ITT: Things that trigger you about car ads and sellers. I'll start:

ITT: Things that trigger you about car ads and sellers. I'll start:
>"check engine light is on, my mechanic says it's an easy $23 fix but I don't have the time or money to do it"

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>BMW 316i NOT 318i 320i 325i 328i 330i M3

>ran when parked (in 1991)
>half of engine is missing
>body is rusty beyond saving
>no paperwork
> $7000 firm, I know what I have

That's not as bad as someone who is selling a Chevy Aveo and spams BMW Lexus Mercedes Toyota Honda ford manual automatic miata s13 ae86

Start reporting this shit more often. If enough people report it craigslist might do something. This shit has made craigslist almost unusable.

>brown finger covering license plate
>"se vende honda civic"

>geo prizm
>MUH IT'S A TOYOTA
>priced the same if not more as an actual Toyota badged corolla

>seller says he needs to let go of the car quick
>no phone number visible

>car being sold for way less than it's worth
>state in caps multiple times the car runs and drives fine with no mechanical issues
>receive multiple calls all asking
>"well does it drive"

>starkeisha wants to buy a car from me
>can you hold it until i get paid next friday?
>do you have a down payment?
>no

>person selling a car says he is at work and can show the car when he gets off
>oh sorry man im swamped i'll show it to you tomorrow
>next day
>sorry bro the car is sold already

>""""""""people"""""""" who post the price as $1

>those smartasses that post the price as $2 so it still shows up on top for anyone who sees through the $1 trick

easy, make the minimum $300

Heres the cleanest S2000 on craigslist. Just testing the waters, asking $21,000.

>sellers who ask a ridiculous price for their clapped-out beaten to shit car/motorcycle
>>Also, NO TROLLS and I DONT need any help selling my OWN PROPERTY, THANK YOU :-)

>chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/cto/d/1989-chrysler-tc-by-maserati/6327188571.html

NO LOWBALLERS I KNOW WHAT I GOT

I'm sure an enthusiast would pay that much for a car that clean and maintained, at least it's not a rusted out fastback chassis that the owner wants $9000 for.

Then you miss the magic $150 shitbox from the dude who needs to move out within the next ten hours.

While junk to you some huge chrysler fag is drooling over that pristine example of grandpas pathetic efforts to shine up turds

>When you've seen the same overpriced car re-posted every two weeks for almost six months now
>Price hasn't dropped a single penny

>AD IN ALL CAPS or Every Word Starts With A Capital Letter
>Blurry photos 640*320 by a greased up 10 year old phone camera.
>Clutter and hills of trash in the background of pictures.
>Yeah, it needs like a 5$ part or 30$ repair but I just can't man...
>"Our beloved family car is for sale" ad by a dealership.

>>Blurry photos 640*320 by a greased up 10 year old phone camera.
You mean Frosty-vision.

>License plate covered in ad, VIN nowhere to be found.
>Calling seller, "Hi,I'd like to get them please."
>"Why would you need my plate or VIN?"
>K. Bye.

why do you need the plate?

not that user but im assuming to check the cars history/carfax/something

you don't. it's just funny when sellers go through the trouble of obscuring the plate when it couldn't matter less.

this
>its a fucking celica or tt

To get insurance info and check the origins of the car.

People who don't post pics of the car, but have a ton they send you almost immediately after being asked.
God damn it just show me the piece of shit so I can move on and stop talking to you.

MOT history.
If you can't see the plate, you can't find the test history.
If you can't find the test history, it's a dead car that's not worth the hassle of expending any more effort on.

People do this b/c they are scared shitless someone will murder them for shiggles.
Dealers do this b/c they are pompous pricks.

Hiding plates on a car you are trying to sell is a mixture of stupidity, vanity, and paranoia.

I would DD that car

Is that wheel in the middle functional?
Or does he have it there as a size comparison?
Also, is this in Ukraine?

>>I DONT need any help selling my OWN PROPERTY, THANK YOU :-)
This is fine I think. Whenever I've put my cars up for sale I get numerous calls from dealers saying they can sell the car for me. No thanks homie

>Indian or arab seller names
>ethnic names in general

as a seller
>ppl asking if I'll take $xxx without having even seen the car in person or giving a valid reason why I should drop the price