>To Ute Or Not To Ute, That Is The Question, Cunt Edition
Brevious Bread: >44 tonnes of scraped concrete barriers >34 desert sand covered road train wheels >Sign that lease and I'll have Bepis steal ur gril >CDL How Do? Community college or a private driving school >Swift: Best Taking A Tight 90° Turn Wide >Prime: We'll Jack Your Fuel Island Right On Up, Bitch
>Truckerfag is probably too busy fucking mentally unstable girls to grace us with his shitposts >EF is now bragposting at a geometric level, gains bragtience 0214 AM EST, August 29th, 1997, Bragment Day >Bepis may or may not have finally scored >Whiney whining about having to be flown to orientation like a businessman >Oilfag wouldn't be the least bit surprised, Susan, that they habitually smoked marijuana cigarettes. Reefers. >Primely tszujed up one of his trailer rims with a funky new dent and paint highlights >Primefag is so far into the negatives with his 70/7 that he's back into the positives >Banditspends more time passing inspections that actually driving >Balam was overcome by both bo and industrial cleaner fumes and passed away peacefully >Truckdog is getting burgled about four times a day on average >Gundam has a whole weekend to beat off and play vidya like God intended >Doublesfag just washed down a light meal of nine pieces of KFC original recipe with a refreshing Mega Jug of Pepsi
First post Best post. 310" 2003 379 Leased to LongHaul Trucking.
David Mitchell
Copypasta for the copypasta god!
>be me, company cuck >10 hours off to the microsecond >qualcomm alert as alarm clock >time to start driving driver >company doesnt trust or respect me enough to allow me to manage my time >thats fine with me since i have no self respect anyways >begin to """""pre-trip""""" truck >turn over engine immediately with no time for diagnostic routine or priming >engage high idle >"""""pre-trip""""" complete >update elog since company doesnt trust me to complete paper copies cleanly and accurately >drive for first hour >better do a load check >buy two big macs a large fries and two large cokes >load check complete >consume healthy breakfast while driving >better take my 30 >grab two baconators and two orders of wendys five piece value nuggets >fuel up truck, spill 45 gallons of diesel on the ground from satellite pump not clicking off >leave mess because dont have time to clean it up >30 completed >consume healthy lunch while driving >qualcomm message >time to stop driving driver >company doesnt trust me or respect me enough to allow me to manage time spent driving or distance travelled >take 25 minutes to back into parking spot >pull mustard and ketchup buttons >begin post trip >turn key to off position >post trip complete >go buy two footlong chicken subs and four cookies from subway >consume healthy dinner >smell pits >rancid rotting beef smell >not too bad yet >shower can wait for another day or two >fire up 45 dollar chinese tablet >fap to milf thread on /s/ >qualcomm message >time to sleep driver >company doesnt trust or respect me enough to allow me to manage rest periods >calculate cpm >earned almost 65 dollars before taxes today >fall asleep >no dreams due to lack of mental stimulation
Jason Robinson
Primes next achievement
Hunter Jenkins
Thats a nice ute.
Ryder Allen
(Youte).
Zoz. Polexit when?
Owen Russell
You forgot >Slight ripple in road surface triggers driver facing camera >Qualcomm beeps >Critical event recorded >Qualcomm beeps >Get your finger out of your nose driver >Qualcomm beeps >On february 22nd, 2017 you were recorded driving 62 mph on a road that our records, which haven't been updated since 1977, indicate has a speed limit of 55mph. You have been scheduled for a remedial driving class. The DOT has been notified. We also called your mother and your high school principal.
Kayden Powell
I literally do not shower while on the road, only at home. I go home every 3-6 weeks somewhat randomly. I clean my pits and ass with alcohol and washcloth every day. I wash my hair and shave with 1 liter of water in a basin every other day. Interaction with other human beings is a chore that fills me with loathing because I am no bullshit literally autistic. I completely lock up over simple pleasantries because I am overwhelmed by how utterly stupud the whole process is. When random fucks try to start talking to me for no fucking reason I have to struggle not to just tell them to fuck off. Truck stops are a god damn nightmare because they're full of poorly socialized social rejects, only unlike me they're desperate for human interaction and won't shut the fuck up. I'll just wash in my own truck, thanks.
David Peterson
Lmao I decided to drive. If they get mad at me, so be it, I didn't ask for a plane ticket nor do I want to deal with a layover in Houston twice.
Note: Expect me to be pulled over for not having a front license plate.
