What if we take a corolla and make it fat with lots of edgy angles

>What if we take a corolla and make it fat with lots of edgy angles

what the fuck is toyota doing

congratulation, now you know how every crossover is designed

Daily reminder:
>"The name stands for coupe - high rider"
> Isn't a coupe
> Doesn't ride high

The Honda CRV isnt a "comfortable ride vehicle" either.

The Toyota "Recreational Activity Vehicle - 4 wheel drive" is not available with 4 wheel drive.

The Ford Escape cannot outrun a police car

The Chevy Sonic cannot travel at the speed of sound (in air)

The Nissan Cube is not cube shaped.

Volkswagens arent made of people.

The Ford Fusion is powered by internal combustion

That looks good to me and I nuts, the iA looks good too

>What is we take a 370z and turn it into a mini-SUV

Audi cars don’t look like this

It looks so silly that I actually like it. It's like a fiat 500 that I want to drive.

The Mazda Familia has no genetic relation to you

>4 seater
>2 door

handles are at the top left of the rear doors

what the fuck? why?

edgy new design? its a shame to see toyota to sperg this much

So that it looks like a two door. Apparently buyers like cars that have four doors but look like they only have two doors.

The Ford edge is not a hedgehog

Safety standards require more sheet metal at the back of the car. Might as well put the handles there too apparently.

CR-V is (was) for Civic Recreational Vehicle

>Kids sit in the back of the car generally
>Put door handle out of the kids reach

MAXIMUM PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE

It's worse than that, I'm pretty sure this actually based on the Prius platform

all of the cocaine for the last 5 years minimum

> see Toyota Matrix pt.2

So is the new LS500

The ford escape is for escaping the misery of living when it rolls over and explodes.

Why does everyone hate sedans now? And simple coupes?

Muh saftey muh ride heigh

wouldn't C-RV make more sense then?

You instead get it with an electric engine on each axle
The gas engine does nothing but provide electricity, testdrove the new model and it didn't fire up once in the city
You only hear it with the pedal buried on the floor and due to the CVT it's basically useless

The tudor's look a lot better though

The Land Rover Defender will not defend you

this is better. but probably be too expensive.

The lancer evolution couldn't evolve.

;_;

Sure, the point I was trying to make is that for decades there have been cars going to great lengths to hide their rear doors.