/meg/ - Mass Effect General

Space hamster edition.

>MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA VIDEO PASTEBIN:
pastebin.com/nzHengz9

>MEG's updated Pastebin
pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

>Femtur Pastebin:
pastebin.com/MA8x2Sq9

>MegSev adventures:
MegSev dot blogspot dot com

>All previous Collages that we know of:
imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

>Patch 1.08 has dropped
blog.bioware.com/2017/06/06/mass-effect-andromeda-patch-1-08-notes/
blog.bioware.com/2017/06/07/patch-1-08-combat-balance-updates/

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gigi-chan best waifu

best couple

Kill Scoot

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>always gets a yellow card

Best girl

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SCOOBY FOR EXECUTION

God... Ryder looks like such a turd burglar.

I want to KISS Ashley.

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Show me your armor m8

WRONG.

Literally the same

Tali is for homosexuality

Wrong, she is for boiling in acid

Sony stream!

>these sounds problems
Disappointed.

No.

Tali, femshep, and Garrus have three-ways all day every day.

Jaal is a good character.

No he is not.

Source?

Garrus is for leaving on Omega to be mass raped by the gangs.

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>Femshep and Tali will never be a thing

>tfw no Kandros squadmate

NO

Tali is for tender loving with Sheploo's dick.

Kandros is top husbando material too.

>Tali
>Purple

Jaal is a cute character.

Yes!

>Jaalwhale is a Pole

Partition when?

WRONG

>Pole
What? You mean Poland? I don't know about the others, but I'm not from there.

There's multiple. And that's just a screenshot I took from somewhere.

It just werks
ps i was host

Sony is fucking nothing except SoC

It's just a remaster. Why does the year suck.

Don't you die on me.

>best boy in OT is a turian
>best girl in Andromeda is a turian
Coincidence, or are they just that good?

>Sony reveals another Spider-Man game

Wow it's fucking nothing.

This year sucks so next year won't be so awful.

Or it'll be worse. Who knows.

>we're already halfway through 2017

Turian's are the best species. Avitus would be best boy as well, if he were a romance option.

What a funny jo--- Wait.

So. You can kinda flirt with this one dude on Eos or rather he'd kinda flirt with Ryder. Neat

Which one is that?

They revealed it last year. This year they revealed that it was a game consisting entirely of QTEs.

What a fucking shitshow that conference was. Think it had more QTEs than minutes.

What
Where
Male Ryder or Female Ryder?

I want off this ride.

What would you guys teach Sid, considering that she's a humanboo. And would Vetra approve?

Well, now when E3 is almost over it's safe to say that Devolver won it. Back to /meg/'s deadly embrace.

I would teach her how to shoot, alongside Vetra.

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Is this the new face preset?

I feel like the deadeye arms are just too big compared to the chest, I only use them with the Rem heritage armor

>Mfw Garrus' voice actor plays a pedophillic serial rapist and murderer on a TV show

No, I made this Ryder day one, and that pic is pre-1.08. I did make him whiter, and changed the complexity with the patch though.

Do not say such rude things about my husband.

Majordomos or something. I did it with male. Choosing the emotional dialogue option and Ryder will say he missing sitting on his couches and waiting for a movie to start in his dark room and the dude says once thing calm down, he'd be willing to wait with him

Your husband's actor raped and dismemberment a little girl then subsequently got his skull caved in by her mother.

White for technomage, and black for biotic god (just with tier 2 chest and n7 legs).

Stop this at once.

Heleus Defender is the best armor

fuck

His murderer never saw the inside of a police car.

>mfw there's a mod replacing it's lights with light blue color
>and helmet isn't purple, but black there
God bless modders

CEASE

I mean it's Garrus' VA. Not him. Garrus is a good boi.
at first I was hoping you guys were talking bout Scooter

friendly reminder jaal is bisexual!

He doesn't become bisexual just because you raped him, Scogurt.

Scooter still hasn't been caught, and until he is, his reign of terror will continue.

Yeah but he's got a scene in the show where he recounts every detail of the girl's rape. After 3 games of hearing his voice as Garrus, you simply cannot unhear

Friendly reminder that Jaal drowned Scooter and everything after that is a near-death hallucination.

>he doesn't want to see everything in purple, the best color

Reminder that Vetra is for a lifelong and loving union.

>purple
>not green
baka family

RAPE

>the color of grass
>the best color
There's a reason why real colorblind people who wear those corrective glasses, for the first time, react the most to purple. It's overwhelmingly beautiful to them too.

>not blue-white/black-red
Plebeian.

It's the Garrus who never met Shepard! He became the monster he was fighting against.

Green is a fucking shit

mmmmm, delicious rape.

Blue/white and black/red are the basic bitches of color schemes. How much more generic can you get?

NO MEANS NO SCOOT

Scooby drugs the poor angara, then rapes him whenever he feels like it.

Not generic, but C A N O N

You're just naming all the colors. I'm the guy saying purple is the best, and I really like it combined with green, thanks doc, one of the dullest colors by itself.

someone have the image "the ryders" with autistic sara and psychopath ryder?

You better get away from my toy right now, lil faggot.

But Jaal's his joy.

Angara are for consensual loving, not ownership.

Jaal is a rape victim. He's not happy to be near Scogurt.

>TFW Mass Effect is dead for the foreseeable future if the rumours are to be believed

Anyone have any good Fanfiction to hold me over until I can get over this in a couple of weeks

Depends on what you're looking for.

Jaal is a good boy for Scott.