control. They will constantly want the car to go faster, to go slower to check out a hot girl or something, to take the other lane...

People like automatic driving when they just don't feel like it, but other times they want control.

proper drivers education and beating out a sense of mentality from drivers would solve most of our traffic problems but lets get rid of jobs instead hurr you dont think the programming wont become automated either? youre engineering your own obsolesence

Imagine being this triggered by a nice old man who likes jam.

>conservative
>libertarian
except they are not????? Republicans are fucking retards who are against basic things like gay marriage.

>the absolute state of self-driving cars where they can't detect an obstacle as obvious as a fucking concrete block sitting in the road and hit the brakes
A fucking roastie in an SUV could stop before she had to make this choice.

>Christian churches make me feel unsafe
I can't say I blame you, per capita Christians kill more people than any other religion.

What if the car has to choose between running over two basketball americans or one 5 year old white girl?
Would it run over older people instead of young children?
What if it has to chose between a dog or retard?
Serious questions.

There's a dog in the car too. It suggests that one pedestrian is equal to two passengers.

The car should hit the concrete barrier because the riders in the car decided to be in the vehicle.

And you’re not scared of all the retards driving right now? The countless of utterly moronic crashes that you end up reading about?

This is precisely why, if autopilot becomes mandatory, I'm either going to disconnect my car from the Internet by removing the antennas and drive manually, or quit using cars entirely if that causes the car to refuse to move.

That said, autopilot only requires a constant gps connection and periodic map updates. The car only needs a usb port for that. And they should keep on putting manual controls in cars, just to allow for flexibility in reacting to situations progammers didn't anticipate or decided were too infrequent and too complicated to write code for.

Open source car software when?

>christians are killers
>not muslims blowing themselves up in the streets
nice try achmed

>nobody would buy a car designed to kill passengers
Too late

You can avoid collisions with morons by keeping away from other cars and driving slow just in case one of them happens to be a moron. You can't avoid the CIA. The CIA decides who succeeds and who doesn't. The CIA is all seeing and all knowing. Bow before the CIA! And bow before the bankers who gave the CIA authority! Accept your mark and worship the beast, for it is only through the will of the beast that you are still alive!

ALL HAIL THE
...in all seriousness, there needs to be separate licenses for autonomous and manually operated vehicles, and once you have the manual license, you can lock out the car from ever taking control of itself.

Self driving cars would drive better than half the retards on this board.

If you are out driving to drift your sisters car into a telephone pole, you should be required to have a self driving car for at least 5 years.
Obviously you lack the self control to handle a vehicle.

And Democrats are against guns and they're the ones who will most likely support the ban on manually driven cars. God damn it there's no good choice

>republicans are fucking retards who are against basic things like gay marriage
How is that a problem?

Anything sexual that does not result in more children being born into secure families is immoral and detrimental in ways that aren't very obvious. This isn't /pol/ so I won't go into more detail, but just think about what the smallest unit of "society" is and how the balance of power changes when families aren't cohesive and people are trapped by their own vices. For all of human history until the past 40 years or so, it wasn't some "basic" thing that any decent civilization had, and there are reasons for this.

To bring this back to Veeky Forums, being able to do what you want with your car where you want and how you want it is an example of true freedom. Being trapped constantly trying to satisfy a vice, but being subject to a State that allows you to be ensnared by it is not.

When you say dnb, do you mean real dnb? Or that stupid new school/pendulum shit

There's no reason that fascism can't be achieved by democracy. Also authoritarian =/ fascist.

Car manufacturers should protect the driver (aka their customer) above all else.

I would gladly swerve into a crowd of people to save myself, and I expect that any product I buy should do the same thing.

You don't have to be fascist to hate niggers, you just have to live around em. White power

What part of Arkansas are you from?

Horse vs car argument from a 100 years ago

Frankly, stop giving a fuck about the future so much and enjoy your life and your own timeline....

