Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet Veeky Forums?

Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet Veeky Forums?

>3x more warranty than any other supercar
>Faster than GT-R for half price
>Pulls more G's than a million dollar Porsche 918
>More LeMans wins than Ford GT
>Looks as good or better than [insert latest model] Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin
>Delicious FI variably timed V8 power
>Honda-Civic-tier 37 MPG
>Dat sweet exhaust note perfection
>Starts at only $50k

Objectively the best performance value in automotive history, ever.

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barely 25 MPG highway

only seats 2 people

$50,000 new

Sells for way less after a year

No way. I'll stick with my V6 Accord.

Memes and shitposting aside
Its not a bad car, a few mods and itll destroy anything.
Id wait for the zr1 though

Except the twin turbo all wheel drive complexity of an automobile fail rate is way higher than corvettes that catch on fire/

Dad?

>buy used
>escape dreaded corvette depreciation
>win
>still 25 mpg

It's American

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Too slow.

>barely 25 MPG highway
weeewww

A GTR will never do a burnout or sound this good.

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Guys, corvette grand sport or camaro zl1 1le?

zl1 1le. Convertibles are for faggots who like to show off their bald spot.

grand sport is 700lbs less than the camaro, so, that.

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Because I'm a Yuropoor and the purchase, insurance, and gas cost would kill me. I really want one though

its worth it

I have

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I just bought an 07 z06 a month ago.

>that sound
>good
choose one
sounds like a tractor at idle

>literally last place

lol

xD

I did!

>Objectively the best performance value in automotive history, ever.

If i wanted to go fast for cheap I'd get a bike. Actually, I already have a bike. So I don't have a good reason to get trash like the corvette when there are plenty of MR2 SW20s to be had.
>but slow
It's not about how slow your car is but how fast you can keep it going

this thing drives so well in Assetto, love it even from gtr evolution days. The sound and handling are spot on. The race version is insane INSANE I TELL YOU.

Yeh if I was american I would rape the shit out of it.

>cammed
>sounds like a tractor at idle

what part of cammed didnt u understand.

Now u choose:
>I know cars
>I don know anything about cars

Lemme do it 4 u. U dont know anything.

>LeMans wins

LeMans blue????????

DELET

yes

Show us yours with registration and time stamp. If you don't actually own what you pimp, you're larping shit.

>barely 25 MPG highway

Nobody with Vette money has reason to care about fuel mileage.

if you approached educated 16-36yo on the street and asked them if they'd like the corvette pictured or a $30k jeep wrangler unlimited, 99% would choose the 1/2 the price Jeep
>corvette is an old man car

what is with basic white kids and jeep wranglers?

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That sounds horrible. Truly terrible.

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>can't even read his own picture properly
>has soviet in his tripfag name
hitler was right about subhumans

>mvw i caused this 2 years ago on September 20th
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Is that you? I love your voice daddy, it's sure to trigger the GM fangirls

yea, it's my voice. thx

>i hate tacky american interiors
>my n54 at 400whp is more than enough for the streets
>even so at the end of the day my CBR1000 would still demolish in a straight line for $5,000
>i would rather spend 80k on traveling the world and having a comfy place to lay my head

Don't actually respond to these threads dude, it's one autist posting them for years have you not noticed?

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sperg more and stay BTFO