/rsg/ RuneScape general

>Jagex using made up words because they dont know any better
It's kinda cute

Its a word though

The game update link is missing a slash after .com

what's with this anticlockwise thing I've been reading these days?

You're probably getting it confused with counterclockwise, user.

en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/anticlockwise

en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/literally

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And?

meme of the dwarves crashed?lodge goos

And that's wrong.

I don't see how thats related. Your link is marked as an informal definition, mine is not.

ive never played runescape does it suck?

yes.

Its pretty fun

Words change and get additional meaning over time you retard. When was the last time you heard boner outside of referring to an erection, or "Begs the question" used to mean a circular argument? Literally has literally become figuratively.

Then what word should we use to mean something happened in a literal sense?

trash game
i can't stop playing it

do you have autism?

high functioning asperger

you should fit right in

You are perfect for runescape

depending on the context you should be able to tell when is the word ''literally'' referring to its old meaning or the new memetic one.

eg:

>there are literally 478 people working on this product right now

and

>you are literally the biggest faggot on the planet

This, everyone knows Jagex is run by only 20 people

Anyone update on lotd buy/sell price?

People are panic selling for ~50m. Anyone know why?

because people were panic selling for 75m

Because there was no reason for it to be 90m in the first place

no reason for you to have been born either.

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>he still don't know

>he still thinks he knows

There's any better weapon than whip for a level 90 atk str and def ?

I know.

do you just not read the skill guide
drygores and nox scythe, scythe better because halbard

bronze dagger

Sure, if the players want it.

But they are degradable

Hating degradables is a bad meme user, you have to use them if you want to do anything.
And invention forces you to switch them to an alternate degrade system you can craft things to repair them with so it's not even a pure money issue anymore.

If you don't use degradables then sorry but you're retarded.

What if I'm actually talking to a morbidly obese homosexual?

>lotd fell to mid 50s
>back up at almost 80m like an hour later

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Uninstall immediately you retard

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>meme of the memes is crashing

welp. RIP fort comps, it was fun while it lasted

It's almost 80m now.

and a week ago it was 30m.

and it's going up again

I havent played this game since 2007. What would I have to do to get up to speed?

Combat academy in lumby and wiki revolution and lift the bars from there
that's about it, experimenting is the fun bit

Nox are too expensive to me Drygore too.

There's anything 8m less?

use slutblades for now, they're in your price range

Dragon rider lance, it's a t8 weapon with the damage of t80 weapons but the accuracy of t90s.

>30m

you're very poor
then the slutblades
runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Blade_of_Nymora
runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Blade_of_Avaryss

Blade of Avaryss and Blade of Nymora are very cheap. Use them.

I'm not him, but he said under 8m in the post you replied to

Learn how to make money first retard

Good to know. Thanks!

post stats and we'll tell you how to make money

here

>neglecting herblore

baka desu

>321 qp
Thats too low user

Did you see that items prices are changing, better be quick and panic buy/sell, wouldn't want to lose money or miss out on making more money now would you, make sure to tell everyone else about how panicked you are too to help your friends.

but user it went from 95m to 50m in hours!
and now it's back at 85m!

Yes, yes I hope you panic sold at 50m and bought it back at 85m, thats a wonderful opportunity for m- I mean you! I mean you almost lost so much money and by acting fast and telling all your friends you guaranteed you did well

I still did not buy it back, I'm willing to wait to see if the price stays stable at some point
maybe when it reaches 120m, I think

So i need to buy nymora blade?
Is easy to level up it nowadays?
nani?

>buying back when it reaches the selloff point

how retarded do you have to be? why don't you just cut out the middle man and give the merchers your money personally.

Anything less than the amount needed for QP cape is too low

But i had qp back in my days

Only 120m, goodness gracious do you want to risk your bank, why not settle for a much more stable 130m. I think you'll like that.

Whatever are you on about fellow consumer of goods?

fair enough
130m it is then

but not anymore
quest points go up to 394 now
go get that

Easy clues are too much gp/hr, lotd can't stay this high up for much longer.

Slayer. Now

says who? merchers don't give a fuck if noobs are getting some money, because they're getting so much more from every clown that thinks they know how to make bank on this by themselves.

Tell me again, why did Jagex tell people to buy pharaoh's sceptres in anticipation of Menaphos?

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Gargoyles in slayer tower are 2m/hr

But, why? Are high ranking jmods engaging in insider trading? They could just directly create gold for themselves. Is it low ranking ones and nobody else noticed the problem with their suggestion? Are they helping players Jew each other?

>They could just directly create gold for themselves
A mod on OSRS actually did this.

tell me more

Mod Reach deliberately left a bug in OSRS so that him and his friends could exploit it for mad dosh.

Mod reach
Basically
When osrs got corp he put something in the code only he knew about
Appeared some time later with a new blue audi
Was fired

>It was suspected that he may have played a role in the "corp glitch" which allowed players to be invincible at the Corporeal Beast as it would not attack them back. However, Mod Mat K later stated on Reddit that Mod Reach had nothing to do with the Corporeal Beast bug.[2]

>appeared sometime later with a new blue Audi
Fuck's sake, I'm living in a meme.

This is why you make sure every bit of code thats get committed gets code reviewed kiddos.

the history goes further than that
the new slayer master was named after his girlfriend (nieve)
after he was fired, they gave her an elysian shield (rumored to be the way he made the money)
and then killed her on the monkey madness 2 quest

If there's one thing we've learned in the past few years, it's that Jagex definitely wouldn't lie to make their company look good.
Her death did seem pretty abrupt.