Touhou general - /2hug/ - #17

>normal
Also, it might be just me but I've never really had big issues with Orin. The rest of the game just beats me as badly, I guess.
That and her theme is really good.

So if you were sent to Gensokyo and was the most powerful being there for one do, what would you do for with your power that's strong enough to make you go "fuck spell card rules, reimu and yukari can't do shit"

unfortunately no
there are all sorts of wacky guides and tutorials here and there on youtube though

youtube.com/watch?v=QIZ-n-ObbhI

I may get out of Gensokyo if I were that strong. Being the only male Touhou really awkward.

>fuck spell card rules

How unladylike

It's only be for a day, you'll return to your normal life when the day is over, or you can stay if you want to, either way you lose your power at the end

Go for a ride with my pals and gals.

Well, I don't want to rape anyone. I guess I'll go tease the strong Youkai.

someone post the 1cc chart template

Make my powerlevels last for more than one do, then assimilate myself into the gensokyo society. All the time I make sure to look and act every bit the normal human and blend right in.
Then I give myself the ability to savescum and set out to make a secret haven for unusually curious humans.
We can act as an outside resource pool of skill available for any of the established factions to hire in case they need anything done. A ''company without borders'', If you will.
In the mean time I'll probably take up fortune telling.
I wanna succeed where he failed.

/2hug/ is boob. You are boob.

Fuck me in my non-existent pussy. Why the fuck doesn't Capcom release MHXX to the West? Stupid baka ass dummy!

They probably don't think that americans will buy the same game twice

>what is madden
but that's stupid.

But they expect a spin-off MH stories to be more success? What a dumb move. I want to fight the big ass Diablos really bad.

I didn't say it was true
It's marketed toward kids, they saw how well Yokai Watch did and want to try and cash in on the monster collecting trend

Then they're 20 years late

Thanks Capcom for showing royal fans the middle-finger. I'll never buy a MH tittle game ever again.
Rathalos is cancer anyway.

Honestly I don't really even care about the Switch, it just bothers me that they've localized every rerelease so far but when it gets rereleased on a Nintendo console that isn't on a shitty 240p 3x4 screen

Except for the P3rd. I don't give a shit about Switch. I want to play it on my 3DS.

>tfw MH Worlds has damage numbers
just keeps tumbling down tumbling down tumbling dowwwwwwn

>royal fans
way to go, user.

Whatever, Capcom is fucked anyway. I honestly hope the franchise got bankrupt.

I second to this

>hoping capcom kills monhun
but why

Marisa!

...

For betraying their existing fans. Seriously, this is what we get for spending money on the Switch? "Lol, thanks for the money buying switch...What? You expect XX to get localized in the West? Fuck off. We got new dicks to suck. Lol XD."

is xx not getting localized to the west?

I want my daughter to look and behave exactly like Marisa! "Daddy ze!"

...

They're not. They didn't say jackshit about it.

>wanted to play xx
well....ok

Kurona is nice

Would you remember her, /2hug/?

Remember who?

Remove non-2hu

Yeah it's koishi.
What about her?

Are you talking about the vgl? Junkoposter will be our goalkeeper... I see we're on capable hands...

>implying this thread will live to see the next vgl

well when you bump for us we just might

Maybe if we discuss about the damn game instead of lusting over Marisa's body we could survive that long. /2hug/ is just too damn horny.

...

what are the sources to these.

source

RAPE

RAPE

RAPE

RAPE

RAPE

RAPE

stop trying to rape my wife.

But your wife is a radish

*games

>my wife
Wow, do you want to marry my wife too? That would be lovely.

>my wife.

>wanting capcom to kill monhun
but that's already happening

>ZUN won't kill Kosuzu
>Clarste is a lying faggot who won't do more translations
>No DMC5
Is this the worst timeline?

yes.

Purge.

youself

Flandre is cute!
Cute! Cute! Cute!

Pls no kil the junko

How can you kill a God?

In this day and age?
You get a gun

Suwako!!! I kill you!!!

That's not how you use it

[x]stab

Momiji's breasts taste great with rice!

Correct

There are fates worse than death.

Horrible, horrible rape?

Something more along the lines of being having your severed head double penetrated by demons that jizz magma for the rest of eternity.

>...
Don't do that.

Your not my boss

>You're

What project is this?

Well played

what

Huh?

I've been fapping to nothing but Touhou this week. Am I in love?

No, you're just a child.

What do I need to do to join the big boy group?

>I've been shitposting nothing but Touhou this week. Is this thread doomed to fail?

Yes.

At least wait and see if you get bored first.

I've been constantly faping three times per day for 5 days now. So yeah, I may get bored soon.

But I'm surprised there's a new Touhou hentai manga pop out every 2-3 days. I guess it's a good sign that the franchise still going strong.

>pop out
You mean translated, though touhou isn't going away anytime soon

Hecatia!

No, the Japanese one. I can't think of any other word than 'pop-out'.

But actual new ones only come out every few months.

Heya

Yo

You really should play with the soku guy.
Your ping is great.

I'm using nhentai. There's like 5 new Touhou hentai today alone.

>actually letting them cookie you
why do people do this

I'll try it out when my timing is great and i stop being retarded so i can get sokuroll working.