/nepgen/ - Neptunia General #1238

Last Thread: Hyperdimension Neptunia Downloads (Skins, Artbooks, Manga, Guides, Soundtracks, etc.):
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Neptune vs Sega Hard Girls now on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/571530/

The Re;Birth Trilogy is still 75% off on GOG: gog.com/game/hyperdimension_neptunia_rebirth1

Tsunako, Mizumo and Yui Horie to attend the Anime Expo: twitter.com/IdeaFactoryIntl/status/872604128123297792

Nep-Nep's VII-rtual Reality Stuff:
More info on VIIR world and characters: gematsu.com/2017/06/megadimension-neptunia-viir-details-vr-dimension-story-characters-neptune-croire
Compile Heart launches the official VIIR website: compileheart.com/neptune/v2r/
VIIR to be released on the 24th of August: gematsu.com/2017/05/megadimension-neptunia-viir-launches-august-24-japan

NepNep Connect Chaos Chanpuru News:
First Hour of Gameplay: youtube.com/watch?v=IOymPIprkZg
Chaos Chanpuru can now be downloaded from PlayStation Store: store.playstation.com/#!/ja-jp/cid=JP0031-PCSG00951_00-NEPNEPCONNECT000
CC is finally released in Japan: 4gamer.net/games/376/G037627/20170602111/

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nanoha.wikia.com/wiki/Diabolic_Emission
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>Mizumo
Oh goddamnit I could swear I pressed n

Cute! CUTE!

Vert is best goddess.

Nepgear is my goddess!

>"Uni-chan, I'm so scared! I had such a scary nightmare! And you were there, too! And we were married to some weird creep, and he kept doing pervy stuff to us, like making me hold his hands or ride his "shares rod" while you sit in a corner and watch! And then... then he said we weren't "good enough", so he went to do the same things to Onee-chan and Rom!"
>"Gee, Nepgear, didn't I tell you to stop spending so much time on N-chan? That place is way beyond the limits for a meek Candidate like you!"

Vert is EXCLUSIVE

Exclusively the best goddess? Yes indeed.

Headpats, desu~

For lewd, desu.

The local ENFJ nurse wishes everyone an happy and funny thread and hopes one day even you will all make good use of the things you have learnt funposting in an imageboard

>"Well, since I'm just a part of your delusional dream and stuck in here with you anyway, we might as well try doing something fun~"
>pomf =3

I'M GOING TO POST THIS EVERY THREAD UNTIL YOU LIKE IT

I'm gonna make Uzume happy and you punks can't do anything about it!.

I love Uzume!.

Good afternoon, /nepgen/.

...

Iffy is pure lewd.

I want to fuck Compa

No

Yes

Yeah, everyone wants to fuck the ENFJ, we know - it's no news

youtube.com/watch?v=t2lWSlmuS-k&ab_channel=cybermega

Compa is not for meaningless fucking, she's for starting a family and raising a cute little daughter Nepu-Nepu with!

Just fucking shoot me.

I love my wife Chika who is sexy/cute

be nice to her

Ah, I see you are a bike of culture as well, Neptune.

>Mizumo
It's Mizuno you stupid dumb idiot.

post cute neppy pls

You are old. Accept it.

I want to take Nepgear on a monster hunt, watch her freak out when she encounters Tigrex and enjoy her cute teary face as she tries to be brave and get scared after hearing the Tigrex roar. I would jump in right after she gets all feeble and starts to cry as she gets down on her knees, losing all hope then I'd block the Tigrex's attack and tell her I'll protect her, fight the Tiggy in less than 5 mins because he's actually easy. After all that, I would carry her like a princess back to the Basilicom then tell her I love her.

>Man dies bravely trying to save goddess candidate
>Nepgear's incompetence claims another life
>One way ticket to Leanbox now for only 5,70

>Enjoying Nepgear crying
>Enjoying any nep cry
O U T

You will never have Kurome call you a waste of life and delusion energy and Uzume only loves you as a friend.

Just your daily reminder.

>tfw you will never be influenced by kurome's delusional magic to rape and torment uzume/orange heart
why even live

>tfw you will never hit the moment where your delusion is so fucked that you end up tormenting and raping Kurome as well as Uzume.
Let's be honest the combined delusion of this place would be that powerful.

>Kurome deserves it for being a lewd villain girl who influences people with delusions
>Uzume is a good girl who doesn't deserve it, especially in her orange heart form
I can't decide which one would be more fun to torment. The one who deserves it or the one who doesn't? Hard choice

That's why you do both and blame it on muh delusion.

How cute and sexy would an Orange Heart NEXT form be?

Do you have more sad neps?
I'm particularly fond of sad -shas and sad makers

Covered in armor plates so you can't see anything.

I was really disappointed with how next green turned out.

Looks pretty skimpy/sexy to me.

The horn is a little weird tho

Exactly. It doesn't even look like a battle form, just bedroom cosplay. All the others got cool metal bits, heavy gloves, shoulder protectors etc

>It doesn't even look like a battle form, just bedroom cosplay.
Do you know where you are and what series you're discussing?

Finally some vert butt.. Why is it that there are so few pictures of nep butts?

Yeah yeah. But everyone else gets armor and they still look hot. She was barely wearing anything before, so I expected the design to do in another direction, that's all.

And besides, bodysuits are sexy too.

