Spessfish on a Space station - /ss13g/

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Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:
>Cargo might control TTVs from now on
>Toxins assmad
>Waifus still rampant

>What is Space Station 13?
[YouTube] Space Station 13
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Veeky Forumsstation forum and logs
ss13.moe/forum/
game.ss13.moe/logs

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
discord.gg/fE3Ts8A

>Cryo Autism
pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>Round Stats
stats.ss13.moe/

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
[YouTube] How to download BYOND

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/z7czw5WQ

Other urls found in this thread:

github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/15192
github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/15201
youtube.com/watch?v=EO9x0y5lqD0
ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=3810
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

First for HoS doesn't need their own hardsuit

first for nobody other than engineering needing their own hardsuits

First for replace all suits in EVA with softsuits

this

I like the maintenance technician jumpsuit, it's just as good as the mailman jumpsuit.

pomf the bomb every round at 12:12 niggers are so annoying
just because we haven't done anything in the past, doesn't mean we can't do anything now
please nerf toxins for us

hello

>black
>bright white hair
>half shave hairstyle
>posts pictures of your character to the thread

Trying to be the next big waifu huh? Using all the cliches and extra points you can get huh? You'll never make it kid.. you lack charm, you lack grace. You lack originality kid, you'll never be big time.
Back to dogfucking Majestic_Mastadon, it's all you're good for, waifuing is a serious game for serious people, you can't put in low effort and expect big rewards. This ain't the lottery, the only way to the top is on good old fashioned elbow grease.

>first the bombs
>now the hardsuits
what will we do next to turn this server into a hugbox?

Turn down the ZAS?

Wouldn't an overabundance of hardsuits be catering to hugboxitude instead of the opposite?

>BOMB REBALANCE PR JUST CLOSED

>github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/15192

The pomf delivereth, eat shit you bunch of babies, learn to death with bombs.

But people already call the shuttle.

>man who literally does nothing except collect pocket change and occasional turn the server back on has the power to close one of the few decent prs

I'd understand if pomf was still active in the server, but he's not, he's a nobody. He's shapka levels of relevant.

>pomf doesn't even play the game

Make TTVs have a bigger sprite and not be able to fit into backpacks when

>You should stop being annoyed when you decide to play the game but 5 minutes later it ends

>don't play the game
>don't admin the game
>don't interact with the community
>don't pay money for server fees
>hold a veto over every single pull request for the game

1. When you sprite it
2. github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/15201

How about we make it so they can only be held in two hands, can't be dragged, can't be placed inside of anything, can't be hidden behind anything and can only be activated by slapping them with a slime core.

based pomf

I know this, but the sprite is still tiny(Beepsky doesn't even view it as contraband/weapon)

>muh slimes

fuck off sand

>but the sprite is still tiny
There's no in-hand sprite for assembled or unassembled TTVs. That's probably the big issue.

Here's something I wonder: Is there an upper limit to the destruction guaranteed in five minutes work with zero TC spent, that you would agree is too much?
>That's probably the big issue.
That and the meta thing that's been stated several times.

Also
>cant put the RPE in normal backpack
>but i can put 2 fucking tanks and a valve welded together in it

remind me why the defillibrator has no in-hand sprite

Yo spessmen.
I have been away for about 4 months what has changed community wise and has the timesuit been implemented yet?
I won't be playing for another 4 months at least I'm just curious how my favourite server is doing.

Nobody sprited it.

Not much, timesuit is in.

TTV are getting locked behind cargo or atleast in RD locker
waifus
trialmins day's out
week of the rope recenly
more waifus

we banned like 2 shitters but more flood in daily
bombniggers most rounds

It's nice to hear nothing much has changed and I'm glad the timesuit is in sounds fun.
Also MaiPai is now an admin how is that coming along?

Did someone stream again? Did you guys activate the bunker when pop hit 70s?

>Baycode but with *fart
>Public space station with a polaris like map
>Difference corporation for each department with no loyalty to eachother
>Detective is self employed
>Antagonists aren't known but you don't need to pretend to be surprised when you see something like a ling
>Major focus on goon-like telescience instead of plasma
>Toxins on the asteroid where it belongs with the testing range being the middle of the rock
>Default tile is simulated asteroid so bombs don't cause catastrophic breaches
>Each department has secret files laying around that you can use to set a description of your choosing for antagonist shenanigans
>Only disk required to blow up station, self destruct terminal plays this when activated - youtube.com/watch?v=EO9x0y5lqD0

wrong
wrong
sorta
yup
wrong

maipai is aight at adminning far as i can tell

we don't know, but there's been a lot of bomb shitters that just don't care and end rounds as soon as they physically can

>It's a Chef who is too busy antagging to do his job episode.

AT LEAST YOU COULD HAVE MADE THE SHIT CEREAL OUT OF YOUR VICTIMS.

>literally more trash on the belt than food
>shit food
>belt not going into kitchen so you can manage what is on it
>eyes basically melting
2/10 for light floors

Mai Pai is usually a good player so I'll take your word on that. The bombing sounds like the usual refugees from tgstation, but that gives sec something to do if they're too lazy to rp or bend spacelaw.

Well it's nice that nothing has changed really. I can't wait till I get to play in a couple of months!
Hope nothing too drastic will happen.

Can I try and run the entire station on an AME or should I stick to 'normal' engines like the SME or singularity engine? Would buying a gorrilian jars from cargo break MoMMI laws if I deliver them to engineering myself?

>goofcooking is the chef's gimmick
this is the truest form of antagging

STUPID FUCKING CHICKEN POSTER

THATS IT.

I'M PULLING MY PATREON FUNDING

#BOYCOTTPOMF

You *could* power the station by AME, but it's very inefficient.

