Truckerfag Thread - /TFG/

this is the third most disgusting thing i have read all year.

hype
show us the first two

I get the feeling the plane tickets are so they have control over people.

>Bottom line a rectangle is the most effiectient way to deliver goods due to space advantages.
Yeah, but you're not deIivering goods in your engine bay, you fucking dunce. The trailer is still square, and even then they're trying to make it more aerodynamic, like with rounded bulkheads or tails.

Yeah, it really was. No other servo for a fair while. I'm glad there's 2 now on either side of the road. That was almost always where i'd get in or out of a truck - unless they were heading through wamuran.

>On my way home now. Haven't been burglarized again, which is a relief.

That would make sense, I'm just doing it out of convenience since I can pack more stuff. This way I can go from training to working and have all the shit I need to set up at the man camp.

What the fuck did I just read?..

Don't use Autism as an excuse, i'm also autistic and I take 5 minutes out of my routine to shower.

Yes, being around other people is hell. But it sounds to me like you should be working from home if you can't even shower OTR.

>may or may not
Well I'm the first one who has actually seen her naked like that and I just got a HJ out of it. Like 10min ago but she had to go back in before she got in trouble. Had to kinda walk her thru it but now she should know next time.

>inb4 b&
I'm just replying to the OP.

>Giving a girl the hj tutorial

Gotta get your speech to 100 so you can convince her to give you the blow n go instead of her having to hold your dick like a melting ice cream cone.

>All autistics have the same issues, why aren't you like me
Get fucked. And I'm perfectly clean AND use less water washing than you do taking a piss.
I'm not a social butterfly but I am productive and I don't smell like rotten taco meat when I have to deal with shippers. Better than half the flesh golems out here.

Whatever, wallow in pity, I don't care.

at least it is still standing, unlike eminems one

Pity me all you want, nigger. I'm not the faggot who decided to define his entire life, his entire domain of existence in the universe around the fact that he likes getting dick up the ass.
You have nothing to offer but your sexuality. You're an uncultured, illiterate nigger palpating your crotch and grunting "muh dik" and thinking that makes you interesting.
You never bothered to develop a personality of your own once you realized you could just step into the "likes penis" mould and have a lifestyle manufactured for you.

So I'm a goddamn misanthrope who sees zero benefit in wasting time on social niceties and can't read subtle social cues. I have anxiety that makes verbal conversation torture even when you don't include my stutter.
I'm a productive member of society.
What the fuck are you?

You think you don't stink, as you constantly smell it and as such are immune.
I bet you are one smelly motherfucker.

>this high and mighty unwashed faggot

>What the fuck are you?
Someone who had to teach himself how to do everything. Someone who raised himself. Someone who defined his own personality and life. I've been a productive member of society, you flaming shit lord. I've studied, trained, graduated. All off my own back and determination. But most importantly, i'm the guy that said "you know what? I'm not using autism as an excuse anymore".

Get on my level.

>Since when have I talked about my dick, what the fuck son

Quality truck related thread guys. I wish mods would just ban this general forever

Now this is a real fucking ute, just needs a 5 poster bar and 4 whips.

I'm just hoping I didn't get her totally screwed by her super strict parents. Her dad is workin overnight and her mom was supposed to be sleeping but then she got 2 sisters and the one a couple years younger is a narc.

Texted her a couple min after she went in and got no response so idk. I told her if she ever about to get in trouble and they threaten to take her phone or some shit, text me one last time so at least I know.

I like that girl too, I hate having to do this sneaky shit with parents that treat her like she's in middle school. The girl is 21. It's always too good to be true, there seems to be a catch with every fucking girl who seems nice and pretty and happens to be single.

That ho is getting whoopin. Bitch is gonna be the best cocksucker when daddy knocks all of her teeth outta her dicklickin mouth.

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That's a nice ute, m8.

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My next truck

Triaxle and a tag axle, are you planning on hauling 44 tonnes m8?

