/owg/ - Overwatch General

When you have suicidal thoughts and need the final push.

>shatter
>cracks appear on ground
>Rein then puts his shield up
>nobody falls
>shatter again later
>Rein puts his shield up after cracks appear
>the Ana and D.va behind him get stunned while he doesn't
Ah yes, a high quality game

Here comes T.Racer!

Who should I get my first golden for? McCree and Mei are my favorite characters but I play D.Va and Ana in competitive

>tfw no Amélie to surprise

>Sleep a dwarf as he molten cores
>gorilla throws shield over turret
HOW CAN HE EVER RECOVER

I really hate Pharah

>pre-match
>using Phara's rocket guitar emote
>Mercy walks up to me
>"How barbaric!"
MOOOM YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

>tfw play Genji but haven't liked a single of his event skins excluding Nihon
>had 5000 coins but didn't get the Genji skin
>bought Graffiti instead

go to comp.

It IS just quickplay and I'll play whatever the fuck I want

I'm sure you're thinking to yourself that 'it's just a fart', that you've smelt bad farts in your time, and it's nothing too unbearable, but you've luckily never had the experience of a fart from Hana's butt. It's a smell so bad that it immediately demands your entire focus to it, almost trying to just work out what horribly processed, greasy foods passed through the gassy gamer girl to elicit such a freakish aroma - but enough about how terrible they smell, the thing that grosses me out most of all is how passive Hana is to farting, and in addition to that how gross they sound.
She'll lean over the dining table, hands clenched into little fists and resting below her breasts, face twisted into one of strain and pressure as she gasps and giggles out a "Nerf this!" And lets the wet, bubbly cacophony of flatulence reverberate into the apartment from her protruding rump.

She's decent on a few chokepoint-heavy maps like Hanamura and Eichenwalde. Or stalling on the payload on defense.

>last box I open in this event
>legendary
>FIFTH BEEKEEPER
IOPASDFJIPÅADIÅHG UIOPSFIO UIOPG SRF(OPG OPSFGJI)OPS RFI)OPGHJ(IOP>SFGIOPSFGJIPSFGSG

Rudeness.

Fuck off scatfag

Kill yourself while youre at it

>everybody behind a bubbled Zarya stands firmly
>next time
>everybody including someone in Zarya's bubble falls down

>tfw blizzard sells a season pass that makes all future skins worth only 1000 coins

*BBBBRRRAAAAAAPPPP*

I'm conflicted. On one hand Roadhog needed some kind of nerf simply because he is a shitter enabler who encourages bad habits. On the other hand these nerfs are kinda stupid.

Why not just reduce his clip size to 2 and increase the self heal cool down or make the heal restore health slower?

your idea sounds worse than what blizzard is going to do

Can we post more Ana / Pharah and less FatFuckAmericanMei???

>Season pass
>still have to buy bullshit in game
no thank you, unless the amount of coins you get from SP is so absurdly ludicrous it makes the purchases moot
>Hardline did it best

...

So i've been doing this last few games:

>realize all my teammates are shit
>leave voice and chat
>only pick D.Va, McCree, Genji, Winston and Torb on defense
>never go support because i'm not a cuck anymore

My rank went up a little, but at least i have actual fun playing the game now.

Fucking supports were a mistake, especially Mercy, fuck that low skill low effort bitch, i have much more respect for Hanzo and Torb mains than for this dumb press m1 hero.

mei is chinese

>queue for quick play
>backfill into a game
>no kill feed or sound
>people in chat talking about how to avoid being kicked for afk
>go to middle of map
>about 8 or so people are just fucking dancing
>kill them and win the game (the non-dancers joined me at this point)
>tell them they should make a custom if they want to have a dance chatroom, there are already lots
>all the faggot dancers making tumblresque insults about how I'm a "fat basement dwelling nerd boy" and "it's just quick play I should chill out and dance"

This fucking meme has gone too far. When I press that quick play butt I expect to be able to play a game of Overwatch and shoot the fucking guns at people. Pick whatever you want but at least let me play the damn game.

>no sign of lunar map going live tomorrow
>no sight of the rumored hammond or astronaut skins for winston and the others

Fuck, I figured it would be a make up for this sore excuse of an event

>Consider myself a soldier 76 main
>Cant stop playing tanks, and doing well
>mfw Zarya's Summer skins are coming out again

Awwww man!

The problem is the hook+damage 1hit combo, not his health you filthy Roadhog main.

>Teleports behind you

Did the double xp end yet?

>the mercy shrug
>rein smashes in a couple seconds later
made me kek

>reloading: the hero

That sounds retarded and it doesn't fix what is presumably blizzard's problem with roadhog: that beefy one-shot guy isn't a design they want in the game any more.

first line in the OP

>Roadhog needed some kind of nerf

He literally doesn't.

Dance emotes really helped ruin TF2, figured they're doing the same in Overwatch
Luckily I queue with masters people mostly so I never see that.
I remember getting so pissed in TF2 at retarded 12 year olds screaming "I'M A FRIENDLY HOOVY DONT SHOOT" when I'm trying to cap the point

>Bliz literally does fucking nothing for E3
It's not fair I want hype

>Never really played Mei, nothing against her just didn't seem like a good fit for me
>A teammate during competitive does her new little dance and I immediately realize it's from my favorite show
>Immediatley spend the last of my coins to buy it

So how do I get good with Mei? I don't have a good sense of when to wall and when to get close so I can freeze enemies.

