/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

I can see that the panel is going be 80% Jenkins speaking like 500 words a minute

has someone invented a device that mutes the stream automatically whenever nahaz is talking or do i have to do it manually?

2.5k shitter here should i pay for gameleap?

i think ive fallen in love with that streamer ephey
im not sure if its depression or something else, but the only things that make me happy are her stream and watching my esports team win

Who is this QT 3.14???!!!
I NEED A NAME

Wait why is there a summit and a TI going on

lmao

>It is a Nahaz talks about invites as if Valve haven't decided the 4 invites already panel

That's Jenkins of tier 3 NA team Red

LD has grown powerful

Why is Theeban a totally different indian man every time he appears? Do they seriously think we can't notice?

>Timado
>16
he looks 30

when do /ourguys/ EG play?

eg havent been our guys ever faggot

OG are our guys

did someone say holograms?

Does NA really not play snooker

He has different incarnations like Hindu gods (Vishnu)

>Snooker (UK: /ˈsnuːkər/, US: /ˈsnʊkər/)[2][3] is a cue sport which originated in India in the latter half of the 19th century
???

>go 2-1 in group stage
>start in lower bracket because 3way tie, 3 way tie again in tiebreaker and lose on time rating
I've moaned about GSL stages but I have a newfound appreciation for them

fuck off to reddit, fucking lelouch

1.Ritsu
2.sumaiL
3.Universe
4.Yapzor
5.1437
This is the strongest possible team in DotA
Stay mad wh*te cucks

The stream quality is so bad. How does moonduck keep getting away with it?

About how much would the rare brood immortal be marketed for in september?

Follow him there pakiover

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SHEEVER EAT YOUR HEART OUT
I HAVE A NEW WAIFU!

>he actually couldnt think of a good, nonwhite carry
lol

nudes when

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i wanted to say eg arent our boys either, but the system thought i was spamming

>posting in the old thread
who's the retard now

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>booths get english
>stream in chinese
really scrambles my neurons

he'd look really good dressed as a girl...

Why is razor being picked again? the hero is still the 4th worst hero in the game and has been 6.82

MOMMY

Can someone post the Kelly tweet she shits on Alliance after loda leaves?

For some reason pros like to pretend razor is good whenever TI rolls around

>english casting being broadcast at the event
>stream is in chinese

RAZOR IS GOOD. IT'S THE PLAYERS THAT ARE BAD.

>guy doesn't know anything
>girl is a diversity pick
>chinese servers
yea i think i'm going to give this match a skip, australia will win anyway

China not even once

is the audio getting quieter and quieter or am i going deaf?

I missed the summit
any good games?

There is also Mouz vs Happy Feet going on here

twitch
.tv/moonducktv2

>BO1 elimination match
>loser doesn't even get to be on the main stage

Am I crazy or does the volume keep getting lower by the minute
what is this broadcast

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There's a typhoon in chinkland iirc

>afford booths, live stadium, live casters
>this

thanks senpai

SamH winning his lan

Why are the offsite casters so much better than the onsite ones?

I just checked the schedule and it's 2 BO1s simultaneously then two BO3s simultaneously an hour later what the FUCK

I know they had to compress things yesterday because they lost a day but it should be fine now, why have the whole day's games in a 3 hour space?

elder titan got picked up 2 times in dc vs secret, bulba is early game god

>implying this isn't just a money laundering cover

No planet odd game today?

>mouz don't even get to play on the mainstage

Calling it here if TNC can somehow win Galaxy Memes they will bet the SEA invite to TI

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>no My Wife's Daughter at TI7

How the fuck am I going to live with this?

Newbee and Secret are going to win in their respective tournament. It's so painfully obvious at this point.

where's pimpfaggots production enhancements? zyori couldn't even get his own obs?

This is probably the worst lan I've seen since Nanyang if anyone remembers that shitshow

how does one become a dotard?

men lie

TnC be like: "we'll show you time rating motherfuckers"

women lie

I can't fix you.

children lie

dogs lie

play at least once a day, forever.
read reddit
watch D I G I T A L S P O R T S

>TnC's lineup doesnt even hit buildings that well
>Lina
>Sven
>LC
>NS
Basskipdoto

humans lie

is this true dotards?

is this how i become like you?

BUT STATS

DON'T

LAY

did mouz win?

DOWN

I want Luna to ____ in my mouth

Poor Timado.

i mean mostly you just watch a lot of anime, but only for the purposes of getting better at dota the two.

S-it

TO

SHIT

LETS HAVE A COSPLAY CONTEST INSTEAD OF HAVING GAMES ON THE MAIN STAGE

Do you prefer watching e-sports and shitpost or play the game?

I watch Dota 2 esports and play other games.

if you have small tits you should not be allowed to cosplay Lina.

I haven't played this garbage for 3 years now. Online games a shit

Esports and shitposting master race