>tfw buying a push road motor in 2018

>1) get a fucking motorcycle
this but also this:

>Isn't it about time that we establish our equivalent of the NRA?
I suspect this isn't entirely just a figure of speech--the people (soccer moms) (also (((people)))) and decentralized processes (phytoestrogens in the water supply, increasing population density, etc) that work against gun ownership also work against fun cars and fun bikes.

See also revzilla.com/common-tread/french-federation-of-angry-bikers

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You conveniently left out the fact that racist's goals are the opression or even genocide of people based on their skin pigmentation, whereas antifa's goal is silencing that bullshit.

If the definition of fascism is only violence, even if defending your country from fascists, does that mean Brittan was a fascist nation during WWII?

>Pic is you IRL

Commies please leave.
You don't belong here.

No, /pol/ is the board we don't belong on. Now quit stinking up my auto board with /pol/tardation.

No, commies don't belong on planet earth.
Please stop shitting it up for the rest of us.

ITT: I can't even enjoy cars anymore without you fash fuckers showing up.

Thank you

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its gonna hit the guardrail because its only doing 30 mph anywhere near a cross walk and the entire inside is lined with airbags. the people inside are fine.

>2017
>not nazbol

what a BASIC BITCH

fuck forreal though you fashy faggots really need to stop shitting up every other board with your white power bullshit it has fuck all to do with motherfucking gearbox's

>nazbol
lol no

>2007+10
>not being a cuck for (((global white supremacy)))
it's like you're not trying to fit in

>implying gay marriage is a right

Gays can't even procreate. End of story. No rights for marriage.

This assumes the driver (or computer in this case) was blindly accelerating towards a group of people crossing the street AND A FUCKING BARRIER IN THE ROAD. The solution to this problem is that what leads up to it is either impossible or the actual problem.

I'm really confused why you deemed the race of the retarded pedestrians necessary. Like, it's not like niggers are more known for illegal street crossing than any other retard demographic

>this problem.
>solving the overpopulation of mars.
pick the one with relevance. protip: it's the overpopulation of mars.
it's not a real problem. it's a hypothetical, thought up by somebody who clearly know nothing of autonomous driving.
nowhere in the programming of a vehicles will this 'decision' show up.
and if it did, lawyers will surely make sure there is no blame in the program.
steering towards people is dangerous, people jumping in front of you will only be saved if it can be done safely. Otherwise, if the fault is not with the car, it will try to minimize impact but will never break the law on its own 'to save the greater number of lives'.

Go back to Tumblr you stupid fuck

when I lived in Chicago, it was pretty obvious.
>white neighborhood
>driving calmly, pedestrians stay on sidewalks
>mexican neighborhood
>driving calmly, pedestrians stay on sidewalks
>black neighborhood
>holy shit niggas be jaywalking into oncoming traffic like every three blocks or some shit

Spotted the poof that's never been to a black neighborhood

Smart cars will be received like smart guns. The general population will reject them, coast dwellers who will never use them will advocate for them for "the little people", and a few will be bought by idiots who want to virtue signal and/or watch Harry Potter in traffic

>asking to establish an organization that will gladly lobby FOR the self driving cars, gas tank size and emissions limits, and all around Arab you in the motherfucking back.

No.
Start an organization but do NOT model it after the shitty backstabbing organization that is the NRA.
Fuck them.

Maybe. But that's in spite of their religion, not because of it.

And you conviently left out the ultimate goal of antifa is the silencing and opression of any ideas that aren't antifa-approved. Which is why pretty much everyone who isn't already a communist hates you. They see you for the cancerous fucks you are.

Cars are inherently right-wing because maintaining one properly requires mechanical competency and manual labor, two things that the modern left utterly eschew.

It's kinda like how most hard-working blue-collar types vote republican, while commies are either NEETs living with their parents or baristas typing angry blogposts on their macbooks about how the revolution is totally gonna happen soon.

so much for the tolerant left!!!!1111

>Ladies and gentlemen, the US educational system!

The USSR tried to shit up every attempt at capitalism.

Procreation has never been a requirement for the right to marriage.

kys virgin
>no fun allowed