>Shitpost Veterans For Truth Edition
Brevious Bread: >44 tonnes of skidsteers
>34 bald, underinflated forklifttires
>CDL how do? Private driving school, community college or Clan Jade Falcon
>Swift: Best Nosed In Across Two Spots
>Always visually inspect your jaws, babby truckers
>Never turn your back on a Canadian
>Truckerfag's green machine might be kill once again
>EF's sleeper is full to the brim with bitches every night
>Pepsi wears the finest silk manties money can buy
>Oilfag got that Kirkland Signature money
>Primefag always wearsa tux and tails with a silk top hat and silver ferruled cane when at a terminal
>Grainguy to return to his namesake, experts estimate leafposting to increase 114%
>Truckdog is a forklift connoisseur
>Doublesfag tasted the sweet nectar of the leaf, soon the transformation will begin
>Balam murdered his two coworkers and took the nicest of the three trucks
>Gundam got stopped by a train in Camden NJ and was promptly murdered by [proud locals of color]
>Whiney may or may not be still employed with Schlumberger tomorrow
>Who knows what beady, shark-like horrors lurk behind the impact resistant lenses of Bandit's Oakley M-Forces
