/owg/ - Overwatch General

I hope your matches don't have any trolls or retards!

Helden sterben nicht!

>played 1 match today
>no trolls
>won easily
>stopped playing

didn't feel like pushing my luck desu

God I love Huntress. It's a shame her Halloween spray uses Comtesse since it doesn't match when I'm using Huntress.

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>Do trial matches
>2090
>Win a few
>2190
>Lose every fucking game since
>1714

Wonder where the bottom is.

So Micheal Chu explains his thoughts on Mercy right here and why she has no story.

youtu.be/UuDjN6KsLdo

quick quote your main

MOVIN WITH THE PAYLOAD
s my favourite line in the game

Knock Knock
I'm not your father

Why are you so angry?

B E E R

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SMEGMA RAINS FROM ABOVE!

Stop posting this grotesque artwork

Hello

Hey daddy-o!

Well owg I'm currently 2700. I main soldier tracer ana and zarya. I'm going to play 20 games of sombra today to see how far I can take her. Any guesses how much sr I'll drop?

>forgets about 4chanx
>posts drawing where they can't get the ages right

WANT SOME CANDY?

Heroes never die! ...for a price.

B O O P

MY STRENGTH UNLEASHED

you might do fine if you hack ALL DEM HEALTHPACKS
and yell on your team to take em and so they know they're hacked

i played with a good sombra in qp the other day and it was beautiful.
so much healing so many emps

>KOTH
>Roadhog is surrounded by enemies
>Has Discord on him
>Stops to vape
>Dies to at least three people simultaneously shooting at him
>Furiously types "HEALS WHERE ARE MY HEALS FFS"
I wish Blizzard would implement a death report that would show all incoming damage and healing from all sources for 5 seconds before the death. Maybe then these retards would realize that it's impossible to outheal that amount of pain.

Move too quickly, and you overlook much.
Kicking cheeky Tracer right in the face never stops being fun.

I am unstopable! >:3
Close second.

DEATH COMES is the best line in the game when it's not said by Reaper.

Anyone here from the battlefield general

>Roadhogs who vape in enemy LoS
This needs to stop. They give out like a quarter of an ult for free and get so little health from it.

youtube.com/watch?v=IzmHLakUx0g

I'm an egg!

>watch new seagull video
>winston gets hooked through zarya bubble
>mei gets hooked through ice block
im unsure about the zarya bubble, with wtf's up with roadhog?

REMINDER THAT GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREES DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN

i miss medic a lot, he's so much fun to play compared to mercy

Threadly shitpost about paladins coming before overwatch and how everyone just looks bad when saying the opposite:

Here's a link to Mei's reveal trailer youtube.com/watch?v=9d85wFYKQU4

And here's a link to Mei's rip off wiki page, showing she was already payable a month before Mei was Announced paladins.gamepedia.com/index.php?title=Evie&action=edit&oldid=2142

DLC shitpost: video showing evie being playable before Mei was youtube.com/watch?v=n6pwpYclWSI

>can't think of a name

I know what the theme is though.

cyborg weeb and swiss healslut

OH OH YEAH GENJI LICK IT HARDER UGUUUU

Tracer is for _______

mindbreaking

Any drawfags here?

Looking for either Tracer or Sombra to be riding McCrees dick while wearing his cowboy hat.

Marrying!

What does Evie have in common with Mei, outside of the ice block, which was in Blizzard's games since forever?

So every new legendary skin for S76 should give him a new hairstyle, correct?

muffdiving the backline Mercy

is the top 500 leaderboard already update for S5?

6v6 Lockout Elimination is shit. Why did they get rid of CTF and not just fix it?

Is McCree considered bara?

>tfw someone calls you bronze

yep, t500 starts at 4200 for NA

I'm actually a Genji main, but I always have to end up filling for tanks/healers... so I'm flex with regards to those (unironically good with Mercy though), and from Att/Def category I can play Genji, Sombra and Mei.

Also, at what point does Orisa stop being viable? Granted, I just got back to plat, but she's been doing wonders for me whenever I see fit to play her.

Why the fuck is it so hard to just keep all the modes up in arcade?

>play on main (2200)
>do well in the large majority of my games
>still lose
>play on smurf (3500, was one tricking pharah)
>do well in the large majority of my games
>win the large majority of my games

As someone who can see both sides of the spectrum and carries well in both SR brackets, I do feel like I can confidently say the rating system for this game is fucked. There's not nearly enough players in the lower tiers as their should be. The largest population of players shouldn't be close to/at plat

>tfw you can only play shitter tier heroes
how do i get out

I need healing

t. Mercy main

low elo shitter here

its fucking impossible to climb properly when every game fluctuates to a -200 or +200 sr difference to my current rating so im either gaining little to nothing cause its a shitstomp or losing a bunch because "hurr durr the enemy team averages below yours but they got a onetrick smurf on their team"

Actually a McCree main.

Just one-trick Pharah on your main, then?

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Im glad i didnt waste gold on the bastion skin cause ctf was literally the only mode id actually use him

>the mercy that is less than 5 meters from everyone
>doesnt dash
>panic pistol
>doesn't rez because either dead or "Waiting for the right moment"
>"Fuck you, i have golden healing" - to the tank
What term does one use for this sort of literal trash

Silver

PWOPMTBAFHBCEDTJC
person who only plays mercy to be a fucking healslut but cant even do their job correctly

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> Warn about a duo
> Proceed to ignore them intentionally
I don't like gold-plat

Why do people want to see Mercy ride Asian cock?

You can literally consistently carry yourself out of gold. imo the game only starts gaining a semblance of difficulty at around 2700 (DPS start being more lethal)

Never fear, horses are here

actually played the dlc at the EA e3 event
sold me on the game

i've got 15 hours played on mercy but still haven't gotten the huge rez achievement

i hate mercys who just wait
same goes for retarded lucios who always ult too late

lul i remember this from yesterday.

BUCKLE UP

tfw stun the entire enemy team and no one can follow up

Placed 2291, fell a full thousand SR, your cries fall upon deaf ears.

>placed like 2400
>play two games to hit 2500

aaaand im done for the season

>inb4 /r/AsianMasculinityAnon comes in to start talking about his insecurities with Chu self-insertion accusations

Why do people draw women with curved calves?

Where is no limits??

>went from 1600 to 2450~
>D/c on my end causing me to lose 50, fuck it
>win back 25 points, then lose because our 76 tried to dive bomb kill the pharah on the enemy team that was trolling him in chat
>lose again because our mercy never rez'd
So close to Platinum, but right around 1AMish, the shitters come out in force, so i wait till tomorrow

Ded because Blizzard can't program a second page for Arcade modes.

JUS-AUGH!

lame it's like they want me to autopick widow in comp

IT'S HIG-GHHHHH

>get silver border
>barely missed masters

>Open Division
>you get paid in lootbox money

Did you play the French one

Nothing. The overwatch community is the one who compares them, user. Would you respond to those people in the same way?

Same thing with Ruckus being a ripoff of Dva, even though he's even older than Evie: youtube.com/watch?v=QffHrYBdUs0

I would, yes. Ruckus's kit also barely resembles D.Va's.

>playing this floaty ass garbage FPS with elastic healthbars that go from 100% to 1% back to 100% in less than a second

What's it like being on the short bus of FPS games?

Nah just the Czar one. It was on a map vs Austro-Hungarian Empire

post people being [[(((TOXIC)))]]