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> NEWS
- Central Fiction is now available on PS3 and PS4, as are the Es and Mai DLCs.
- Central Fiction is also out on Steam with all the DLCs included.
- XBlaze Code Embryo, XBlaze Lost Memories, Calamity Trigger, Continuum Shift Extend, and Chronophantasma Extend are also available on Steam.
- Blazblue Variable Heart, a new manga starring Mai, is currently being published.

> USEFUL LINKS
- BBCF Character info
pastebin.com/zVa2p4Q3
- Match Videos
pastebin.com/e119EKtk
- News, Guides, Combo Listings
dustloop.com/forums/
dustloop.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page
- Story Stuff
blazblue.wikia.com/wiki/BlazBlue_Wiki
blazblue.kumodori.com/
- Other Media (Remix Heart, Variable Heart, Soundtracks, Bururaji, etc)
pastebin.com/eJRLZkYz
- Player List
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PaARR543UOJHThsb4ly4Sr--0wj24yj1hoHpkEPmCjc/edit?pli=1#gid=0
-Frame data/hitbox viewer
boxdox-bb.dantarion.com
-/blaz/ Discord
discord.gg/DKTKFMg

I'll go for this one I guess

Lambda!

Would you join this adventuring party?

Do I get free hugs?

They do like to hug.

>Relius Clover
>Mad Puppeteer, The Architect, The friggin' One
>Hobbies : Opera, dungeon rape, being a great dad
>Used to hunt immortals for a living
>At some point, becomes the leader of the Ten Sages of Ishana
>Creates Kazuma Kval and Hazama
>Creates PFDs, including The Origin
>Along with Shūichirō, accidentally releases the Black Beast while attempting to create Kusanagi on Terumi's request, causing the Dark War which results in the death of most humans
>0 fucks given
>Falls into the cauldron, travels through the Boundary, gets out with even more knowledge
>Creates clones of N°5 : "Saya", Noel/Mu-12, Lambda-11, Nu-13, Ragna, Jin
>Responsible for the Ikaruga Civil War along with Terumi
>Shoved his wife and daughter's souls into weaponized-dolls
>Put Izanami, Goddess of Death, into Saya's body
>With the help of Terumi, make her the new Imperator
>Creates "Phantom", a body for Nine
(fast forward)
>Sends information of himself to fight Hakumen and get data
>Proceeds to tell Terumi about Hakumen's soul so he can get the Susano'o unit back
>Raises his son to become somewhat like him, expecting him to grow into an even greater being than him
>When everything is said and done and every other villain got their shit handed to them, Relius just waltz off back into the Boundary
>Probably busy making a new God in there

Some of these points I'm not 100% sure about, but still.
Someone, please end the man already. Nuke him or something.

I just watched a French movie where the most perfect being in the world was a flat-chested girl.

Noel confirmed objectively the most perfect BB girl.

Haters BTFO

Dolls don't count, idiot.

Even Noel herself realizes her inferiority compared to the titty monsters that surround her.

source?

Celica!

What if he and Hazama are in the alternate universe where he's a family man?

I'll stick with /blaz/ forever

That's because she hasn't realized her perfection yet.

me too

/blaz/ 4 lyfe.

Let's talk about tsubaki and how perfect she is

Too fucking dumb to be perfect, but she has the right body for it.

Her figure isn't voluptuous enough.

Balance is perfect

Bigger is better.

Why does the pc port still run like shit after 2 months

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Are you using a laptop? Make sure the game isn't using the integrated graphics card. That's a problem I had.

Blame shini

Runs fine for me tho

There's perfomance mod lying around Steam Hub, it might help you.

Le Cinquième Élément

It's a very underground artistic movie.

Better version of the thing from last thread

Why didn't I know about this. It runs fucking perfect now, thanks

YES!!! I've won! Lambdafag LOSE

tfw you have little to no standards and think Lambda and Makoto are both cute
why can't we just get along

I think Lambda is cute but Makoto is overrated and really not that sexy

All the Murakumos are qt. Makoto just feels like a bland, run-of-the-mill, titty monster.

>Murakumo lover complaining about bland
This is why Saya and thus all of her clones were a mistake.

