/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

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*dabs*

t-thanks

>ebenezer scrooge is given a warning by his deceased business partner jacob marley

I don't play any more but I'll never not love my parrot.

>there are people in this thread who don't manually sort their backpacks

I don't take this game seriously

Threadly reminder to get a job.

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Quickplay does nothing to bolster community server numbers long term.

What's everyone's opinion on this list of youtubers?

FUNKe
Uncle Dane
Soundsmith
Zenomite
Max Box
ArraySeven
King Raja

I don't think that's reasonable if you have more than 1000 items in your bag.

Actually it's more important than ever that you actually keep track of where stuff that's yours is and where stuff you don't give two shits about is.

subpar
shit
attention whore
who
literally who
mains a submissive bitch class
retarded spic who thinks reserve shooter is overpowered

If you sort by type, everything not shit just gets thrown to the end of your bag and it's easy enough to keep track of. Manual sorting isn't necessary.

I have a near full inventory and I hand sorted it all. Took me less than an hour.

I auto sorted it and it took ~5 seconds, what's your point? I can locate anything in my bag easily and there's a fucking search bar.

>FUNKe
Really good at impersonating of ster.
Have a girlfriend so not /ourguy/.
>Uncle Dane
Our God and Saviour.
>Soundsmith
>Zenomite
who.ru
>Max Box
Boring homosexual.
>ArraySeven
I just not interested in watching pub medick gameplay.
>King Raja
Dramaking and washed up fat shitskin.

It doesn't really matter how much it's worth, I don't want to get rid of my last _____ weapon, some of my weapons I have one for each class that uses it with a different killstreak, and I want to keep my collection unusuals distinct from the unusuals I'm willing to sell right now. Just because my collection is worth a bit doesn't mean I want to sell it, just because a weapon is largely worthless doesn't mean I don't want to have that option open.

Funny but inconsistent schedule
meme man of funny content
who
literally who
intentional decision
what's a support beam?
tried to ride the reddit fame with a shit gimmick that got stale quicker than the C&D drain , then come out to be a bitch nigga who was in only for the money and didn't give a shit about the game or the community

Shitposter
p fly
Self aware h*ckposter
More jaded than Chinese jewelry
Furfag
Shitposter who's lost his touch
King Faggot

Normie
/ourguy/
who
annoying prick
who
fag
who

>/ourguy/ is an engie main

CUTE!
Meh
Who?
Based Intro, videos are meh
Who?
Top 3 of the most based yters overall

imagine maining engineer

imagine maining soldier, heavy, medic or spy

imagine maining anything but pyro

lol, i lied

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Imagining being such a cuck that you have to main pyro.

Imagine getting mowed down by ra-ra-rasputin manly man wielding a shotgun why your pathetic little legs try and 'ambush' me.

I don't know him
[frontier justice intensifies] i like him a lot
Hat stereotype were cool and the man too so i"m stll suscribed
I like him
Meh
Handsome jack is a gud medic main
I don't watch him

>Tokens for organizing
my boner

So it's just an autism thing?

*unzips reserve shooter*
*kills you before you can spin up*

also pyro is the only class who doesn't skip leg day and heavy is the definition of a leglet

How filthy is your room user? Your mother old you she would stop paying for internet if you don't do it

It's clean and I don't live with my parents. Next time just say yes.

>wearing a baggy suit means you don't skip leg day
Nigga, don't wear skintight anything, unless it's undergarments or cotton clothing. Chafing is hell, and getting it in the middle of a fight is worse.

>will probably miss, even with heavy's sluggish movement speed with my godlike ad strafing.
>can't minicrit me since you can't ambush me to pop me up in the air.
>will probably get two clean meatshots before you even pull out your peashooter.

LMAO.
Are pyro mains really this insecure?

Heavy laughs at literal baby men.

I sort my inventory by date.

I haven't watched a single video by any of these, but they all sound like faggots to me. Why bother watching some unfunny meme men when I can hop in-game and FRAG for my TF2 fix?

