/hsg/ - Hearthstone General

it'll probably be a gnome or slutty succubus

>Prefer Valeera's portrait
>But love Maiev's voice

damn

>slutty succubus
time to save for a warlock deck

>getting counter queued at rank 7 because of how dead the game is

>Warlock
>Un'goro

Oh doho

Maiev should be reserved to dirty quest rogue decks I've learned to associate her with.
Valeera is pure and should be played only with miracle.

It seems like everyone else is doing that too, quest shitters are always Maiev.

>still no vanessa vancleef rogue skin

what the fuck did blizzard mean by this

Trifling Gnome!

Medivh is both an alternate hero and a card so..

>embracing the nigger ways as anduin

>Dingleberries! My favorite...

Holy shit that's fucking nasty HS raises kids to like scat.

Not running FOR THE WARFOR HELLSCREAM

Literally just tempo warrior without Fierce Monkey.

the infections they'll get from playing around with poop young will harden their resistances in a world where drugs are becoming less effective

so sniff my cunny loser

TRY ONE!

Good god, why do all the turtles sounds so fucking dopey

Anons go vote in SV for which leader you'd like to see next

uther

Crystal rogue il literally the reason why hearthstone is dying right now
no one wants to play against this 62% global winrate bullshit

Only loli version

Who exactly is Hearthstone's target audience with things like that?

Kids dont play hearthstone, they dont have the money.

Do they thing the 20something with disposable income enjoys "DINGLEBERRIES MY FAVOURITE"

Like its all cutesy like Barney the dinosaur. Whats the aim?

leave the beard and a hammer and I can play that

>there's a 30% chance to auto lose when you queue as anything midrange-control because quest rogue exists

>Kripp posts his shitty druid deck
>ruins ladder even more
I want to kill that turkroach retard

stop fucking emoting in the tavern brawl because of your random cards you cunts

reminder that stonehill will exist for the next 2 years

60 days until the next expansion user, start saving your gold and dust!

i'd rather sniff a dead horse

I got 4k, that's what I usually go with for 1 guaranteed legendary that I meme with 1st week, viable or not.

vote cudgel and beast dom

>get to rank 11
>go down to 20 in 3 days
I fucking hate this game.

sure thing buddy

>take feedback that trogg golem was too much
>put in 1 drop murloc into 2 drop murloc into 3 drop murloc into 4 drop board adapt

what did they mean by this

emote back, it's more fun that way

>enemy innervates fledgling
>dont draw removal
>gets windfury and cant be targeted by spells
very nice design blizzard, boy am I enjoying playing this game

tar creep

>Vicious Fledgling
>Crystal core
>Stonehill
>Tarim
this game is fucked beyond repair. It's not fun anymore
>tfw you will never live the Naxx goldenage ever again

>Next patch comes with next expansion
>they nerf some cards from the basic set again because they're "overpowered"
>quest rougue and fledgling will be taken care of when they get moved to wild!

>trying to get a winstreak going in the rock scissors paper meta

Friendly reminder that

>Cards that did literally nothing wrong
Caverns Below
Primordial Glyph

>Real cancer
Spikeridged steed
Stonehill Defender

caverns is a necessary evil

glyph would be fine at 3 mana

>coin arcanologist, turn 2 arcanologist

Glyph would be better if its mana cost was upped or the spell reduction was reduced. Either one would make it better.

Steed is fucked though.

>Rogue uses all of his fucking hand to make a 10/10 edwin
>Silence it with Spellbreaker and kill it
>*Your opponent left*

I'm at 5500g right now, should be able to get at least 10000g when the expansion hits

>watching LITERALLY anyone other than /OurGuy/
why? you don't ACTUALLY watch Hearthstone streams for the game play, do you? lmao what a tryhard xDD

>waiting for lethal with flare in hand
>get lethal
>counterspell created by randomrandomrandomrandom
>lose

>play around double fireball
>lose to fireball+pyroblast

>play around vaporize created by randomrandomrandomrandom
>lose to spellbender created by randomrandomrandomrandom

