Hot Hatch thread

>FWDrivan
>high speed corneran
>no respect on the roadan
>turbo lagan
>smoking base model pigfat "sport" cars
>ignored by girls
>getting bullied

What do you drive?
What do you like about your hot hatch?
Post your glory stories and tales of woe behind the wheel of your econobox on crack

Is the hot hatch the new as fast as your dollar goes?

If you're buying a new car and you're a 20something with a not so great job I'm willing to say yes the hot hatch is one of your best options for a zippy fast car with modern comforts

The fiesta st is purely an enthusiast car that is too ugly to drive outside of a track setting so yeah just more evidence for the case

>ugly
as long as the interior is fine, no one cares, cars are made to sit inside, not look from outside

>smoking base model pigfat "sport" cars
does this even happen
bikes have always been this

Yeah dude I'm talking about base model charger, mustang, yknow, "manly cars" that you can beat even from a dig cause you know your power/weight ratio is way better

Does a 20-year old Saab 9-3 count as a hot hatch

I like that mine never fails to trigger literally everyone. A fucking Toyota Avalon just had to race me from a stoplight this morning on the way to work.

[spoiler]The Avalon won.[/spoiler]

What really pisses them off is when you have a turbo Civic shitbox and you cuck them from the red light in a fwd shitbox. My entire car, including all my simple mods, came to around $4k, the car was $1k. Makes 400hp.

>tfw my hatch isn't all that hot anymore