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playoverwatch.com/en-gb/blog/20845154 EVENTS END Monday, June 12 AT 11:59 p.m. PDT (OR Tuesday, June 13 at 06:59 UTC) AKA TEN AND A HALF HOURS FROM THIS POST
they're turning QP into warm up mode for the competitive shitheads that worry so much about losing imaginary rank numbers if you paid 40 bucks to blow off some steam I hope you enjoy a tryhard yelling at you for not playing the right meta now
Isaac Smith
This is literally me
Jaxson Long
Pls someone tell me that i can have fun on tanks and supports in rankeds and skins doen't matter in this game.
Owen Wright
>event ends ten and a half hours from this post >ten and a half hours from this post is 2 and a half hours ago woah...
Ian Thompson
Here comes T.Racer!
Daniel Adams
It's true!
Michael Ortiz
>tanks Sure
>support Anything but Mercy. TF2 babbies won't stop spamming that they need healing when they're halfway across the map
skins are fun and you will probably get addicted
Jaxson Barnes
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Grayson Parker
That is literally me.
Brody Scott
Gulag servers when?
Cameron Powell
reposting please tell me theres someone in aus/nz who can help me get out of this losing streak
i have lost, deadset, 20 matches over 4 days. i have not won a match. my winrate has dropped from 60% last season to 40% or less this season for every hero i play. i am in absolute freefall and i cant stop it and i dont know what to do anymore.
ive gone from 2800 to 2500, and still dropping like a stone.
Charles Rivera
>people actually think a Reaper buff is neccesary
Guys, I've ran into actual fearsome Reapers that are straight up team killers. You need to get good the old fashioned way.
Jayden Perry
>TF2 babbies won't stop spamming that they need healing when they're halfway across the map >he doesn't automatically filter out comm wheel shit
Alexander Hall
Jesus Christ, finally got Sentai Genji. I just need 500 creds and I can get Tracer or Mei's skins and just stop.
I want at least 2 of the 3 skins that I started playing this awful event for.
Gabriel Gomez
Why doesn't baby D.Va get emotes? Whatever it is that she does now is pretty shit.
Evan Baker
Reaper is shit, dude. Just because he works in your bronze matches doesn't mean he's viable.
Joshua Howard
Keep going faggot of you don't deserve that Sentai skin.
Henry Perez
I played this game for 14 hours and ran Love Live Sunshine in the background the whole time
Is it just me or does roadhog spam that shit the most?
Henry Anderson
>Keep going faggot or you won't deserve that Sentai skin. Fuck me in the ass and my retardation.
Noah Jenkins
>when Ana figures out who's carrying
Jace Watson
>didn't even bother to update the OP Come on now.
Jayden King
It's just you? Why would someone with a low cooldow huge self heal spam it?
Luke Mitchell
>3-0 stomp on koth >"gg" - enemy team
Christopher Campbell
what is Tracer sniffing
Luis Hall
>Mercy's beam now has to be aimed like Zarya's
F I X E D
Levi Robinson
winston's angry butt fumes
Jack Carter
Which hero based achievements are you missing, /owg/?
>The Floor is Lava Get 3 killing blows while wall riding as Lucio >Did That Sting? Kill 4 enemies using Widowmaker's venom mine >Hack the Planet Hack 15 enemies without dying as Sombra >Power Outage Hack 6 enemies at once as Sombra >Overclocked Amplify 900 damage with a single use of Orisa's supercharger >Halt State Pull enemies into 1000 damage with a single use of Orisa's halt!
Dylan Bailey
Hana protein mountain dew gamma bombs
Mason Sullivan
my pheromones
Ayden Martinez
>be Tracer >blink behind enemies on point, fight 4 people there >team nowhere to be seen what do?
Adrian Bennett
You always gg. If 5 of my players dc immediately I still say gg.
Jace Perez
no that just makes her godawful
Daniel Kelly
WHERES LUNAR COLONY WHERES ROADHOG NERF AND REIN FIX
GO LIVE YET REEEEEEE
Leo Turner
>Mercy can now only fly to teammates who are alive, not to death orbs
Is she fixed?
Easton Anderson
Get them to follow you to distract them and hope to god your team pushes. Most of the time they won't
Kayden Ward
so what dances did you get
i got widow, zenyatta and bastion
Zachary Allen
can't wait until Road is kill. Can't fucking wait.
Robert Green
Give her more HPS, just make her require some sort of agency to use. She's even more braindead than pre-nerf Lucio.
Isaac Collins
>Tracer and Hanzo skin
Nolan Bailey
where is my doomfist?
Parker Foster
It's not coming this week, they would have shilled it harder
Thomas Price
Actual answer? Corrupting agent that makes her incredibly horny and a slave to her libido, prompting herself to masturbate uncontrollably.
