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Took my Harley for a rip today

Women can handle Harley's but 90% of dbt would drop one on the ground then go jack off to anime

Looks like a ped

honestly accurate

Waiting for new tires on the F4

Ktm is the true red pill when I'm not cruising on my Harley

sounds a lot more fun desu

You must ride it a lot considering the only pictures you have of it are of your dad sitting on the thing on a sidewalk

how many problems up till now?

stop making me jealous

Daily reminder I ride harder and longer than any weeb on dbt

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you guys like joe rocket jackets?

Daily reminder this jap shit was the worst bike I've ever owned

Weve seen ur tendies jewboy. Let me tell you they were pathetic. What kind of shtick are you pulling shlomo

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Why would anyone ever buy a Harley Davidson when Triumph exist?

Can you even flat foot that thing manlet
That’s a big boys bike

Just finished restoring it. Good shape for being 17 years old.

whats that 1/3 pictures your dad has taken?
now post the one of it on a public road.

>most of dbt

Daily reminder no one likes bikers and bikers r gay

Bought one about 8 months ago.
Cheap, but it works. Haven't had any issues with it so far.
Textile, so I'm pretty much planing for it to be a one and done.

Where's your trips, faggot?

I wonder if the 4 cylinder MVs might be a smart choice.

Kinda scared of the 3 cylinder ride-by-wire fuckery.

>ktm 500 exc
>wants a pic of a dirt bike on a public road

Ya bud I just stop in the middle of traffic in between trails to snap shots

And this is part of the reason people hate harleys.
It's not always the bike, just the people who ride them.

Personally i hate the bikes more

For me it's the people.
I'm not a fan of the bikes, but I like a couple.
I do like the older ones tho, like 40's 50's era.

I have to agree harley makes a quality machine

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Why are Harley riders either enormous insecure flaming faggots who can’t ride or boomers, often both.

>cant ride

Stop posting daddy's bikes

I bought a "transformer" or whatever jacket with a mesh inner and a cold weather outer with a fleece liner. It does the job, but I'm probably going to upgrade soon. Also, the rain portion of it got stolen a while ago.

Because Harleys are not meant for riding, they are an accessory to show how hip and cool you are when parked in a parking lot

post bikes

It's hilarious watching you fags trying to put me In a box. You can't
I own the sickest ktm ever made that costs 12k and will literally rip ur faces off with it any day.

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They are battlax with 7k km
I'll probably ride on it anyways and plug it next week.

Is that the 400? What's acceleration like?

i take it since neither of you are planning to buy again, I should set my sights higher?

What brands are you planning to upgrade to?

Then it sounds like you got a plan stan.
I probably should have plugged, I only had about 75mi on it when I replaced it. Nail happened day after I put it on.
But it is what it is. I got my bike, I can ride, not much else to ask for.

Gildan

Took my beloved Harley for a god damned rip today
Found a busa on the loop and flicked my big twin so hard his pussy got wet.
I ripped past his rice scooter and pulled down my pants
A log of shit shot from my ass and smeared onto his visor.
I took the next exit and got 2 Long Islands from a bar while his mom sucked my big fat Harley cock

Couldn't say.
There was this one I saw that looked pretty good, can't remember the name tho. Feel like it was something with a C.
Honestly, Dainese if I can afford it. Probably a meme, but I hear good things.

Me too.

There wasn't even a nail when I looked. The front wheel felt weird so then I got home I looked at it and saw the gouge. Probably didn't even go all the way through. I got by /dbt/ stickers and blessed key chain so I should be ok.

>Post bikes
>Only one bike
Every time

No one cares about your blog shit

Britbong here with a serious question.

What's the American obsession with Harleys? Is it because they are made in America and it's national pride?
Over here sportsbikes outsell cruisers at 10-1.

Pic related. My none homosexual V-Twin.

Holy fucking shit... I have no words for this...

>plastic mirrors
>plastic fairing over Asian shit frame
Kill your self

you are painfully autistic

Please tell me he's just wearing surplus.
And to appease you, pic

I care, we were having a conversation.

Fuckit, I'll add the adjoining room too, cause also bike

Blog shit

Autism confirmed.

My bike is now 17 years old. It has a smaller engin, handles better and is faster than all new Harleys.
Why do they continue to make bikes using stone age technology?