I mean the no lights, painted drop visor look

Nice ute

youtu.be/HNXTFfNfBP8?t=3m5s

3min5seconds for beppu live action

Thanks Poop pusher ass turban
Shit man

Thats a nice ute, m8.

That's a really, relly nice ute m8.

Thats a sweet cab-chassis.

>Truckdog is basically one pants-removal away from becoming Smokey, the Cheeseburger Hooker

Maybe death is a better career choice for ya sonny

>Truckdog appreciates your joke, but is in a committed relationship.

The Bear puns are strong with you. I like it.

Agreed.

How's the new job duder?

>We also called your mother and your high school principal.

Why do Americans latch onto high school so hard?

I mean even the 40 year olds still talk about highschool. It's been a long fucking time man has nothing better or worse ever happened in your life?

>inb4 b&
You of all people should know that you can't get banned for off topic blogshitting. You can only get banned if you complain about off topic blogshitters. The mods seem to think your Facebook updates count as "Quality Content™".

She's ok! Close call tho.

This was def a Quality Post™

> reeeeee
> Damage control
GTFO grub.

Not as bad as the japs. You ever watched anime? 90% is based in or around high school.

Because its a cartoon for kids.

The main demographic is 30 year old office workers.

its a cartoon, kids watch cartoons

Yes, I'm sure there's plenty of kids watching these cartoons with jiggling boobs and panty shots

What type of horny teenager isn't?

you're trying to conflate the audiences of american cartoons, eg Arthur, with the audiences of japanese anime, such as Upotte. I'm pointing out that they are different things, and that anime is geared more toward lonely adult males with disposable income than preteens.

Finally, those god damn party hats are gone

Thinking of just slapping on a shit ton of Gundam stickers because of course Gundam. Then a new exhaust and maybe a bigger turbo down the line.
Yeah it was pretty dumb. Wasn’t even an ST or anything, just a fucking base model with a CVT. Didn’t even have an AUX jack.

I think it's generally accepted that the reason so much anime takes place in a school setting is that it's a very lazy and easy vehicle to tell a story in.

>Mancamp
Makes sense to take your car, in that case. Hopefully they don't shit on you for missing your flight. I worked for another big service company on a work share program in North Dakota a couple of years ago, and they arranged all the transportation from the camp to the yard and back, so it wasn't too bad.

>Gorrubding this boor youdh :DDDDD

Just use the Thu'um.

>I'm not a social butterfly
>I'm an awkward, filth encrusted grub

It really just goes without saying.

>I'm of higher social standing that you, even though by my own admission I don't bathe for three to six weeks at a time and I actively avoid social situations at all times due to mental problems

Top zozzle. Grubs cannot into society. You are a modern day Dalit.

/r/truckers.

Those utes are blowing my mind, my dude.

Some subtle decals would be alright. Check out this sweet Gundam themed ute I posted.

>Skool
It's a setting anyone over the age of six years old can relate to. Also its because a lot of shows set in high schools usually have teenagers as their target demographic.

We will get her to do a lil more. I mean she basically said I'm gonna get it from her, but I said I'm not gonna do it in a car because she's a nice girl and I wanna do it right for her first time.

Shit was so funny
>is that pee?
>me- "Eeww no!"
>what is it?
>me- "what the fuck you think it is?"
>that's cum?!
>she proceeds to get super excited and giggle like a little kid
I'm not gonna lie tho, I'm proud of her. She was a champ. Had to give her a couple pointers at first but so stoked she got the job done and then kept workin it slow after I was done and even cleaned me up.

Keks yeah, Toyota ran an ad for their wagon, full on anime with Char Aznable taking the wheel. 10/10. I’m thinking of stickerbombing though because the driver’s door and the driver side rear quarter panel were sanded and primed over damaged areas but the paint was never completed. Just figured it’d be a neat highlight of the repair work.
>Won’t do it in a car
At least you’ve got the decency to treat her that well, huehue

So you really did Trans Am? That's one I was considering if I did OTR because the recruiter came and told us that lot of guys are done training and by themselves with 4-5 weeks.

