ITT: douchebag stuff you do

>people walking along the road
>accelerate to spool up the turbo and blow off when I pass them

I notice that every faggot with a BOV just HAS to do this near me if my window is rolled down. Blow off valves were cool like 10 years ago, no one cares or is impressed anymore.

>traffic backed up for miles on the interstate
>wheelie past on the shoulder

i am
t. barely legal

there's nothing wrong with doing that. i'm in my 30s and it's one of the only pleasures i have left in life.

although i don't have a BOV, i have a DV that holds boost pretty well with a tiptronic, so what i do is short shift just after fully spooling around 3500 at ~50% throttle, then right when i shift i let off to about 25% throttle, which is enough to keep the DV from opening but the throttle plate is too closed for all the boost I still have in my pipes, so I get sick compressor surge that sounds like a pigeon coop full of darth vader wookies.

>Honk at everyone for literally everything.

Fuck them though. Srsly, get off your fucking phones.

I like to drive safely and courteously and always follow at a safe distance.

I also merge onto highways safely and overtake safely.

Instead of honking at people who are texting at green lights I just keep my car in neutral and hit the gas like I'm going to go right through them.

I should just give a friendly honk but fuck them.

Turn up my radio when there's people around, play t loud when all windows are down, rip skids if there's people around

>park in handicap and fire lane spots all the time if I know ill be quickish
>if I see some one trying to pass me on the right I gun it and chuck them