/owg/ - Overwatch General

Here comes T.Racer!

I want to bang those bongos!

What can we do about the Genji menace?

Friending!

I want to bury my face in those bongos

Who knows

Seducing

Open a carwash

Toastboy literally confirmed by Kaplan himself

feeding ults.

This skin is so fucking stupid and anyone who likes it is reddit

inb4 mad because you don't have it, I have every anniversary skin and this one is easily the shittiest.

Being trashed

*blocks your path*

>6v6 elimination lockout
>2-0
>pick soldier
>enemy team has pharmercy, try poking away at them but can't kill them
>end up running indoors and trying to kill other people instead
>we lose
>someone starts screaming at me non stop for the rest of the game
>feel miserable

This is why I exclusively play supports

Ah yes, the good old "anything popular is reddit".

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I know your pain

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Healing and love!

Good heavens, look at the time, love

Cheerio

>enemy has 2 minutes left after their attack on Route 66
>take DPS from our Pharah, who goes heals
>barely able to finish the second and last points in OT
>get held at the gas station on second attack
>our comp for defense is Torb, Mei, Mercy, Zen, D.va, and Hog
>I'm constantly contesting with iceblock and wall
>Winston solo ults me just to try to push me off
>Torb turret in the back so they either have to rush it or just let it shoot them
>every time they push, either I blizzard or Torbjorn molten cores
>hold them at the corner for three minutes and win

t. mercy main

>one way or another everyone in this game has to be a straight cyborg or an amputee with enhancements

reminder to join the official discord
discord.gg/gEAT3dm

Why don't the Japanese put out more Overwatch doujins? I just want to see them put their degeneracy to work on Tracer, Widowmaker, Mei, D.Va, pretty much everyone really.

>Discord
kys yourself

no way that's legit, i refuse to believe that man isn't hacking unless some serious lag was going on.

Fire hero

Snipers

>what is soldier skin
>what is zarya skin
I like it, it's not over the top and retarded, plus it's something different from the rest of tracer skin. Kinda like the Lucio skin

Fareeha

Benzyn, the Arabian scientist support who utilizes Oasis's research into Ferrofluid
>M1: rapid fire slow-traveling ferro bullets that pulse in size along their trajectory
>M2: throw wave of fluid onto allies, eliminating stuns and debuffs like Ana's grenade. Short range, wide spread
>L-Shift: Fire a 3 meter wide line of ferrofluid that increases ally movement speed by 50% while in it and for up to 2 seconds after leaving the line
>E: coat an ally in ferrofluid that eliminates their cooldowns
>Passive: heals self while standing still
>Ult: Fluid fountain that covers LoS allies, increasing movement speed and halving cooldowns for allies in the area

Tasty Blueberry

Genji's realistically the only cyborg. Everyone else is some form of amputee.

They did this to say fuck wheelchairs.

Soldier's skin is fine. It grows on you. I think if he had his normal hair everyone would love it.

Thanks for making the stuff with her and Widow

Post yfw hear THEY HAVE A SHIELD GENERATOR

More like he flicks like retard and cherrypicks the clips where he actually hits something

Kaikoa, the Polynesian Tank Sniper
>M1: Fire harpoon that pierces through enemies, can't headshot
>M2: Fire shield triangulation pole (forms 2500 health shield in triangle formed between three poles. Poles have 50 health, breaking the shield destroys all three poles)
>E: destroy all poles
>L-Shift: transform weapon into giant bow. Harpoon arrows have no fail-off and carry hit enemies along their trajectory for half a second
>Ult: Throw harpoon that deals 50 damage and carries struck enemies along its entire trajectory, either until it exits map bounds or hits a wall, where it will deal 100 damage to pinned enemies

REMINDER THAT GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREES DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN

u wot

What, do you want them to start having Genji and Mercy hold hands?

I too, knew sadness, before I discovered anger and an irritated sense of superiority

They had, you mean?

>mfw i got this skin 4 times
>I hate playing Tracer

The fact that is orange ruin it for me. It also doesn't help that it look like they recycled the idea for hanzo or vice versa (both cyborg, same color palette)

i've got the feeling they've got a SHIEEEEEEEEEEEELD GENERATOR

It's the feet. That said I can finally give Immortal a rest.