No, Noel sucks

Excusez moi?

What if they gave Lambda a completely new set of sprites when they brought her back instead of reusing Nu's? Like have her without the usual Murakumo armor so she would look different from Nu and Mu? It obviously would never happen as it's much easier to simply reuse sprites, but still.

I mean, I find their personalities charming.
I also just like mecha girls desu

You're right, Noel does suck. But she's a qt. balancing patch with Noel buffs when??
The only female in the cast I don't really like is Litchi. I don't dislike Makoto, she's just not very appealing.

>you will never be the Bruce Willis to Noel's LEL-oo

Never, waste of slots

Her boobs look kinda saggy and gross in this, desu.

I just wish they would remove the ugly cloud

WHERE ARE THE BALL JOINTS
FUCKING ARTISTS

>ponting that out
>not the lack of ball joints or the swivel joints

Do Izanami's joints need to be lubricated?

yeah with my cum

Thoroughly.
Way to be tactful.

What if they needed that, but she didn't have the time or patience for it and so she creaked loudly with every movement?

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I-is that miss Tsubaki on top of Pakumen?!

Noel Vermillion? More like Noel Very-cute-girl-ion!

>he likes little boys

I don't like you.

;_;

>Noelfags are rude bullies
that explains everything, she truly is worst girl

Noel's pretty shit, not gonna lie. If only she had short hair I could tolerate her

Actual homo huh.

You can't be a bully if you bully bullies.

If you put her hat on, it's kinda like she has short hair.
This, desu.

>Ragna bullies the NOL
>Terumi bullies Ragna
>Origin Saya bullies the world by resetting it every time something happens to Ragna
>Terumi spends the entire series trying to bully her
Terumi dindu noffin wrong

Terumi bullied first

Terumi guided humans to Amaterasu. Literally everything that went wrong is his fault.

That's because Amatera-bitch kept fucking the world up. He didn't do anything until after Saya hijacked her and went ballistic over nii-sama.
Terumi was trying to save the world from Saya, he's the true hero.

You have things completely backwards. Terumi became self-aware and decided to destroy Amaterasu in order to escape his role, since the Susanoo's purpose was to defend Amaterasu. To do that he guided humans to Amaterasu and they then sent the Prime Fields to it. Terumi is responsible for Saya hijacking Amaterasu.

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when you die

everyone posting in asg huh

>One more post since I last checked like two hours ago
Somehow I doubt it.

The NOL will have your head for slandering the one true god.

bump

>neo-/asg/ already died

who's ragna again

One of Noel's dads I think.

cute girl

So if I can beat the AI on hell am I ready to play against real people?

you can probably beat the shit out of scrubs I think

Now you have to beat the AI on Unlimited Mars all the way to the end to stand a chance online.

You win this round /blaz/ but tomorrow is another day.

Any bad/new players wanna play some games on console?
My morale declined from playing against my more experienced fighting game friend.

You can more than likely take some games off me, if you want.

fuck off pupwa

what makes you think I'm pupwa

you gave yourself away with that pic roosterfaggot

I'll let you know /blaz/ has multiple rwbyposters

don't think I don't know frishswish is pupwa too pupwa.

been playing mostly T7 for a while, but I should go back to practicing with my wife tsubaki

Good taste but she's taken

I love pupwa

5 years have passed and Mori decides to launch a new BlazBlue fighting game. However, the game can only have 14 returning characters. Ones who have died (Terumi for example) or are unable/unwilling to fight anymore (Jin for example) are not eligible choices. Which 14 characters should he pick?

Fuck you, it was supposed to be the savior.

Wow, drawing is hard! Every time I try I feel like killing myself even more thanks to how awful it looks!
But as long as /blaz/ is here, I'll keep trying! For Es!

cute longface Es

Cute Es! Keep trying user!

Es and Noel >>>>> Lambda and Nu

Es > Lambda > Nu >>>> Noel

Behead all those who like Noel in the name of Tsubaki & the Prophet Pupwa (PBUH).

>Es attempt 65
Glad to see you are dedicated user. Keep trying.

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>Hazama touching a filthy beastkin

>Hazama touching a filthy beastkin without intent to make it bleed or suffer
FTFU.

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