Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet Veeky Forums?

Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet Veeky Forums?

>3x more warranty than any other supercar
>Faster than GT-R for half price
>Pulls more G's than a million dollar Porsche 918
>More LeMans wins than Ford GT
>Looks as good or better than [insert latest model] Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin
>Delicious FI variably timed V8 power
>Honda-Civic-tier 37 MPG
>Dat sweet exhaust note perfection
>Starts at only $50k

Objectively the best performance value in automotive history, ever.

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barely 25 MPG highway

only seats 2 people

$50,000 new

Sells for way less after a year

No way. I'll stick with my V6 Accord.

Memes and shitposting aside
Its not a bad car, a few mods and itll destroy anything.
Id wait for the zr1 though

Except the twin turbo all wheel drive complexity of an automobile fail rate is way higher than corvettes that catch on fire/

Dad?

>buy used
>escape dreaded corvette depreciation
>win
>still 25 mpg

It's American

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Too slow.