>play around meteor
>lose to three meteors created by randomrandomrandomrandom

>tarim
>tarim
>tarim
>tirion

>tirion
>tirion
>tirion
>tarim

>tarim
>tarim
>tirion
>tirion

>tirion
>tarim
>tirion
>tarim

>tarim
>tirion
>tarim
>tirion

Well, now I have one story to tell, and that story is: "this game is garbage"

>glyph would be fine at 3 mana
the discount is still bullshit. you're still being rewarded for discovering a spell you didnt have in your deck. 5 mana flamestrike on curve is not cool

DUDE
JUST PLAY EATER OF SECRETS
LMAO

DUDE
JUST KILL THE PALADIN BEFORE HE DISCOVERS TIRION
LMAO

alrighty then

just steal all of their cards

yeah actually i think another way to potentiall solve the problem is, what if instead of adding it to your hand, it shuffles it into your deck? i guess it would just piss opponents off even more because it makes the mage seem even more lucky if they top deck it next turn when they need it, but it objectively nerfs the card at least

>It's your turn bro
>T-Thanks

>not playing around 8/7 of stats on turn 1

>*silliness intensifies*

>4:3 monitor

>2 wins in a row with zoolock at 5

>have quest to play 50 shaman cards so i throw together a shitty deck with no intent to win
>go into casual mode
>taunt warrior
>jade druid

what's next?

why are these cunts playing meta meme netdecks in casual mode

>Warriors always have war axe in opening hand
>Rogues always have a backstab in opening hand
>Paladin always discover Tirion with Stonehill
am I forgetting anything?

It's balanced because if you had a counter to that he would've lost because he had an empty hand!

Just think of all the 2-mana counters available that could have saved you there!

primordial glyph
token druid having combo
taunt warrior always having a taunt on curve/control in hand

mage feels it always has the right answer. you cant take risks

Easy gold coupled with the chance to meet people like you

crystal rogues complete their quest on turn 4 about 95% of the time

Zoolock isn't as bad as people think it is.
The problem with Zoo is that it even though it can consistently win against decks that are weak to aggro, Zoo itself is weak to the other current aggro decks, which makes it a really bad choice to play on ladder, resulting in it's non-existing representation on ladder.

>Druid is getting Hamuul
source?

m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=lXVGbFAqww8

Th-thanks

soe doesn't look half as qt as she did in dota 2

>Druid is getting Hamuul
time to roll druid

looks like you put him on tilt

>is someone injured always drops on 1

tournament strategy is a whole different world to ladder

where to people go to learn about it short of word of mouth?

>It's a "Mage Pulls both Mana Wyrms and a shitload of spells by turn 3" episode

>mana wyrm, coin, kabal lackey, counterspell
>draw frostbolt

every single fucking time
Mage is so unfun to play against, I would legitimately rather drink bleach

JUST PLAY AROUND IT LELE

HOW DO U NOT PLAY FOR THAT LEL

GOOTE GEET GOODE

Nothing is fun to play against
HS is not a fun game anymore
only arena would be good still, but it's fucking 150g a run

I honestly dont mind playing against most decks but every time I see a Mage I consider just instantly conceding

>guide to legend with my OC deck!
>it's just a meta deck with one different card swapped in

It's been almost 2 months now, the meta's pretty much solidified.

I'm convinced that Abomination is a great card for quest warrior. It works so well against all the wide boards.

uhh i'm not seeing him on the chart though??

Quest Warrior usually uses whirlwind/Ravaged Ghoul/Sleep with the Fishes/Primordial Drake/Brawl to deal with wide boards.

>most wide board decks have a lot of 3+ health minions
>it's not a battlecry therefore you give your opponent a chance to outskill you
>5 mana, when cheaper taunt minions do the job of clearing better by forcing unfavorable trades

I only watch Day9

>wowhobbs

he is everyone's guy

Discuss the problem that's going on here, I felt guilty
Is this deck even more cancerous than pirate warrior?

Elemental eating crab when

when you high roll with druid it ends games

Miracle rogue is the most honest deck