>Play with teammates who are over 18
>Have a good time, everyone's chill
>Play with teammates who clearly haven't even hit puberty yet
>Constant mic spam and shitflinging

Mics should be as heavily guarded from minors as alcohol, honestly.

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Yeah if all the orange parts for Cyborg76 were blue instead it would be 10/10. And if Hanzo's orange bits were just gray.

oofff oo la la

I like both skins, the only thing that bugs me its the pants/robe looks so out of place with the cybernetics

Anubis is Pharah's best skin. Prove me wrong.

>symm turrets outside spawn door
>10 seconds into the game
>"They have a teleporter!"

I can't, you're absolutely right

> "NERF THIS "

Just another couple months until I can get all those summer games items rng didn't bless me with. Hopefully she gets a skin for Halloween.

>pick any country stereotype
>???
>hero

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But that's not Bedouin/Raptorion

Bedouin isn't even a good skin.

>bland as fuck black and yellow colour scheme
>helmet only protects her forehead
>there is no possible way for her to see through that helmet
>we want the dogfucker audience

This discord is the fucking worst, worst decision I ever made.

>destroy it by sneaking around
>pop up in time to join the team fight
Kept ya waiting, huh?

But it is. It's got a nice tribal aesthetic and no helmet hiding her beautifully sculpted face. Anubis is just black with a dog helmet.

>Grind non-stop over double xp weekend
>get angrier and angrier with people
>hate dumbshit teammates doing fucking nothing
I know why people lose their minds playing this game. Good thing I normally only play once a week

Science ape and autist tether beam

>in comp Oasis
>gengu rapes our ass two rounds
>one of our tanks switches to winston, a healer switches to sym
>pro gengu never switches
>we win
It's that simple

>bought soldier gold gun
>remember I play dps 1 out of 20 games because of instapick shitty junkrats and mccrees who think they're pretty good

Take it back

It was getting kinda ridiculous how her only other skin she got was that shit french summer games one before the uprising skin.

It's a bit disappointing but now that we've already got pre-blue out of the way I'm looking forward to whatever they do next. Of course it helps that I like some of her default skins so much so that kinda lessened the waiting.

anyone else feel like a A-10 doing a gun run when playing D.va?

BRRTTTTTTT

How do we deal with the Mercy main problem?

Winston's really the only thing. Symmetra herself is pretty easy picking for Genji.

Tracer is really cute but then I remember she's a fucking cunt to deal with in-game.

I did the exact same thing. Huge regret.

this, winston is a straight counter and while an unfocused one will still let a good genji run rampant, one that sticks to him shuts him down to the point where it's not even fun

Is Soloq russian roulette ? I either shit on enemy team or I get shat on.

more like bastion riding around the platforms of volskaya or route 66

A year later and people still fall for it

Call which heroes get legendaries for Summer games

If you're extra bored call what heroes get Halloween legendaries

That just seems to be this game in general.

The way to learn how to deal with Tracer is learn to play her yourself. Her blinks are really easy to predict once you get the distance down.

A good Genji would be able to shake off the Winston pretty quickly, though.

Winston IS the only thing. Genji can Strike away from Symmetra the moment she starts doing damage to him. Winston is the only character in the game that can chase down Genji and even then that depends entirely on the presence of walls that Genji can climb to get away if Winston's leap is on cool down.

Tracer

Symmetra is area denial and keeps Genji/Tracer off the backline

my pleasure

>Finally buy a golden gun for Soldier after hoarding points for months
>Realize it looks like shit with any skin
>Should have bought Sombra's instead

Johann Herrman, the rifleman lost in time
M1: Fire rifle, 5 shot internal magazine. bolt action.
M2: Throw hand grenade, medium damage, does not explode on contact, short cooldown but long wind up time.
E: Throw smoke grenade, allies can partially see through smoke.
L-Shift: put rifle away, swap to short ranged sword. press again to swap to rifle.
Ult: Next round that hits deals 500% damage to enemy heroes and 2000% to enemy barriers