That guy was fuckin crazy. He was the one who was like "Legal problems? Don't worry! I had a firearm charge and they hired me!" and then talkin about how he got on the lease program and made $90k his first year. Also the lot lizards, one time he had one in his truck with the stank pussy that left his cab smellin funny for a couple days and then another one who he saw get out of one truck, find a puddle, splash some water up into her pussy, and them hop in another truck 30sec later.

I think dude was a cokehead.

Still on /b/

Man, I'm a generous guy. I like to give. That girl has waited 21 years and thought she would wait for marriage and now she's ready to give it up to me after only knowing her a month or two just because I give her exactly what she wants. She also has been impressed by what a real 'Murrican man is workin with down there, I think it's quite a bit more than what the lil Latin guys have. I want to be able to manuever and do some fun stuff so she enjoys herself.

I get her shaking with some foreplay in the car and haven't even broken out the little vibrator or gotten her panties completely off. I can't wait to see where I can take her in bed.

Last night in my sexy deep man whisper I was like "You're way too nice for the car. We can go get a room nearby, not even the Motel 6, you at least deserve a Double Tree"

>’…you at least deserve a Double Tree’
Fucking keksimus maximus

Friendly reminder that any of you who transit New York State, do NOT get on any parkway (Taconic State Parkway, Saw Mill River Parkway) as the bridges are as low as 6'11".

>webm related, retarded coach bus driver who ignored the "PASSENGER CAR ONLY" and "NO COMMERCIAL VEHICLE" signage and barely cleaned a bridge

>inb4 truckers are not as retarded as bus drivers
I've seen 18 wheelers on the Taconic/Saw mill before too.

I took a 13' 6" trailer under a gas station roof that had a sign saying 12' 6". Shit was soooo close to hitting it. Lots or powerlines are still hanging low from Irma too so it has been sketchy.

The rental trucks like Penskes and U-Hauls are still the worst with that shit. Signs and stickers everywhere telling prople that they're 12' 6" tall and people still crash em daily.

youtu.be/USu8vT_tfdw

I love videos from the can opener bridge...

I've seen U-Hauls plenty of times on the Saw mill. If they start in NYC they often get off exits below the shortest clearance bridges, but creaming the bridges is super common. It's one of the reasons they have state farm branded pickup trucks with lightbars (yellow) on top of them, they are often able to hail idiots like this guy to either get them to stop before a bridge (and wait for police escort to back it up), or guide them through a safe, slow pass in the highest part of the bridge.

The upmost parts of the Taconic prohibit commercial vehicles but don't have many low bridges, but they are crawling with cops, and they're really twisty and up/downhill which makes them non-ideal compared to the interstates anyways for truck drivers.

One of my friends used to live right next to a low bridge in Chicago and every other day he was posting pics on FB of a truck that got stuck under it. I think it was somewhere along Ashland. And the problem with lots of those viaducts is that the road dips down under the bridge so there's a quick downhill to the bridge and uphill out of it and makes for some tricky tows.

youtu.be/V3-UugI0JoA

>all those straight trucks
Those dudes are literally the worst. Especially down here because you know most of the drivers are Haitians and Cubans that barely have a valid car DL and have that old straight truck to 45k.

I feel bad for that firetruck in the video. And I wonder what was in the one box truck that went up in flames so fast. They have so many warning signs n shit too, there's no excuse for these guys.

>Cars bouncing off that curb
City ought to mark that, or cut it out and put in a new, smoother curb.

>wonder what was in the one box truck that went up in flames so fast.
Read the fucking description, dipshit.

And it's obvious it had a front mounted reefer unit that shattered on impact, igniting fuel or oil.

Zoz. That rain puddle story is as old as the hills.

>You at least deserve a Double Tree
I laughed so hard I scared the dog.

The 11' 6" video of all those rooves being ripped off is unreal.

I've pulled a couple trucks out from under low bridges. The trick is to have 2 people and just winch it out from underneath rather then try to hook n book. One guy runs the controls, the other guy sits in the truck to steer and run the brakes.

