Has Veeky Forums had any sexual encounters while driving?

Has Veeky Forums had any sexual encounters while driving?

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Yes, several, but driving and sexual activities are honestly better when done separately.

While driving? Hell no. The idea of crashing into a tree while getting blowed doesn't appeal to me.

I've gotten a blowjob at a McDonalds drive thru, gotten a blowjob while driving on the freeway, and fingered my girlfriend while driving home(that one was dangerous)

I've fapped a number of times, yes.

Roadhead a few times. One girl wanted to get on my dick while I was driving but I told her to cool it because that shit is dangerous.

>has Veeky Forums had any sexual encounters

Reverse road head; she worked the pedals and my dick while i steered

Road head in LA traffic. Shit was dangerous and not so cash.

Fapped at 80 mph.

I once touched the hand of the girl at the McDonalds window for a few seconds
I avoid that McDonalds now. I'm scared they have my photo up on a wall.

I'm working on an R&B track called Give Me Road Head While You Drive

>fingered my girlfriend while driving home(that one was dangerous)
apart from speeding to get home, what's dangerous about it?
only sexual thing I've ever done in a car btw

>One girl wanted to get on my dick

Well I was driving through intersections where you have to yield to passing cars and I can't really see shit because parked cars block my view of what's coming so I couldn't focus that well

Fingered my girlfriend on the way to a park and on the way back. Was very hot and made it so she was ready to go when we got home

First time a chick ever swallowed my load was in my sisters eclipse I was in awe at what I had just witnessed as a young lad

Fingered my gf while I was driving. (Actually, much harder than it sounds).
She tried to blow me but I pushed her off since I didn't want to crash the car.
Got home and fucked her wet pussy.

itt, virgins

I've only had meaningless sex and am still kissless. You fags that don't have bad stomach problems are lucky. I can't even have friends or anything because I am too busy feeling like shit. The highlight of my fucking week was getting chased by some fag in a pickup I wish he could have kept up more.

not while driving but a cuckple I met off craigslist when we met up me n her went in the back and she blew me as he drove to his house. He was looking back so often so long i was getting nervoushe was gonna crash lol. Chick was waaaaaay fatter than the pics looked but the huge tits shoulda been a give away.

Blown multiple times

ive gotten more than one bj while driving(pretty much all from the same girl), but the best was when i was otw to florida from TN and a van full of msu dudes saw and were giving me thumbs up and shit.

>has Veeky Forums had any sexual encounters

absolute degeneracy

I scratch my balls regularly

Maybe the shitbox owners

tfw when I'm basically elliot rodger with a w204 instead of an e92.

Fucked this cute little chick in my dads f150 king ranch and a week before I fucked her cousin in the same truck

Doesn't Veeky Forums need a car to drive?

i frequently leave used condoms in rental cars. Mostly in places like under the floor mats and the magazine storage behind the seats, but sometimes behind door panels.
never ever buy an ex-rental car.

I literally split my girlfriends anus in the passenger seat. The seat was ruined and she sued. The whole episode cost me over $80k.

lol

Condoms from alphonse and s/o/vet filling your asshole.

holy fucking shit

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wat

Learn to fucking type.

I've gotten blown while driving many times but that's about it. I've fucked in the car a few times but never while driving.

Not whilst driving but I fingered a girl and got my dick sucked in the back seat.

lost my virginity in my first car, a 92 ford escort wagon

shit was cash

I was made in my dads car and born it in. Interesting happening. My parents have horrible judgement skills but at least they actually love eachother.

My stomach hurts all the fucking time. I can't do anything with anyone. I can't sleep and wish I could eat food. They still can't figure out why.

Also the highlight of my week was being chased by some faggot in a pickup. I could have stand your ground lawed him at any second but I prefered to out drive him. Followed me around once in a circle than went to the only decent curvy road. Lost the fag after that.

I drive uber and smell the seat sometimes after dropping off a cute girl.

A few months ago I picked up some cute teenager girl, sightly chubby, she was wearing a light top and some really short gym shorts, she was sweaty and left a stain on the seat right where her ass was. I licked that shit so much, feeling the sightly salty taste of the vagina sweat stain was hallucinating.

i beat my meat while high on coke driving home

I'm sorry to hear that, bro. I know you won't feel better by reading this but I respect you or some shit like that. I dunno.

>meet girl at bar, see her a few times throughout the summer
>match on tinder
>get snapchat
>says she doesn’t want a relationship
>”you’re in luck neither am i”
>both live at home
>she suggests road dome
>pick her up, make out
>she tells me she has hsv, but takes medication, 0.4% transmission rate
>hornydumbassactivated.jpg
>horny brain decides hsv must mean something like hpv
>”fine with me”
>she blows me, shit was cash
>we end up fucking in the backseat, without a condom
>drop her off at her house
>drive home thinking i’ve got a fuck buddy
>google hsv
>recoil in disgust, pissed at myself for not stopping and thinking about what “hsv” meant when she told me
>proceed to block her number and on all forms on social media without any explanation
>too afraid to go to doctor
>been a few months and don’t have any visual signs, but still could very possible have herpes
>fuck me right?

i guess this is what they talk about in sex ed classes. wear a condom kiddies

cute femboy hopped in my miata last night, he really liked the feel of my shift knob

it's hard sometimes man. when the dickbrain takes over there's no stopping it

it’s pretty unbelievable actually, i don’t know how my brain didn’t fire red flags when she stopped and told me she had anything at all

I still remember my first date. Don't let anyone tell you you need some fancy sports car to pick up chicks—panel vans work just fine.