/dbt/ is pretty much just a community blog anyway
I'm look at the harley fag. I guess cause he's clearly trying to be retarded it doens't count as blog shit then.

Harley fairings are plastic too

so is most of their "chrome"

>defining the experience of riding in such a way as better stats=better experience
You are cancer
Kys
I get ur bike tomo if I wanted

I mean*
I should lay off the sauce

riding means cornering.

everything else can be done better with a car.

You couldn't be more wrong.

Better handling gives a better experience. The 2 harleys I have ridden have been heavy and woefully underpowered
My workmate has a sportster, its finish is terrible. Paint flaking off and the plastic chrome is peeling.
Are they built better for the american market?

Cornering is is definitely part of it, but it's not all of it.
I love pulling away from my friend when we're going down the freeway. But he drives an frs, so it's not hard to begin with.

This bike I used to have would tear your bike into pieces
Yet it is shitty
And that makes yours very shitty

wtf are those baby tractors in the back ground even used for?
are they teaching tools for children maybe?
large lawn mowers possibly?

>Admits to not being able to handle a man bike

Stick to the Manlet ricers buddy boy oh Pal

it's a 250. Acceleration is meh. It'd be worse but I'm pretty light so it does ok.

Shhh...
It's ok, you have a very large cock.
Now that you feel better, you can go to sleep little one.

Manlet ricer.....
Let's see your ride

Race me?

They are for loading all the pussy I get into a landfill after I'm done with it

People who have a decent amount of land, but not necessarily a farm.
We have one on my grandparents place. Just makes life easier.

Post corners

Any day bitch you'll let off long before I do and it's ok I'll let u lick my sweaty asshole after I rip ur face off

so basically a big lawn mower then?
i could see that being the use for them.

pulling on the straight is just opening the throttle, it gets old after a year or so.

pulling out a corner is whats fun.

you don't actually have a bike do you?

Yeah, kinda.
Didn't see the really small one way off to the right.
Those are def giant lawnmowers. Good for stuff like mulch, tree stumps, and just general odds and ends.

>large lawn mowers possibly?
basically, yes

Several

I just like both.
Do I like corners more, yes. But it's not the end all be all.
I also like splitting through traffic at high speeds.

I stand by my statement.
They are not bikes.
They are fashion accessories for homosexuals.

Don'r forget, they're great project for kids.
Simple, can get the basics of mechanics and riding.
Honestly, alot of the guys I know who have similar ride work on them with their kids.

My feelings are hurt

Probably Alpinestar or Dianese. There was another, less sport jacket I was looking at, but I don't remember. Check out Fort9's videos on jackets.

yeah i should have been more specific, talking about the lawn mower sized ones to the right of the pic

lmao! The word tool was invented for this guy. I try so hard to respect all riders but why do these fags have to make it difficult?

If only I still had the CR500.
All I would have had to do is rebuild the engine.
But my dad gave it away two days fore I came home. He didn't know I wanted it tho, so understandable.

See, dirt bikes serve a purpose. Light, good power to weight ratio. Suspension designed for rough terrain.
Harleys serve no purpose other than posing on.

Daily reminder that eternal faggot has admitted these are his daddy's bikes

Really??

lol I bet you think chumlee is dead too

No faggot
Why would his dad own two ktm 500's

Those mid size front loaders are great tho.
Got so many things done, way faster than if I did them without it.
One of the biggest uses tho was maintaining the massive brushfires we used to have, to clear out all the dead shit.

Yeah i bet a $2500-$3000 rebuild on that thing really would have been worth it!
Only needs a new barrel,
full top end kit,
full bottom end rebuild no doubt,
every baring replaced,
the rims also look fucked there is a few grand,
forks are probably fucked to shit theres another few hundred getting that right,
oh yeah it has rear suspension too right? no doubt that shits fucked there is another couple hundred,
throw in new levers, gear stick, kick stand, brake discs, possibly calipers and surely some new rotors,
new chain and sprockets because those are fucked...
damn dude this bill is getting expensive...

Think it might be worth just buying a cr500 in good condition for $3000?

Is a chumlee some sort of american fast food?

Maybe his dad owns 2 for the same reason I own 2 TL1000's. Because he can?