Normally you'd throw the driver back in the truck to do the steering and stopping, but in the case of low bridges, do you really want to trust a guy who just ignored a bunch of signs telling them not to do what they just did?

It's bretty gud. This KW is a little rough, but I'll have her right in no time
It's not Trans Am, it's Transport America. I just put Trans Am to fit in the name box. Rolls better off the tongue too

Also, why are there so many goddamn WRX's zipping around on the PA turnpike?

>sooo salty
I didn't know lobster was so flammable. Honestly it was probably a small fire that started burning the plastic and wood. Oil and diesel doesn't ignite that easily, plus the fuel for the reefer is stored in a tank under the truck.

I know you are the holder of wisdom on all things, but it was probably the materials the truck was made of that really went up in flames.

Just for fun, go buy a quart of oil and try to get it to ignite.

>Oil and diesel doesn't ignite that easily
>Fuel atomized by impact and contacting hot surfaces or even sparks thrown by sheering metal doesn't ignite that easily
youtu.be/zPeukbfVOG0
>Implying anyone other than you would think it was the load burning, not the truck
>Implying most highway vehicle fires aren't caused by oil leaks
>Implying you're not incredibly ignorant as well as dumb as a brick.
>Implying directly smashing a small engine in operation is unlikely to ignite a fucking fire

mechanics.stackexchange.com/questions/7076/can-a-oil-leak-cause-a-fire

>salty
It's not a fucking giant fireball of fuel. That shit took a little while to get going. Never said it was the load aside from a joke which you obviously didn't understand. Not that diesel and oil won't burn once yoh really get some heat, but all of that fiberglass and plastic, that will turn into a nice sticky fire in that timeframe along with any wood they use in the rear of the truck. It was probably the plastic covers around the reefer getting all smashed into the small hot engine that got the thing going.

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Are you still b& from using ur regular trip?

Hey man, this is a blogposting thread. You'd better post photos of that cute nerd if you don't want a ban.

Probably got a 30 day for posting that whore, kek.

Hope it was a permaban

kys yourself

learn what kys means you literal internet nigger

They feed on your (You)s

>youtube.com/watch?v=8n4qVsKk8Fo

And people say there are no shortcuts in life.

That was good.

gottem.

Or he got a longer one for evading it.

The name of this thread is truckerfag gen not uterfag gen
USA: 1
Aussies: 0

I don't know what you guys would even do here if not bitch about me.
I'm just trying to offer a snapshot into my lifestyle in an anonymous forum

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Game, set, and match.

Wipe your inside windows down, ya grub. They're covered in cigarette smoke buildup.

Dude had plenty of room for an alleydock, the fuck was he thinking

Year-round depression is a great place actually. Your problem if you can't live with less than 3000 hours of blinding sun a year.

Hey. I've been busy fucking mentally unstable girls. What did I miss?

>tfw shipper couldn't figure out how to load these compressors side by side
Damn it, someone in Argentina has some shit compress, and I've got 8' of deck space you get the job done with.

Thats because we drive actual trucks and not ego stroker "trucks" (utes)

If the Prime flatbedder isn't busy looking for new things to drive into and/or over, I'm curious how you're doing as a company driver compared to refrigerated. My main questions are how many miles do you usually get and what average rate do you get, since I'm thinking you probably don't get as much mpgs as I do, is the line haul good, and how much sitting around is there. I'm thinking next year of trying something different, since I don't want to just be driving around the country at 58mph forever. So, I'm thinking of either moving over to flatbed and getting some experience under my belt, even if the pay isn't as good, it could serve as a beneficial stepping stone towards better opportunities, or I might try to find a short term lease to see if I have what it takes to be a successful owner operator, and buying my own truck.

>youtube.com/watch?v=X4HbTwBfqSI
Couldn't this guy have easily just lifted the trailer up using the landing gear and reconnect his truck to the trailer?

>done heard it latch
PULL ON DAT BITCH FIRST
Lazy ass driver. It takes 2sec to shift back into 1st and pull on it a lil bit before hopping out and lifting the landing gear.