PlayStation Vita General 3028 - Long Night Edition

TRINITY
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for Vita!

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M E M E
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Is our guy Gio at E3?

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Playstation presentation is starting twitch tv backslash playstation

Sorry for the delay gamelist

Right now its the preshow. Actual conference is in an hour.

What's the preshow

Think of it as foreplay.

Cringy caster conversations and ads

whats foreplay?

some woman talking pretending she likes video games

Only an hour until we can go to sleep forever. Is your body ready for the endless rest of the dead? For the unending peace only the dead may enjoy? Are you ready for the sleep from which vitagen will never awaken? But remember, That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even vita may die.

If the Vita doesn't get even a passing mention/one Vita game shown even for one second in a montage I swear I'll fucking end myself tonight.

it's like premature ejaculation but without orgasm

My onahole, yes

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See you tomorrow.

waku waku

Wait until the vitagen suicide meetup

Oh well, if you login on the ps live stream you can get a theme code.

are we gonna have an orgy before killing ourselves?

Mark Cerny looks like a drug addict desu

I missed you Vitagen. I went to /a/ for a few months and forgot to lurk here for a while.

I hope you are still daijoubu and still hates green haired girls.

KNACK TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWO

user, they've already confirmed that 13 Sentinels will be at E3. That's an assured vita game.

We'll have separate hotel rooms for the gays and the non-gays

>Uta3 and Knack 2 releasing in the same day

You left us for too long
Because of your absence, vitagen has started using green haired girls like oneholes.

uta3 is doomed

>using green haired girls like oneholes.
That is absolutely disgust me.

Was Knack really that bad?
Might have to pick it up sometime since it's cheap as hell now

>13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim coming west
Vita = ultimate vanillaware device.

Are you all read for a 30 second vita indie sizzle real? ;_;

>new ebg has golfkart racing, swimming in ponds and fishing
holy shit it looks so good vitagen.
I accept now that the Vita simply wouldn't be able to leverage a game with such a broad focus.
>it's called everybody's golf in all regions now
finally no more people getting confused when you don't call it hotshots

Is this the funeral?

Vitagen is only now starting to live life.

No, it was actually p fun.

>yfw they announce Omega Labyrinth Z localization on stage PS4 only

Never trust anyone who thinks Knack was good.

Vita means life.

Less than ten minutes to go.

LMAO
PS4 gets undertale

What does that even mean?

Can't wait for Aegis Rim, or will Atlus show it some other day?

THE LOVE IS ALIVE BOYS

kill me

AND VITA

WE GOT A GAME

UNDERMEMES
ON VITA

Undertale is coming to Vita too

...and the vita.

Undertale is on vita too?
Really?
i thought it seemed like kind of a comfy handheld game

VITA 2 ?

>check into the stream before the conference starts
>just in time to see Vita get Undertale

Ayy, we got a game and the conference hasn't even started yet. Things are looking up, guys.

Ill probably get that special edition

Are you guys ready for the golden age of the Vita?

I don't know, maybe it'll get front and center for being on PS4 as well.

I hope that's real fire

>fangamer

VITA WINS AGAIN

>Vita stole the Citizen Kane of PC gaming

WE DID IT BOYS!

I bought their shovel knight physical.

>it's real
I would never have believed it honestly

>Vita gets the best PC exclusive
is this what revenge is

We got Yume Nikki?

Is that a high speed Uni?

Resurgence imminent

I wonder if that fire's real.

My dude, there are plenty of better PC exclusives.

Playstation begins. Any last requests?

We Undertale now.

Who ready here?

I want to buy Odin Sphere, but just for collections sake. Why do I have to suffer this way? Looks like there is not any DLC for it on the Vitastore, does that mean I can safely import?

Aegis Rim gameplay.

>Playstation Vue
This is not video games!

Strawberry pocky sucks

I've never played Undertale

Me too. Im not trying to be negative.

The cartridge is complete as far as I know.

IT'S TIME

Nice! you have a reason to play it now.

Ciel Nosurge localization and new Exa Pico game

the little music box is actually pretty cool

MUDSLIMES OUT

me neither

Yeah, I gotta admit that is cool. I just don't care about Undertale.

There isn't any DLC, but why are you suffering? Are copies hard to come by?

Is that a fucking waterfall om stage

Sony what are you doing