/twg/ Total War General

im getting too old for video games

this

same as warhammer 1 really.

>tfw hundreds of turns into a Legendary Domination Shogun 2 Master of Strategy campaign as Shimazu and I'm still barely into Honshu
Holy fuck this is hard

It's not out yet so I can't formulate an opinion

shit animations, shit graphics, broken promises, widespread lore rape, a refusal to add flavour to the setting, lazy voice acting...a slightly above average Creative Assembly game. 7/10

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>mobilise Franz army to protect against Brettonia
>want to check if I have any heroes to recruit
>game crashes
OhJoySextoy.com

Jews serve Tzeentch, not the Lady.

I most excited for campaign and not for battles, so i want to believe it's going to be good

>Lizardmemes
gotta go back

That's like, the complete opposite of Warhammer, so I don't know what your mentality is

Might as well go play Warhammer for Dominions 4

Mediocre

It's not out.

G O B L I N S

>Nagash still not announced

THUNDERERRRRRRS

We play vs /fgog/ after this.

smashcast.tv/th
e4chancup

Ye but Dominions 4 UI sucks ass

Nagash was weak, why do you care?

Nagash was weak, Nagash was a fool

What are the odds warhammer 1 goes on sale during the steam summer sale? think I can snag it for less than 20 bucks?

>Two Empire children sat at a breakfast table
>"Ugh, not boring oats AGAIN"
>"BORING BREAKFAST? THAT WOULD INCUR MY WRATH!"
>Chaos Chariot smashes through wall
>Surtha Ek somersaults into the room with a basketball
>Guitar riff
>Camera pans to children's amazed faces
>"Woah! It's Surtha Ek!"
>Spinning ball on his finger
>"True Champions always wake up to a bowl of Marauder Horseflakes™!"
>Hoops basketball
>Slams cereal pack on table
>"Fortified with iron, vitamins and (Throwing Axes), there's no better way to start your day!"
>Surtha Ek crushes an alarm clock in his fist, cheering kids on either side of him
>"SAY GOODBYE TO ASININE MORNINGS!"
>"Marauder Horseflakes™! So great, they're beyond your comprehension!"

look at this dude

>28 ▶
>What are the odds warhammer 1 goes on sal
prtty hiugh
not sure about 50% tho

>mfw I was clicking random shit at steady 18 fps

Probably not buying it on launch

>What are the odds warhammer 1 goes on sale during the steam summer sale?

Probably.

>think I can snag it for less than 20 bucks?

Top kek. You're better off looking at key sites.

>battles
I predict the battles to be the same as warhammer 1

It's looking grim, every time a dev is asked about any of the main complains about TWW:1, they dodge the bullets like Neo, while what we are seeing points to the over the top anime jumps being the norm

Some amazing improvements tho, Dragon breathing looks rad as fuck, and the models look as good as ever (besides the shitty elven colors)

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sensible_chuckle.jpg

That's definitely deserve a (you)

>while what we are seeing points to the over the top anime jumps being the norm
wait what? I haven't seen that at all. if anything it seems like they're tuned it down.

You need to work BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION in there some how but otherwise I chuckled.

Literally the last line dude.

THIS INCURS MY LAUGH

How do I set that my regular campaign has huge troop counts and not medium?

>tfw user's post is beyond gobbo's comprehension

Ignore me then I can't read

Goblin Dabbing

Let's get some hot, heavy, uncensored opinions up in this thread. Rate all the Total Wars you've played, best to worst. Include mods if you wanna.

Shogun 2 > Warhammer 1 > Rome 1 > Barbarian Invasion > Medieval 2 > Kingdoms > Napoleon > Empire > Alexander

The lizardmen quest battle, halberds are being chucked and thrusted as if they were spears. You can also see the "lizardmen jumps and chucks spear" animation multiple times

Also, Master Swordsmen moving like Greatswords screams lazyness

Tho all of this is subject to change until release, hopefully...

