How does Veeky Forums hold the wheel when they're crusing?

How does Veeky Forums hold the wheel when they're crusing?

>fat kid
>wires hanging down near the peddles
>dirt and shit everywhere
>20+ year old rust box


oi vey

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Why do old cars have to be dirty? Fucking clean your interior. Atleast vacuum it if nothing else.

Says the guy with no wheel. Go do a kickflip Felipe

Will do, truck isn't that bad. Just needs the floors vacuumed.

Based dentside. Heres mine almost done

Normally one hand on the bottom of the wheel

This.
Bonus points if you pinch the bottom and only steer with your finger and thumb so you can rest your hand your leg.

I'm really this lazy when cruising, I only 2 hand when I'm tryna go hard.

Exactly like this. Nice Ford. I'm a bit jelly, my buddy just picked up a '90 f250 4x4 with a 460 and 5 speed.

chad manhandle vs OP's virgin touch

left hand on the top of the wheel , right hand on my lap

left hand lower corner
left hand upper corner
sometimes alternate the right

Left arm on the window sill and left had on the left side of the wheel. Right arm on the center console arm rest and right hand on the shift knob.

At 9 and 3...
how else ?

6 o'clock thumb and forefinger

I let Jesus take it

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dad?

Go to sleep son.

This is my favorite position.

This.

Knee at 6.

9 and 3 if I'm doing dangerous shit or turning a lot.

Otherwise, left hand wherever, right hand just touching 4 or 5 while my arm sits on the console armrest. Just trying to sit as relaxed as possible, it's important for me to have a car that'll let my arm rest while I hold the wheel.

left on 6

9 and 3 like any other time I'm driving

The Virgin Drive
>holds wheel firmly with both hands for maximum control
>uses power steering for his sensitive, weak hands
>automatic
>5-star safety rated minivan even though he will never use all that extra space
>always goes 5 below the limit
>slows down for speed bumps
>cautiously checks blind spots

The Chad Cruise
>has never touched a steering wheel in his life; has holes in the floor which he uses to kick the wheels in the direction he wants
>changes gears manually with his fingers inside the transmission
>deliberately gets the most dangerous car money can buy knowing full well he will get splattered across the pavement in even a minor accident
>always goes way below the speed limit to piss people off; people love him for it
>speeds up for every speed bump, aims for only the deepest potholes
>has never heard of a "blind spot"

What the fuck am I looking at

i dont

2 and 7

That's not weird, right?

>fat
>underage b&
>autism shoes
>exposed wires
>car hasn't been washed inside or out since 1980

Well I was feeling pretty bad about myself but at least im doing better than you op, thanks for making me feel better.

Whoa kit kat, your buddy just picked up a '90 f250 4x4 with a 460 and 5 speed??

That's SO cool!! Thanks for sharing!

Trucks are a good thing boyo

I mean I guess.
But who cares what some dude some other dude on the internet wrote about one time?

Kek

man I hate when people respond to someone's response to something I posted, so it looks like it's actually me replying

happens like every single fucking time I post in a thread, makes me want to hang myself

what I would've said is kys you child, is it that hard not to stick your fingers in the fucking frame

and yes it's about as cringy as the "what cool cars have you seen lately" threads

>Fingers in the frame
What?

And I don't care if you have seen an Audi testarossa with a fiero bodykit, people with old trucks make me happy.

>Fingers in the frame
What?

think outside the box for a minute you fucking dunce

I'll just let you continue your sperg, it's more fun tee bee aych.

>haha I'm totally not retarded keep sperging out LOL TRIGGERED XD

have you figured it out yet? it's a real fuckin riddle

I guess I have to remember I'm talking to a likely overweight neckbeard who bought a fucking fiat 500 from mike turd

>I'm so assblasted I'm going to continue sperging
Here this might help

wow u sure got me kit kuck

I'm so PISSED

your finger is in both the shitty photographs you posted ;)

You looked at the mushroom madness rx7.

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8*

Wow, somebody is mad.

What's it like to live with all that anger? Does everything trigger you this easily?

Jesús take the wheel

left elbow on the armrest holding the wheel, right arm on the center armrest doing nothing unless shifting

doesn't sand get stuck in his mouth things?

9 and/or 3. Usually 9, but sometimes I like to hang my arm out the window (have to be on the highway though, otherwise it just gets annoying trying to shift constantly).

I do that most of the time desu

But it's an rx8

I already corrected myself earlier spook.
Here.
At a car art gallery near my uni I thought it'd piss off some dorito bois on here so took a pic.

around 4:30 or 1:15

What kind of cake is that?