>finally
>when that image was on the vol4 bd in 2013
okay guy

>implying I gave a single fuck about Neptunia in 2013
I hadn't even played games in years at that point and the only console I owned was a PSP that I bought to kill time with. Not all of us spent the last 4 years shitposting on nepgen

its okay to be wrong i forgive you

Next year I'll be a christmas cake (male), fuck it.
You have good taste if you're hunting Tigrex.

also
>get the true end without any guide
>watch how to get the others two
>"don't do the true end before the other two"

I hope I have a save before I completed the true end quest or else....well I'll just have to go through it one more time

How cute.

I'm already a christmas cake. In 2 years, I'll be a wizard.

Bethesda as girl when?

What is the legal age to be a wizard ? 30 ?
Good at disguising herself but oftenly freeze and crash, it could be fun.

I'm more interested in what an R-sha (Rockstar Games) would be like

A drugged up rockstar?

>christmas cake
>male
Jesus you people are dumb.

more likely delinquent type

30, yeah.

We're feminists. Men, women. We treat them all like shit.

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user, it's a spin on the Succubus (male) meme.

It's probably just that guy who bitches about the terms "cake" and "milf". Don't pay him any attention.

Who?

That makes a bit more sense.

can I start with the 3rd game?
or do I need to play the first one?

...

The third game is a bit of a continuation of the second. You can play it but you gonna miss out on many "i know that reference!" while playing.

Rebirth 1 is the best to introduce you to the series.

nepgen ERP group where

NEVER

On /trash/. I'm not even joking.

>tfw, one of IF's battle speeches is "Sink into the Darkness"
If only she could use the attack that originally followed these words...
nanoha.wikia.com/wiki/Diabolic_Emission
She's such a useless chuuni...

Fuuka's design pisses me off because she reminds me a lot of IF and is adorable, but her actual character blows so it's wasted.

>skin covered
what shit is this

dont insult the blue blur of gamindustri.

>what shit is this
Improved Vert.

i guess but i demand the arms not to be covered

Why?
She's basically Uzume.

>originally
"Sink into darkness" and other phrases similar to it have been around for ages.

She seemed all right in the first episode but then they spend the rest of Vivid Strike not focusing on her at all and simply making her one of those really annoying types that wants everyone else to conform to their worldview. Then they pull her being some sort of martial arts god that can learn techniques by seeing them out of their ass after the only footage of her fighting up to that point having been episodes of her getting her ass kicked by anyone with any amount of experience and minor victories over nobodies.

But in this case, it's the same person who's using them.
IF, an Yagami Hayate, are both voiced by Ueda kana.

>tfw, Nep forces IF to sing.
youtube.com/watch?v=DFXYoD2Oxqo

Nanoha has been shit since StrikerS, I don't know what you expected.

It was shit from the beginning.
>has a very hot scene in which Fate get whipped by her "mother"
>not shown

On the other hand A's gave us Signum getting tentacled and Vita the proto Blanc.

Oh I know. I wasn't expecting anything from a Vivid spinoff of all things. Still pisses me off regardless.

Is this the part where I say StrikerS was great and the thread derails?

Here's a Nep to make up for the Nanohaposting.

So cute. Why can't neppy ever be real, anons?

Which one gave us that red-haired girl that get spanked a lot? Vita or something like that?

Because life is made to suffer.

Teeny-tiny, itty-bitty Linda-winda!

And here is our favourite Polish.

youtube.com/watch?v=EKxio8HZiNA

I can't stop listening to this

Since there's that one guy who always post that Ecco song, I decided to challenge him with the most traumatizing shit I could find : youtube.com/watch?v=a1BrVVFaF-Q

I've never talked about cake and milf, so not me, and never saw anyone like this here.

Sounds like you're talking about me. Stop misrepresenting my argument.

All I'm saying is that MILF refers to a MOTHER, not a BODY TYPE. You can't be a MILF just because you're old. You have to be a mother.

As for christmas cake, I continue to maintain the position that it's a term used exclusively by underage Gen-Z'ers and dumbass younger millennials.

And we maintain the position that you're an autist who get upset by dumb stuff and that you should fart a bit to get that gas off you.

I'm not upset I just think it's fucking retarded pretending that you can be a MILF if you never popped out any kids. That's not how this works.

>I'm not upset I just think it's fucking retarded
So yeah, you ARE upset.
You're just in denial.

damn it an error

Now i fixed it

That's an awful lot of sad neps. How will you hug all of them?

>sad Tiara
I like.

>sad Famitsu
>sad C-Sha
>sad Lid
I want to punch you in the dick.

God bless you user, thank you

>swearing means you're upset
lol

Here you go

Arfoire is next


>pic

The way her fingers spread makes it look like she's got lizard hands. Gex crossover when?

You are like little baby, watch this:

youtube.com/watch?v=ctA999T5HZM
youtube.com/watch?v=PFtZRxyZDMg
youtube.com/watch?v=hWWxFFjQHKQ
youtube.com/watch?v=_6o-xXq4XwI

Not triggering any PTSD. Was Megaman X6 difficult?

And speaking of Gex.
youtube.com/watch?v=9y3gU0MZlsQ
youtube.com/watch?v=xjCqfk7es7I
But youtube.com/watch?v=nJQxb-PVM0Q is horribly threatening for a nexus music.

Please don't. She's already sad enough.