Stuck in traffic

>stuck in traffic
>jackass overtakes you via emergency/bus lane
>broken down car in the way
>nobody allows him to merge

>cruising along open road
>some dick with superiority complex playing leapfrog because they just have to be ahead
>eventually they pass me
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>come around next corner to find they're up the arse of a logging truck and its right before the twisty bit

>faggot in his riced lifted truck tailgating me with his brights on
>come along twisties doing well above the speed limit
>he slows down and quickly disappears because trucks handle like ass

If you DD a truck and you don't use it for work or hauling shit you should just kill yourself.

>driving to work on freeway
>prius behind me sees a gap ahead of me before traffic slows
>zooms around my right side and gets in front
>i scoot up because i dont want jackholes constantly doing this
>prius takes it as a sign of aggression and brake checks me
>traffic moving under 15mph
>sports car brakes are better
>nobody's impressed
>this goes on for 5 min until he loses interest

>cruising with my 2 fat friends
>pull up next to some mini at a stoplight
>realize my turn is coming up pretty quickly and I have to switch to his lanes
>figure it's a woman driver so I push the sport mode button and get ready to overtake on green
>gun it
>there's about 600 extra pounds of weight in my little car but I still get some tire spin
>mini hears this and decides it wants a piece of this
>ohshitwhatareyoudoing.tiff
>we're screaming down a residential street at 80mph
>I'm winning by about 2 tire lengths while my fat bois are whooping and hollering like special ed kids
>let him walk cause I have better shit to do and a u-turn is coming up

In retrospect I should have just waited and merged behind the mini

i saw someone do this once except he hit a brand new Mercedes who had a flat tire

>have turbo Honda del sol with built motor
>weighs around 2500 pounds including my fat ass
>Pushing 400hp
>roll up to stop light next to turd gen 5.0 mustang
>he notices the BoV sounds, revs his engine
>light turns green
>we both gun it
>naturally he he's out of the gate much faster because rwd and torque
>catch up once turbo spools at 3,500rpms and pass him in seconds, can hear his engine screaming trying to keep up
>he lets off
>i let off
>hit 140mph
>pull into gas station, he follows
>expecting butthurt or trouble
>was actually just curious about my build
>we both talk about our cars, and what simple mods we've installed
>we keep in touch on Facebook and bump into him at car meets

>driving along small twisty road
>going probably 8-10 above already
>double yellow
>stupid bitch in a Mazda 3 passes me before a blind corner
>right after the corner is a a truck going about 5 under
>gets stuck behind him the whole way down the road

But what about an UTE tho?

We don't have those over here in burger land but if you can get up to speed relatively quick, and corner properly without going 10 under on every turn then you should be fine.