/bdog/ - Black Desert Online General

>What is BDO?
Black Desert Online is an Korean MMORPG by Pearl Abyss. It features action-oriented combat, open world PvP territory control, player housing, unlimited levels, life skills, and more.

>Latest Patch Notes
forum.blackdesertonline.com/index.php?/forum/6-patch-notes/

>Mod Info
undertow.club/threads/black-desert-online-resorepless-nude-mod.9098/

>Guides, guilds, Olvia Channel FAQ, and other info
pastebin.com/tGWk2bru (embed)
docs.google.com/document/d/1JnFambQifvui7-V68QMsfuXuhAuu4C0NsVJCxJIv84E

>EnHANCEMENT it's fucking >ENHANCEMENT< Guide
blackdesertfoundry.com/2015/05/19/enchanting-and-sockets-guide/

>NewFAQs
Newfags might be overwhelmed by the information overload at the beginning. Do yourself a favor and "turn off system notifications" in the Settings>Game options. Check everything in that window.
Avoid lag by turning off High End mode in the Settings>Screen tab. Be sure to check "Remove other's effects" and uncheck "Display other's names" for an enjoyable world boss experience.
For everyone's sake, read the links, Google it, and Ctrl+F, BEFORE asking the same stupid question other people previously have in the same thread.
If you don't know if the game is "worth it," ask for a guest pass in the thread.

Previous thread:

how exactly are you going to ERP with someone who can't type lmao

End the war

Post Elves

You did good, son. As long as you converted it into the Extra Large.

I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP POSTING MYSELF

>thinking of her

Where do I go next

are there no EU erp'ers, and if so how to you approach them?

Tiny(?) hidden ears, almost looks human. What are you, a half-breed?

>Striker

You just whisper them with whatever you honestly want

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You'd want to save silver and make a TRI awakening weapon.
HA HA HA
PRI the amulet, what's your budget?

>"Kiss me, user"

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I've got 220m atm, was saving up for an awakening weapon to duo when they come out

was gonna go for another duo mark of shadow to start off with, but I can't get any failstacks for shit right now

*sucks off black cock*

Wtf do i do with a Sharp Black Crystal Shard? Should I just sell it?

ravioli ravioli show me your areoli

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Shove it up your ass Steamfag

Sell everything you don't use right now

give it succ

THE RESULTS ARE IN!
All of your votes have been tallied and the official /bdog/ shitposting rankings are now in order. The results are as follows:

1.) Jamal aka Vjera aka Eshantar
2.) Crocuta and Natalei
3.) Cuck Witch

To all other participants, we're sorry you didn't quality. Please continue to shit up the thread for a chance to win next time.

Save it. Thank me later.

Womanlets, when will they learn?
Big ranger best ranger.

I miss BBC Eristic

>Steamfag
What? Im not playing via steam

She didn't like BBC.

I miss Bimbo-chan

literally who

I miss that ranger with the big eyebrows

This. And Gremlin-chan

I said BBC Eristic, not white maid Eristic

>being this new
Fuck off steamfag.

can i fap to you ingame

"No".

how come black avatarfags are the only good avatarfags

for the low, low price of a halved paycheck

But I am a good avatarfag.

you cant stop me fapping to that pic atleast. any chance for a butt pic?

Even she knows she's about to be boned.

"No".

It's because niggers are too alpha and cool to get involved in drama.

>not taking their entire paycheck plus their overtime pay

See that horse? I'm gonna eat it.

>vjera
>cool

>never play my tamer
>want to buy this outfit anyways

literally who

hmmmm I have to wonder how much melanin is in your skin

What the fuck is wrong with that tiny ass head lol

I want to play with your tamer if you know what I mean.

Literally whom?

this is Vjera, a black guy who pretends to be a girl online to make lonely dudes send him money

please explain in further detail

Won that off the Market today, don't even have a tamer.
Time to be a little girl, I guess. Even if I'm going to max her sliders.

>eristic has been in the most of and worst drama in bnsg
>niggers are cool :)

Do you enjoy taking pictures with other avatarfriends, /bdog/?

>little girl
>girl

gross dude

I hate each and every one of you.

No.

kys avatarfag

Alright so I was tempted to get this game but it looks like another avatarfag heaven and I'd rather avoid that. Is there a real community on here, or just faggots who like to jerk of to their waifus?

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most to least played?

Alright, I'll be a little trap (huge surprise), just for people like you.

all the actual discussion is on the reddit board

The people that spam their screenshots with every post are the degenerates and most often associated with ERP drama. The community that actually plays the game doesn't post pictures.

Why are you talking to yourself?

I forgot that I did this.

this game is fucking AIDS past level 55. there's like 4 spots IN THE ENTIRE GAME where you can get decent XP and every single one of them is camped by at least 10 different groups, all PKing each other like a bunch of fucking retards. holy shit, no wonder this general is filled with avatarfags and mongoloid ERPers, it's because there's nothing to actually do in-game besides getting a good grinding spot for more than 10 minutes at a time. fucking wasted 2 days playing this piece of shit, luckily I didnt buy any of that shit in the gook shoop, LITERALLY 40 DOLLARS TO GET A WORKING AREA-LOOT FUNCTION HOLY FUCK THESE KOREAN GOOK NIGGERS ARE SO GREEDY.

never wasting another second playing this. hope you all die in a fire.

Did I trigger you ERP autist?

lmao at this triggered avatarfag

consider suicide

I mean, nobody forced you to play.

Get good

>samefags
>lmao triggered?
really makes you think

But that's not him you faggot, that's me

>no class remotely like a holy paladin

welp guess i wont bother installing

>too shit to defend his spot

lmao

t. enraged emerald eyes

Get a noose and end yourself, avatarfag.

>40 dollars for working area-loot
Bruh it's just convenience. :^) Play the game without it. :^) Game isn't P2W at all. :^)
Calm down faglord.

To bait you into this response.

>valkyrie

Wait, who's yelling at who

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kys avatarfag, nobody cares about your retarded cuck drama

can valkyrie heal? I checked the class discription and there was no mention of healing

>up in arms at being called the low quality posting degenerates that you are
Pottery.

$200 have been withdrawn from your account

Friendly reminder to tell avatarfags to kill themselves.

it's not a huge heal but yes

Why do wish death upon each other?

Mhm.

Nigger, don't talk shit about my korean waifu simulator, If you don't like it leave or git gud.

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you'd look beautiful with a noose around your neck

My waifus.

That must've been a quick ss. I don't think I ever idle by Heidel stables.