Shogun 2 = Fall of the Samurai > Rome 1 > Medieval 2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Empire

I'm poor. Mods would be Stainless Steel and Master of Strategy. Darthmod can fuck himself

Why is the /twg/ team made up of skeletons?

Is there a mod out there that removes every single map that is 90% dominated by fucking forest? The worst possible maps ever.

>Can't see shit
>Artillery, Cav, and Missiles rendered basically useless
>Always have dipshit hills and other retarded terrain

Makes me fear for what Lustria maps will look like.

Is there footage of the E3 quest battle played by someone competent that doesn't have sweaty fat nerd sperg narrating his retarded impressions and speculation the whole time?

Attila > Shogun 2 > Warhammer >Medieval 2 > Empire/Napolean > Rome2

>halberds are being chucked and thrusted as if they were spears.
wonder is it works like that for the BotEt mod

Reminder that this is a Fantasy General

Reminder that fantasy = mediocrity so far

Who's the worst total war youtuber?

The one you like the most.

everyone is made up of skeletons

Hmm really decent option you here there user, but check my

Atilla > Shogun 2 > FotS > Warhammer > Rome 1 > BI > Kingdoms > Rome 2 > Napoleon > Vanilla Med 2 > Empire > Med 1 > Shogun 1 >>>>> Alexander

Arch

and armorsluts

Rome2 DeI = Attila > FotS > Shogun 2 = warhammer 1 > Medieval 2/Kingdoms > Rome 1 > Napoleon > Empire > Rome2

Or something like that, going mostly off playtime and recent memory.

milk&cookies TW

I just hate his username, makes me want to hit him

Arch, Legend, Lionheartx amd Prince of manlets

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those faggots who spam the site with massive clusterfuck battles

legend of autism

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arch or legend

third is lionheart, i cant stand the guy but atleast he isnt arch/legend tier.

Franz was quick to make vengeance for the death of Rupert Taalson

that graphic makes it sound like the skele rapes you

Fucked that up with changes, could have hung on for that win, sorry all. We go again on Sunday. I'll probably want to step down from frontline managing after this cup so if anyone is interested in helping /twg/, I can give you my details

Because I don't have an aesthetics guy it was that or everyone having a card head, which looks pretty bad and was complained about last time. I thought about the best generic model I could reasonably ask for and it was just skellies

literally who?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

youtube.com/watch?v=W3h95GetPDs

Well there is a skeleton inside of me right now and I didn't give my consent so yeah, it's rape shitlord.

attila > bellum crucis (med2) > empire > warhammer > FOTS > nappy > s2 > r2

A small timer who recently gained some traction. His stuff is alright primarily focuses on news and lore. Fair criticisms would include not that much gameplay content compared to others and holy hell those lore vids are garaunteed over an hour but you do learn things. Especially minor factions, the dude just dumps anything you can know about them.

>12 october

Damn it feels like we meme about this trailer just yesterday...

>a quarter of a million views
that's pretty good for a niche series

I'm starting to have second thoughts about my armies "No Elves" policy.

>widespread lore rape
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Oh jolly.

A decidedly temporary peace with perfidious Anmyr is needed.

So how exactly am I meant to beat brettonia in field battles

halberds, that hold the line ability that gives massive charge resistance, knights of your own, artillery

>No faith
>No steel
>No gunpowder

Nigga, you have to go back

Medieval 2 > Attilla > Rome 2 > Shogun 2 > Napoleon > poopspammer: total siege

Fug

niqqa I have none of those yet

Feral Dinosaurs I'd guess

don't worry, they will ignore you while they march to the Oak IIRC

You can literally place an army in ambush stance in that path and wipe them out one by one

And Morghur decides to stand and against two stacks worth of enemies, to my mild surprise.

Really? Huh. Sounds a bit cheap though.

I'm going to be dominated by a best elf!

It has become the Assassin's creed of strategy game.

so is WE a normie meme now?

Yeah, it propagated quickly through /pol/.