Thank you user. I just have to keep going to different specialists.

Genital herpes is basically only transmittable during an outbreak. If her vag seemed fine I'm sure you're fine. I've fucked girls who had it just once to say I did it and I'm fine.

Had one this past year on the 4th of July.

>take new gf to family 4th of July party
>boozing and smoozing for 8 hours
>drive home after sobering up
>hour long drive
>she's starts to get handsy after 15 minutes
>turns into road head
>she and I are getting frustrated after a bit of that
>pull off in a random neighborhood off the highway and find a quiet spot
>had the back seats already folded down from a prior camping trip
>fuck like rabbits


And thats the story of how I defiled my virgin wagon. I broke up with the girl 2 months later. It wasn't worth it.


desu sex in a car is overrated

>Bitches be like "I'll suck ya dick while you drive".
>As if that impresses me.
>I be like "Bitch, you suck my dick while YOU driving."

>that outfit

Get better my dude. We're all gonna make it.

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As an Ausfag I got confused reading your post, thinking she was gonna have a nice Holden

I had a killer wank on the highway once. Does that count?

My dick seems really short when I sit down, my girlfriend at the time offered but I said nah because of safety reasons

Whew. I just started remembering a lot of my encounters have been in cars.

>heavy petting and road head from first gf
>several fucks and bjs from another girl in my truck
>fingerbanged and got bjs from another girl on a couple occasions
>fingerbanged and got bj from friend's gf
>fingerbanging current gf on drives home

I am a bad person.

I once reved my engine at a slut walking past bit she ignored me.

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I know that feel.

At least we're both alive.

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hot

MAN I SLAYED SO MUCH PUSSY IN MY MERCEDES THAT IT REEKS OF VAGINE JUICE!

I MEAN EVERYWHERE I PASS ALL THE VAGINAS GET WET 'N SHIET THAT IT WOULD MAKE YOUR SHITTY LEAKING SHITBOX DRIVE ITSELF TO THE SCRAPYARD OF HOW MUCH MY CAR MAKES WOMENS VAGINAS LEAK THEIR JUICE!

This

Yes

I held hands with my wife.

I've never touched a womans had before.

top jej are you me
godmode would be supreme mode with 911

>fucked in my 2nd Gen Hyundai Accent, was very uncomfortable. Lost my keys and had to search the grassy area around me for them. Couldn't cum partly because she was chubby and couldn't move
>fucked in my Avalanche, came so hard while she rode me that my leg was shaking like a rabbit's

>11 years ago
>driving though Colorado to visit family in another state
>winter
>have to stop and take a nap
>don't want some drunk teenagers hitting my car at the rest stop (it was almost Christmas)
>about 5inches of the snow on the ground
>cold as fuck
>park in the 18 wheeler lot in the back where It's dark and no one was parked
>turned off my headlights and left my truck running
>fell asleep
>few hours later woke up to hooker knocking on my window
>BJ's only 15 dollars
>hmmmm
>can't beat that with a stick
>OK get in
>7/10 sex worker, not visibly on drugs, New to selling pussy I thought based on her looks
>sucked my dick dry
>probably the 3rd best blowjob I've ever had in my life

That woman could suck, Fuck. I came fucking bricks. Best 15 dollars I ever spent

They do

Parked I've done almost everything I can think of. I even had one girl wrap the seat belt around her neck and had me choke her out with it. Driving I've received road head and fingered girls. My wife and I had sex while driving. South bound down i15 with a horse trailer at 75mph. We'd fool around and she would just climb on while I set the cruise and watch the road. I never finished whenever I was driving. I was always too distracted by actually driving. You just got to find girls that get excited by the chance of getting caught.

I miss those days

This

Blowjob in a parking lot, then she wanted to while I was driving, but was too nervous I'd hit someone then have to explain why I did.

Cool story, bro.

You should already be avoiding McDonald's desu

>desu sex in a car is overrated
Virtually all I had for 2 years. Wasn't bad since I had the GOAT interior space and collapsibility car, the MDX.

My gf often reaches over to touch me while I'm driving. Nothing more, but even that js kind of distracting for on the road

I hugged several girls in cars when they drove me home.

Am I cool yet?

Fucking badass bro. One day they might even kiss you on the cheek.

>sexual encounters

y-you think so?

wew lads am I a lucky sonova gun!

hahaha

Yep

I had one actually. My friend was in the passenger seat, my handbrake is on the passenger side. I went to park and as I grabbed the handbrake I grazed his leg. We locked eyes and he called me a fag.

The same thing happens all the fucking time to me bruv

You just wanted to reach for some pole, Fucking cock smoker

Herpes really isn't a big deal dude, and she isn't lying about the 0.04% chance of you getting it. I've got herpes, my gf does not. We fuck unprotected all the time. I only ever get like one small bump once a year.

>I love it when you talk that way

>literally split my gf's anus

uhh story pls?

was the chick your sister? Please say yes

>split my girlfriends anus
>seat was ruined
I would think the seat would be the least of her worries.

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>I literally split my girlfriends anus in the passenger seat. The seat was ruined and she sued. The whole episode cost me over $80k.

fuckin wat