Brandon Gonzalez
god damn I want more (winter) sports skins
Jonathan Thompson
Sounds retarded
Justin Gonzalez
then that just makes her overpowered like you really want 100hps pharah flying around
her being braindead makes her situationally flexible, which is fine, the problem is that she gains too much from res, it should not have ever been a teamwide ability they gotta fix that shit
Thomas Jenkins
That would be stupid. You're stupid.
Xavier Baker
I'll buy it
Leo Rodriguez
The sprays we got were cute.
Evan Scott
Terry Crews talked about him at E3, it wa- oh, right.
Thomas Scott
I NEED biathlon widow
Hudson Sullivan
>It's another bunnyhopping Symmetra episode >Teammate: "Everyone outdamages Symmetra dude" >Symmetra kills the entire team by bunnyhopping in circles and holding W+M1 on Hollywood
Kayden Gonzalez
that's hot
James Cruz
>finally new Zarya skin >covers her face
Oliver Reyes
Symmetra is a more useful and easier to play Reaper.
James Hernandez
anyone who main d.va is complete weeaboo trash that can't play her.
Owen Long
Yeah its great
Liam Evans
i think the new Zarya skin is not bad, but it's just meh which is fine by zarya standards desu
Easton Turner
Why are there no American women in this American game
Seriously
Liam Price
So is Mercy pretty much required on Defense every game because of that retarded fucking resurrect shit?
Jaxon Walker
>using a skin that covers the face on ANY character
Caleb Gomez
Because they're the worst
Charles Bailey
I have all the skins, a majority of the dances, and voice lines, what did you guys get from the event?
Xavier Garcia
>New Zarya >The colors are absolute shit like Soldier 76's so they can release a better pallet swap down the line.
Jacob Ramirez
Shrike is ana's best skin
Bentley Cruz
Well they're killing one of their tanks next update.
Aaron Phillips
I got everything I've got no money left now
Connor Walker
Young Genji and Sparrow are ugly
Noah Sanders
because they are annyoing cunts
Lincoln Barnes
The only thing an American woman is good for is spending a man's money.
Charles Cooper
Genji and tracers dance, some voice lines and hanzo skin...feelsbadman
Daniel Martinez
He meant she's ugly as shit
Jeremiah Moore
we all know that be captain amari
Easton Gray
I've been waiting for a hero like this. I can imagine it being something like this fat fuck with turbo armor and a smaller, solo barrier around her.
Camden Wright
She actually got a personal trainer and lost a lot of weight...just funny story.
Angel Lopez
Blackwatch is a nice compromise.
Jack Sanchez
i literally regret every purchase i ever made for this game
looks like im gonna lose all the way down to 1500, from 3k last season, what the fuck is this piece of shit game
Ethan Long
american men >cowboy guy >le grim war veteran guy american women? >??? american women have no culture other than vile modern feminism.
Zachary Gutierrez
Nice herd mentality. Looking forward to it nonetheless, should make it so you can be more fast and loose with death blossom plus tip the balance in formerly close 1v1s.
Nathan Richardson
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Juan Stewart
tracer wears crocs
Hunter Fisher
When's PTR going live?
Joshua Turner
a slow close range gimmick hero will never be viable. because you know, you can just not run into him.
Christopher Allen
If they dropped Dva's actor status, they could add some sort socielite or it-girl in the mix. Like a futuristic Paris Hilton, or something.
Lincoln White
No, you've run into literal retards (yourself included) who don't know how to keep out of the melee range of a slow, predictable, easy to kill piece of shit hero.
Jaxon Perry
They're comfy and easy to wear!
Anthony Carter
Sombra :^) Delusional salty soul orbs detected.
Luke Collins
>who is reaper
Carson Bell
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John Morgan
>Rein fix ?
Luis Parker
All roadhog's nerfs will mean is shitters won't be forced to learn how to position correctly anymore. At least no as much.
Mason Jones
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Jacob Foster
delay ult and hammer hits
William Thomas
You shut the fuck up and never post your bullshit here again, you fucking whore.
Ethan Moore
>he doesn't remember the days when a third tank was more effective than a dedicated tankbuster
tank meta only died because we collectively got bored of it desu, ana is still op
Easton Long
All of her skins are great, even the recolors. Problem is Captain Amari is too fuckin beautiful for me not to use.
Hudson Gonzalez
Wasteland fits best with a golden gun desu
Chase Perry
Yeah because the people who get killed by reaper a lot will insist he is a weak hero.
Your logic is as retarded as people who manage to get stomped by a reaper.
Your logic makes no sense.
Noah Nelson
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Isaac Gutierrez
>he doesn't remember when you could 1v1 a tank with mccree and win every time with FTH