>classes not sorted by the order they appear in selection screen
>hats lying around randomly
>random unused spaces in inventory
>using up 10% of your backpack for tokens
>not organizing by primary, secondary, melee, then hats

4/10 see me after class

>FUNKe
Falling for Overbotch meme. In consistent schedule on TF2 material.
>Uncle Dane
Savior of TF2, videos have a long delay between each other but a good watch nonetheless.
>Soundsmith
who? Just people go "omg a youtuber" in pub games and that's it, he has no impact so far.
>Zenomite
rebellious shitstain that no one gives a damn about
>Max Box
another who? a Pyro main?
>ArraySeven
Trying to get better lately, he can be pretty solid later on. For now he's getting there.
>King Raja
bitchqueen dramawhore, publing gameplay. Jealous of Delfy, Matpat and SiN may be list is even longer

imagine using shotgun on a guy who moves at 230 hammer units per second and already has what is effectively a rapid fire shotgun

shotgun heavy is only kinda viable for camping chokepoints where the enemy is forced to walk into you and spinning up would put you in harm's way

Yea..YEA!

Hey guys, instead of watching a television show meant for entertainment, why not actually go out and MAKE our own television show?

I mean, it's not like we're allowed to have something to watch for entertainment.

Cmon guys, why bother watching something if we could do it ourselves?!

Imagine being this insecure about your shotgun aim.

I organized by best class to worst class.
Moved some hats I don't wear anymore to an alt, haven't reorganized since.
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Not meaningfully different from H P S M

10/10 made me respond

imagine not having an argument

Imagine not compensating for your sluggish movement speed with your shotgun aim.

Imagine going stuttering inrl while you try to respond to a post.

the pain train can be used by all classes except scout and spy, what changes?

>MaxBox is a who
How new must you be?

i thought it was funny and #relatable especially the you can't run away from your problems part

dude like who remembers lmaobox anymore amright

remember when the liberty launcher was a crutch

This post is so dumb I can't help but give you a (You). Spend it wisely, kid.

it still is

>muh crutches

but it's so bad it doesn't even make new players better, it just makes everyone worse

>Shitter soldier tells me I'm using a crutch.
>''Oh he must be talking about my Frontier Justice.''
>Can use both stock and fj pretty fairly, since I know their downsides and upsides. As well as switch between the two in the right situations.
>''Why are you calling it a crutch? FJ isn't a crutch.''
>''I was talking about the gunslinger.''

Is crutch another word to use when you're getting shit on by a weapon YOU don't like?

I tried to get a decent respond out of him since I enjoy a good civil argument but alas to no avail, he stayed silent.

It's honestly pissing me off.

reminder loch n load isn't a crutch because it has a longer range and can literally hit things stock could not, therefore raising demoman's skill ceiling

reminder reserve shooter isn't a crutch because the faster switch speed lets you frag twice as fast whether you use it with soldier or pyro and also raises the skill ceiling of both

crutch ≠ something even good players do better with

I like your parrot too

loch is a crutch because it's easy as pie to aim and you're losing rollers and a fourth pill

reserve shooter is just overpowered (on pyro)

Daily reminder that the iron bomber is a crutch.

>dead ringer now fully drains if you uncloak early
>dead ringer now slowly loses charge as it's held out, even while uncloaked (so holding it out as a passive damage shield will give you a shorter cloak when you eventually get hit)
>you still need to get back to full charge before you can try to feign again
now the dead ringer isn't a spammable damage shield

>Overpowered on Pyro.

How? Pyro is already a shit class in terms of damage.

All he can really do is ''ambush'' people with his stupid flame thrower. If the enemy team isn't braindead, he's nearly useless.

I think the RS is fine on pyro. If it were to crit then yes, I would say it's a bit powerful but as it stands right now, I would say it's one of the weapons that makes pyro bearable to play.