>having the zippo on while in pocket

>decent prs
It's widely been discussed, locking TTVs behind cargo would be a fucking terrible idea. We need a better solution.

Maybe without the slime core.

>tfw security doesn't want to hire a private prison contractor and some faggot blows up the station before you can find a use for your creation

What's up with those bad pixels?

>flammables on your pocket or inventory lighting you on fire when?
>stunbaton on while in storage periodically shocking you when?
what the fuck are our coders even doing?

>what the fuck are our coders even doing?
Apparently they write three-line posts on Veeky Forums.
Or are you not a coder? Why are you bitching if you don't code?

Not existing
cool idea though, especially for batons

SS14

Arguing about the SME on discord

Here's how to fix the SME:
Make it so people can't pull it because that would requiring touching it

???

Is it broken?

just gimme the ckeys of the guys who do nothing but bomb the station asap

Unban me

pomf123
publicenemymaipai

morena
gigiekk
relegated

there are 2 players
Ckey: Elon Musk
Ckey: Heroinehero007

Toxins is balanced, even though bombs are very powerful if you open your mixing chamber to get your gas you might die.

yeah right, as if I'm gonna spend my precious time being some cucked codemonkey coding for a meme language that has no practical usage outside of this autismospheric simulator. here's what I have to say to you, user:
you're actually right, I should stop complaining, get off my ass, and be the change I want to see in this server. thank you for telling me what I needed to be told. Godbless

correct answer is this rule 0/7 antag ban them please

...

The sun has gone down and the moon has come up,
And long ago somebody left with the cup.
But he's driving and striving and hugging the turns.
And thinking of someone for whom he still burns.

He's going the distance.

...

this round was the apex of ss13

why is locking a round ending tool behind another department a terrible idea when R&D itself requires help from botany, cargo, mining, and Xenobio in order to finish?

In fact, you can't even print anything useful out of R&D without mining itself and Robotics is stuck to borgs and ripleys without mining ores.

Who is Valkyrie's waifu?

you can control + click it and drag it around, been like this for ages, I believe if you right click > grab it ashes you, but not the other way

this way borgs can't just space it when it gets fucky, people actually have to fix the problems

>tfw I missed this round
greentext story?

it was extended
way too much stupid shit happened

>We need a better solution.

How about we remove TTVs entirely until someone comes up with one?

What? That's perfectly fine. What's there to fix?

Because if you actually made using round ending stuff hard babies couldn't stroke their ego to how robust they are for doing something extremely simple

>slow and nofunallowed
>eh
>nations round erry round
>even less reason to do his job
>contradicting yourself
>eh
>moving crew away from the station is never a good idea
>EVERY TILE IS SIMULATED
>wut
>average length of shift: 5 minutes

>using the mixing chamber at all

all you need is the heater/cooler down there.. oh wait this is an old screenshot, those were added a few months ago

funny

>funny
Could you stop memeing and actually explain yourself?

This image infuriates me

Removing goofkitchen right now

Yes but you need to route it through SMES to level the load since you need to refill it like every 25 minutes

>anything touching the shard, gets ashed
>somehow grabbing it and pulling it is ok

coders even snow flaked code in to ash the clown/mime upon invis-spraying it

>Badmins sent in additional clowns and santas, one of them catbeasted people.
>Robo was debraining random people apparently.
>The Warden was Ranting Maniac.
>Garbage everywhere.
>Xenoarch found a shitload of cult swords and put them in the bar.
Probably a lot of stuff I missed.

thats fucking gay
invis spray is already so bad.
it doesn't even hide you from sechuds

How is that broken?
Do you want the shards to explode every time now? Do you realize how retarded you sound, complaining about something that works fine and wanting it made worse for everyone?

>Using the heater/freezer when it takes longer to do so
>Not knowing we have heaters and freezers anyway for artifact activation which people used for years
How to spot a newfag in one easy step

>why is locking a round ending tool behind another department a terrible idea when R&D itself requires help from botany, cargo, mining, and Xenobio in order to finish?
Can you fuck back off to TG where you belong?

Calm down kiddo, there are multiple ways to fix a fucked shard, pulling it into space is the easiest/quickest and stupidest as it doesn't make any sense

whoever trashed the detective's office and stole the circuit board for the high-res scanner
You're a dick

>it doesn't even hide you from sechuds
so put on a fucking tin foil hat before you spray yourself

actually no
additional clowns were caused indirectly by the clown himself
He ordered multiple standard costume crates to create his goblin army, but they were sent to everyone but him, so mid-round everyone was just wearing clown outfits they stole

this round was just a+

?

Comfy round, borer.

>greytiding
>catbeast santa arrives on station
>Engineer and IAA try to get their balid from it and succeed after fighting some others over the mangled corpse
>Botanist seizing control of the hallway with bluespace tomatos
>spiders
>some AI laws

Could you actually explain any of your retarded claims?

>cult round
>be a noncultist greyshitter
>get implanted and released
>put on a tinfoil hat
>rinse and repeat
I think I had like 10 implants in me by the end of the round

person is using stretch to fit mode which fucks sprites up

But i use stretch to fit, but it doesn't fuck up anything

>Couldn't go 2 mintues without some half-dead guy showing up at medbay
>Extended
It was magical

Already did you retard, and you reacted to frothing at the mouth

ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=3810

"As antagonist do not dedicate your rolls to repeatedly destroying rounds without contributing to it in a meaningful or fun for anyone way." Bobda, proposing bay tier antag rules

Looks like the bombs attention whores are going to fuck the server over

it was a beautiful round, Rambling is the key to all of this
we must protect his smile