*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

I'd turn around 360 degrees and walk away

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A roasties car broke down last weekend infront of me, she wanted help, i smiled while looking in her eyes, and drove away.

That was funny.

No thanks, I have seen sons of anarchy

> a VW broke down
I see that every day on the streets so that blocking my paths is nothing new

lol serves her right for buying a poor man's audi

lol that's a full circle you retard

based oldfag

>golf mk3
>breaking down
>ever

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Retarded?

A broken down VW, Probably a scam.

every day bro

That's a mark IV, Burga Kang!

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kek.

Finally, I've got a reason to use this

thats the joke you newfag moron. you need to go back

>tfw finish 15 year apprenticeship in turning fitting and wielding

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newfags

Newfag

newfag

I hate it here

>falling for it
Newfag

shut the fuck up, kid

newfag

I AM GAY WEEAB FAGGOT

SUCKING COCKS AT AMAZING SPEEEEED!!~~~

GAS GAS GAAS SUCK FART OUT OF MY ASS

WEEBSHIT THREADS POWERED BY GAYROBEAT!!!!

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I'll have you know

please don't tell my mom

you did what

Not falling for that one again

*offer assistance*

where did you get that photo

>6100x5450

my carer took it

i don't remember, it's been sat in my picture folder for about a decade

newfag

well it's mine

>leaves car in the middle of the road instead of pushing it out of the way

I drive a VW Golf u faggot

@17996937
>sperg
>more

A German car on the side of the road? s
Say it ain't so.

Bitch deserves it for buying a VAG with their near FCA levels of reliability.

>@
Nigga does this look like fucking Discord to you?

It's so 179966937 didn't get a (You) you double nigger

Being this autistic you don't want to (you) them

Newfag

>she sees your Akina SpeedStars sticker

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kek

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>actually paying money for an a4 with a cloth interior
XD

>shitty outfit
2/10 would not gave her a ride or fix her ride

*blocks your path for a pornshoot*

>hair gets into radiator fan

that surely will help her

*gets savagely raped and not paid*

Don't be so mean, user.

yeah that twingo looks hot

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Gee bill, TWO windshield wipers?

TWO WIPERS??????????????????????????

>the cyan dude actually snapping a photo of the Twingo instead

>instead of the emaciated Albanian coke whore

Yes what was he thinking.

>Twingo porn
user please, sauce? Those are my two favorite things

The Golf looks better than the A4.

>*blocks your path*
I wouldn't stop for her because she is the type that would never stop for me. That makes all the difference.

Stop watching porn.

Definitely a Mk III.

They're all shit though except Mk I.

Headlight shape is definitely mk4, as is the rear quarter panel.

Oh it's a Golf, barely any of those in my area... used to seeing shitty rusty Jettas.

>girl blown up on the side of road
>car is kill
>give here a lift home
>don't even get a gf or a root
I fuck hate these sluts desu

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lol sure, if you're a poor person

>mfw saw this yesterday and involuntarily said under my breath, dumb roastie

Ask? No, I pay you a small amount of money like the cheap whore you are.

>moron
Fucking newfags

It it was a polo it would be a lot more likely

>tfw she deliberately sabotaged her car
girls are weird like this
they'll also loose items in such a way that you can find them
its like fishing

you have to turn 180 to walk away desu famalam

not if you walked backwards towards at first

At this point it became probably so meta that your answer is probably already part of the meme.

this is the truly aggravating part

it has been for years