>Nerfing the weakest class in-game
Just fucking shoot the spy.

it's a stunlock combo that can 2hit most classes, and it's too easy for how effective it is. pyro can be fun without using the easiest combo gimmick

>shoot spy
>BZZZZZZT 2 seconds later
>follow death scream sound
>shoot spy again
>they already have full cloak from the mindless goon they just stabbed
>they've now speedboosted too far away for me to effectively track

>Class that punishes your team for being bad should be nerfed because your team is bad
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

>nerfing one weapon nerfs the entire class
you know there's two other cloaks, right?

where is this pls

>stunlock
Wow, you really don't play many games do you?

the problem with the deadringer is that it wastes everybody's time
the spy's time because now he has to look for ammo boxes to refill his cloak
the enemy team because they constantly have to hunt him down every time he BBBRBRRRPRPRPPPPTTPTPTTTTTs
and the allied team because they have a spy that isnt achieving anything

its removal could only benefit everyone
>spies suddenly have to learn how to be sneaky and have a surprise factor
>enemy team now cant predict him anymore, having to stay cautious instead of seeking out missing ammo boxes
>allied team now has a spy that at least does something

And you'll complain about them as well once you realize the DR isn't the only thing in spy's arsenal that punishes bad teams.

after using the reserve shooter myself, I don't see how it's overpowered.

You can do the exact same FUCKING thing with the shotgun.

Usually the shotgun is better in most cases because of the clip size, since it doesn't leave you stranded on shit island without a boat when you need more than 4 shots.

If anything the air blast is the thing that is 'overpowered' about the pyro. Even then, why play pyro? He's not reliable at the slightest unless spies are raping your team.

pretty sure the only thing that triggers people about the reserve shooter is the sound mini crits make when they hit you at this point

Reserve shitter has free minicrits, and that's the main complaint. Remove it from the pyro class, it has no business being there in the first place.

Its basically a shotgun with free minicrits on the pyro. Its too much reward for not enough effort. Also
>he thinks Pyro counters Spy
Why even bother trying to tell people off when you have less than 100 hours?

>there are people who dislike the direct hit
explain you'reselves

only having 4 shots isnt actually a downside when you're getting 35% more shot with each shot. It just about evens out.

>muh mini crits complaints

If you let pyro get close to you in the first place, he should deserve those mini crits.

He's given the name ambush class for a reason. His damage long range is pitiful with flares. His damage medium range on shotgun can easily match any other class with a shotty.

His only other option is to get up close and personal, which he does excel at. Thus, should get rewarded if he manages to get behind you.

I played pyro and he's very shitty, even with the RS. I would rather play scout.

i'd like it a lot more if the viewmodel didnt take up half my screen

reskin where

>Hating on the best rocket launcher.
I would never.
>He doesn't use mini view models
Rather disgusting to be quite honest with you family.

>tfw no direct hit reskins
>bad box gets two reskins
>black cox will probably get decorated versions too

i do but it's still too thicc

>viewmodels
>mfw

Just imagine it being your big blocky cock.

That's what I do.

>pretty sure the only thing that triggers people about the reserve shooter is the sound mini crits make when they hit you at this point
the point i was trying to get across was that the problem people have with rs isn't actually that it's too strong or whatever, it is that getting hit by minicrits feels much worse than by regular shots
the loud ass sounds in combination with the already infuriating airblast stun make for an extremely infuriating combo, there is probably some pre nerf reserve shooter ptsd mixed in too

new weapon idea:

the big gun for heavy
>fires more bullets

>lose one round into the match
>team clearly wasn't trying even then because "muh teams are stacked"
>wow i wish conga wasn't banned or we should just stay in spawn and conga XD
defeatist cunts, we could still win but only if everyone didn't give up

new weapon idea

the big bomb for demoman
>shoots one really big sticky instead of several smaller ones

Not to be confused with "Heavy main"

Give it no random crits

wow which should I watch?

>Top one is a shitty GURL GAYMMER
>Bottom one is actual ultiduo
>No B4nny

Juts close it