Stuck in traffic

>stuck in traffic
>jackass overtakes you via emergency/bus lane
>broken down car in the way
>nobody allows him to merge

>cruising along open road
>some dick with superiority complex playing leapfrog because they just have to be ahead
>eventually they pass me
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>come around next corner to find they're up the arse of a logging truck and its right before the twisty bit

>faggot in his riced lifted truck tailgating me with his brights on
>come along twisties doing well above the speed limit
>he slows down and quickly disappears because trucks handle like ass

If you DD a truck and you don't use it for work or hauling shit you should just kill yourself.

>driving to work on freeway
>prius behind me sees a gap ahead of me before traffic slows
>zooms around my right side and gets in front
>i scoot up because i dont want jackholes constantly doing this
>prius takes it as a sign of aggression and brake checks me
>traffic moving under 15mph
>sports car brakes are better
>nobody's impressed
>this goes on for 5 min until he loses interest

>cruising with my 2 fat friends
>pull up next to some mini at a stoplight
>realize my turn is coming up pretty quickly and I have to switch to his lanes
>figure it's a woman driver so I push the sport mode button and get ready to overtake on green
>gun it
>there's about 600 extra pounds of weight in my little car but I still get some tire spin
>mini hears this and decides it wants a piece of this
>ohshitwhatareyoudoing.tiff
>we're screaming down a residential street at 80mph
>I'm winning by about 2 tire lengths while my fat bois are whooping and hollering like special ed kids
>let him walk cause I have better shit to do and a u-turn is coming up

In retrospect I should have just waited and merged behind the mini

i saw someone do this once except he hit a brand new Mercedes who had a flat tire

>have turbo Honda del sol with built motor
>weighs around 2500 pounds including my fat ass
>Pushing 400hp
>roll up to stop light next to turd gen 5.0 mustang
>he notices the BoV sounds, revs his engine
>light turns green
>we both gun it
>naturally he he's out of the gate much faster because rwd and torque
>catch up once turbo spools at 3,500rpms and pass him in seconds, can hear his engine screaming trying to keep up
>he lets off
>i let off
>hit 140mph
>pull into gas station, he follows
>expecting butthurt or trouble
>was actually just curious about my build
>we both talk about our cars, and what simple mods we've installed
>we keep in touch on Facebook and bump into him at car meets

>driving along small twisty road
>going probably 8-10 above already
>double yellow
>stupid bitch in a Mazda 3 passes me before a blind corner
>right after the corner is a a truck going about 5 under
>gets stuck behind him the whole way down the road

But what about an UTE tho?

We don't have those over here in burger land but if you can get up to speed relatively quick, and corner properly without going 10 under on every turn then you should be fine.

>traffic jam
>short piece of road where you can overtake
>nobody does it because everyone has to wait for the traffic jam anyways and it's a total dick move
>some dickbag decides to try it
>a Tesla one car in front of me guns it onto the lane
>guy slams his brakes and ends up having to use the ditch next to the highway to brake the final bit
>douche motions angrily with his arms out the window, along with his passenger douche
>Tesla calmly lanesplits the rest of the way to keep him behind
>everyone huddles up to the Tesla (including me) so no car can fit inbetween
>he ends up having to wait for a bit until finally forcing his way into the lane again

Never realized electric cars had the potential to be such doucheblockers. Props to the guy for risking about 100K to teach some asshole a lesson.

*overtakes you*
*continues driving at 10mph below what you were previously doing*

I wish more people would block dickheads from doing asshole things.

>section of highway that always has traffic in afternoon
>every day people drive down the breakdown lane to get to the exit (cause of the traffic) a mile down the road
>theres like five signs on this stretch warning that breakdown lane travel is illegal.
>as soon as one person does it others think its ok too
>people just let them merge back into traffic

I wish it worked out this way

But it usually works out this way

Always some idiot who lets them in, or better yet, they were looking at their phone and let it happen, producing the same outcome.

>Be stuck in traffic after leaving doctors appointment
>See a light blue s2000 trying to merge with a bunch of other basic bitch shitboxes behind him
>Fastest i've went in the past few minutes is 5mph
>Why not?
>Stop, wave at him and point in front of me
>Let him in
>Everyone else tries to squeeze in
>Nope.jpg
>Guy gets pissed and honks for me doing that
>Continue on with s2000 bro

if i like your car, i will be courteous. Everyone else can eat shit.

>honks for me doing that
Fuck him.
Everyone knows you only let one car in. He just has to wait for the guy behind you to let him in.

This.
People will never be able to grasp the concept of zipper-merging

Maybe if you didn't all tailgate eachother and disallow lane changes "because what if some asshole CUT ME OFF!?" the existing lanes could be efficiently and people wouldn't be making their own

>asshat in a Corvette tailgating the fuck out of me because I'm only doing 85 in the fast lane
>turn on windshield wipers and he slams on the brakes
>giggle like a demented Japanese schoolgirl and continue on with my drive
Pottery

Should have moved over faggot

"No."

Here's one that bugs me. The main road is 50mph before a canyon, and it's 35mph no passing zone for about 7 or 8 miles once you reach the canyon. The red arrow is always someone in a van or truck that turns right into the left lane. They usually do this when they see a line of cars coming so that they can be in the front of the line before the merge. This causes the line of cars to hit their breaks and then get stuck behind the impatient person, and then they still go 10 under through the canyon.

>driving down Canada Highway 17.
>driving at reasonable rate of speed.
>asshole semi driver running right up my ass on every downhill even though I'm going 10 over the speed limit.
>not worth it
>slow down on next passing lane and let him go even though he's slogging on every uphill
>comfydraft.png
>Get to Manitoba border
>weigh station open.

He's right, you should have.
People like you are the reason there's so much road rage.

what's the legality of scraping against their car because they try to force themselves in?

Oh, sorry. I was wrong because I was only going 20 miles over the speed limit. Guess I should just commit sudoku.

We're not all like that user. But we do some stupid things. We fight over tractor trailers to draft. Legit will have a territorial pissing match with other Prii for a tractor trailer.

>speed limit
The speed limit is irrelevant.
What is relevant is that you were both traveling in the passing lane, and he was driving faster. That means you should let him go by.

>that image
back to your cesspit

get a job

sperg more

Technically the last person who has an opportunity to avoid a collision has an obligation to do so. They're technically in the wrong in terms of legal right-of-way, but the judge won't look favorably on you either for still being the cause of the accident when you could've just added two seconds to your commute and let him in.

>haha, I should just let this guy endanger society

k s/*/viet

i am not soviet?????? nice obsession with him

No one else but s/cock/viet has the "gb2pole" and the kneejerk "sperg more" repertoire. Also "obession"

sorry dude

keep sperging

S/o/viet here, that wasn't me

>I should just let this guy endanger society
It's your job to "stop people from endangering society"?
Who the fuck do you think you are, Batman?
Holy shit the idiocy around here