Get Your Fucking Shit Together Edition
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Stickerbitch's calendar of memes and dreams:
Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
Another worthless shitposting chat:
-- Robinhood FAQs --
- VISIT THE WEBSITE FIRST DAMMIT!! - www.robinhood.com
When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.
I hit sell when the stock was X.XX, but it actually sold at a lower price, am I being jewed?
Jewish tricks? No, and please refrain from the antisemitism! Robinhood graphs are shit and only show you an average, not true real-time prices. To get Bid/Ask prices and important things like candlestick graphs, you should use a more robust platform.
How is it free?
"People" invest your settled funds when you're not using them, just like banks.
Is this the place to pump and dump and/or shill a worthless stock?
No, but you'll do it anyways
It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.
Where can I get better charting or bid/ask?
Real brokers, like TDAmeritrade's thinkorswim. Otherwise you should be using stockcharts.com, finviz, or a non-pile-of-shit for your graphing in addition to Robinhood.
Is yahoo finance garbage?
Yes. Use Google or one of the former options instead
How do I git gud?
People here are gambling, Take all advice here with a grain of salt. Follow news, earnings reports, and stay away from leveraged etfs, also learn difference between LIMIT and MARKET orders.