Keions

>tfw have 4 molten cores defending point A at Numbani
>potg is me dancing as strategically placed turret destroys everything

Master the art of implanting icicles in people's skulls from half-way across the map.

Blizzard never do anything for E3. Gamescom and Blizzcon.

No retard the problem is his whole design. Not only does he oneshot half the cast but he can randomly click M2 and kill you midrange and he has 4 shots to work with and heals half his health back in a second.

Right now he can't one shot but he leaves you with 1 health and is ten times spammier. It's stupid. Giving him reduced ammo keeps him functionally the same while making it so he can't run around solo with minimal risk, which was the real issue.

WHEN DO ANNIVERSARY ITEMS BECOME UNAVAILABLE?

In this picture Hana looks like she's desperately trying to hold in a sloppy, wet fart. Stinky!

TODAY
WEWWEWEW

midnight tonight PST. in 12 hours and 7 minutes.

8PM EST

first line in the OP

But his whole thing was being beefy oneshot guy, that's his whole kit.

Gamescom seems like such a waste

12 hours from now, if Blizzard don't decide to randomly end it early.

I am really wondering what "randomly" means to gold redditors.

>duplicate player icon

Should've at least matched the hair colors.

>dupe non-event legendary
>2 boxes in a row

"Ooh, that feels nice.." Hana sighed, blushing at the embarrassing sound that filled the room as she relaxed and let loose.

bpluuurbt-bplorpt-bplaptt!! pbbBROUT!

She pouted, growing impatient with the amount of time it was taking to rid herself of all this gas. She pressed slightly harder on her stomach, eliciting an ominous growl, before...

pblorft! bbloORRFT! PBLLORTT! BPLOOURRTTss!

This doesn't even match their personalities

>dupe Zarya highlight intros out the ass
why this of all things

she looks like a man here

I've got just enough credits for one last dance.

Bastion, Phara, or Tracer?

>when you get Hanzo event skin 5 times and nothing else

Her pungent gas smells very feminine though.

JUST GIVE ME THE LUCIO LEGENDARY
PLEASE
I BEG YOU
HE IS THE ONLY ONE OF THESE FUCKING CHARACTERS I ENJOY PLAYING
STOP GIVING ME THE FUCKING DVA AND ZARYA SKINS
FUCKING STOOOOPPP

I'd go for Bastion or Tracer, whichever you like more.

RIP Mako Rutledge May 24, 2016-June ??, 2017

Fuck you Blizzard.

>Widowmaker kills most of our team
>I switch to Winston and kill them
>They say I'm mad as fuck
I don't understand this community.

This is what happens when you bring a tool to a sword fight.

oh shit, now you'll actually have to play the game as part of a team now to get sick kills what a tragedy

>tfw Pharah will never sit on my face and let me suck the farts straight out of her anus
Fucking kill me already

WHO IS BETTER TO CARRY MYSELF TO GM WITH?

GENJI?

OR TRACER?

>no fart emote for D.va

Ummm Blizzard?

>Get jazzy Lucio in a box yesterday
>Only anniversary skin I've gotten
>Fucking hate Lucio

Funny how it works out like that.

I love how mercy is so overpowered that if you don't always have 100% headshot accuracy she escapes and heals all her health back just by shifting to a teammate
such fucking bullshit

Same but replace Pharah with D.va

>Enemy pushes payload to final point of numbani with 18 seconds left on the clock

>"TORB FFS WHY DIDNT YOU SWITCH"
>Guy was bitching at me to switch for the entire round even though I was doing nothing wrong

>Gold damage
>Gold elims
>Gold obj kills
>Gold obj time

>"its not about the golds man" (I had not mentioned anything about medals)

>Same guy switches to bastion right as we're pushing to the 3rd point

Why cant people figure out that they have no idea what they're talking about and just stop talking

I need ~1800 credits to get Zarya's skin, which is the final thing I need. Should I keep playing, is it even possible to get that much in ~12 hours?

Yes. They could at least make it so she only starts regenning after being hooked on a teammate for 6 seconds or so.

Tracer by far.

"ching chong ling long user-san make-a mei velly anguwy today! my ancestah cuwse you!" - Mei

I'm in the same boat.
Give me skins for all heroes I hate
When I'd do anything for that fucking tracer dance emote

>random bro you teamed up with after a good match
>go from shitty silver to the throngs of plat with him
>go on vaca, come back, he's plat
>tells me "solo is better, i don't duo anymore"
>new season
>get high gold, he's back to silver
>throws me spam invites everytime i sign on
>"lets duo again"
Oh sweet irony, what should i do anons

>tfw Reaper got the best dance emote
>don't want to buy it because I don't play Reaper

Is this autism?

Mei? Yeah, she might be. I don't know why she talks like that. She makes herself look like a stereotype.

tracer, genji is much more dependent on his team having some basic idea of how to play with him

The Zarya skin looks retarded, don't waste your time.

Tell him "Solo is better, I don't duo anymore."

Randoms dont get second chances.

Sombra looks like such a whore

How do i filter this scatfag

And here I thought this general couldnt sink lower