You have 12 seconds to explain why you haven't bought a new car with every single option on it yet

You have 12 seconds to explain why you haven't bought a new car with every single option on it yet.

Can't afford it.

Because I don't like new cars. I'd rather have an old car with every single option. Cheaper and more unique.

some options i just plain don't want
such as leather.

leather sucks. its too hot in summer and its stiff and hard in winter

what the fuck is that grille that can't be on a production vehicle

im 8

>not paying nearly 42 thousand dollars for an accord

Get on my fucking level scrub.

It's detachable.

Poorfag working for $11/hr and in college

Why haven't you ordered a bike with every option?