ITT : We post a car and its stereotypical owner's occupation

ITT : We post a car and its stereotypical owner's occupation.

>Audi S7
>Private Dental Surgeon

>Audi anything
Teenage girl with daddy’s credit card

I have an S6 you anti-dentite

BMW M4
Drug Dealer

>Audi anything
propably unemployed or making minimum wage pushing trollies at a shopping center

Russian mafia members kid is more what I think of

Can't exactly afford a brand new Audi in a situation like that, even though they share the majority of their components with a fucking Skoda.

Mazda RX-7 fd

a man with impeccable taste who recognizes the pinnacle of japanese engineering.

>PT Cruiser convertible
>woman who texts while driving, while her girlfriends Snapchat her

>BMW 500's
Middle aged upper middle class
>KIA Ceed, ford Ka, Nissan micra
60+ year old woman
>Corolla
Lower middle class with family
>VW passat
Normies

>>VW passat
>Normies
The normiest normies that ever normie'd.

>>Lexus anything
>propably unemployed or making minimum wage pushing trollies at a shopping center
kek

>BMW 500's
?? Aren't they called the 5-series?

>any car by pagani
oil prince, oil tycoon
oil oil oil

yes, Lexus is a best choice for poorfag cuz they need a reliable ride and pseudo luxury cuckbox.

More like the local imam who bought the car with donations to the mosque.

Sissy white boi

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>More like the local imam who bought the car with donations to the mosque.
kek My friend works at the local caddy dealership told me that a black paster bought CT6 with donations to the church.

more like the entirety of yurop

>motorcycle
>criminal

Not sure about occupation buy anyone who owns one of these is probably up to no good..

>Niggers gonna nig
old news

How can Christcucks be recovered from this?

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>The foreign
she must be good with her mouth

Go.

Asda shelf stacker

What does this even mean? Is she implying Cadillac isn't American?

As a sissy white boi, even I can't do it.

Kek, sounds about right though

Anything made by white americans is the foreign to niggers. It is more likely that nigger is dumb as fuck.

Slavic drug dealer

>Audi Q5
>Uppermiddle class dad of 2

Ruthless Chink Gov't Agent

Mafia

Rich white cunts

>Audi R8
>Day trader

Rich Chad

>Lexus
>50s college teacher
>Elementary and Middle School Principals (60s)

>Porsche SUV drivers = rich white psychopaths

That's any big luxury SUV

What I drive. describe me and I'll tell you how right you are

too accurate

yeah most german ones.

liberal vaping numale
or FTM dyke

>Nissan Maxima
>Melanin enriched individual

most rich whites drive any big german luxury suvs, Bentley SUV
most persians drive escalade, navi, range rover, lexus gx, bentley suv, and german ones
Niggers drive escalade, navi, range rover, and few german ones.

source: me as a fag works in rodeo dr.

see the filename

>Audi anything

middle manager

-weeaboos/ricebois with inferiority complex
-spoiled brats with rich parents
-betacucks virgin tier

lol

she doesnt know anything about cars and doesnt know where the cadillaic logo is from and thinks its foreign

also mexican drug dealer

More like mobile app developer or daddys money lol.

Lets go.
Mine's the silver one on the right (chrysler neon)

>chrysler neon in Yuropoor
dumb buyer, who didn't research at all.

Maybe she’s Canadian

You work in IT

Nope. That sheboon is in US cuz there is no km/h in her speedo.

that's one of the worst cars ever made. you're clearly someone who doesn't give a shit about cars, so you're probably a woman who works retail at a dollar store

That's pretty common. Most of the time it's the congregation who buys it for them.

>Slept with fewer than 5 women
>Overweight
>Doesn't wear anything other than printed t shirts and relaxed fit jeans/shorts
>Rarely shaves
>10 dollar supercuts haircut
>Considers a polo shirt "fancy"
>Drinks domestic lager
>Works in the skilled trades

Wait let me replace the skilled trades bit with

>Works in a warehouse

It’s code for the underground domestic slave trade

>Student
>Fell for the "American Cars are more powerful" meme
>Acne problem
>Scruffy hair
>Social anxiety
>Forms deep seeded fiery hatred for anyone who mildly transgresses against him
>In a long distance relationship

>poorfags and highschoolers trash talking cars because they cant afford them.

Is it still summer?

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I am not an anti-dentite!

Professional welfare recipient

Suburban spreadsheet junkie desperately clinging to masculinity

I had a friend who unironically told me in highschool that he thought these were cool

lol I think it was 2007

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>Prius
>Successful millionaire

I totally see it. I agree.

This

>manlet with inferiority complex cuz of a teenie weenie

shit, actually pretty accurate expect the haricuts, I shave my head.

More like
>Any Audi
>Rich Middle eastern kid who's parents bought it for him.

some executive officers/board of directors/angel investors

>social services fucked up my disability check again and the payday advance store is giving me bullshit about it so listen can I just borrow like fifty bucks so I can get my daughter a birthday present?

Stay at home mom with a bachelors in psychology married to a white collar professional

>More than a perk, the black Audi is a rolling advertisement for its occupant’s importance and impunity in a nation obsessed with status. Black Audis slice through traffic queues and scream down the emergency lanes of Beijing’s traffic-clogged freeways, sometimes with a flashing red light stuck on the roof or implanted in the grille. Ordinary drivers know better than to cut them off or complain, at least publicly.

>To many, it is also a symbol of rot within the vast party bureaucracy and of a widening gap between the privileged and the common man. Public crusades against corruption and extravagance have been a staple of Communist rhetoric for decades, but to little avail; even Beijing’s fleet of police cruisers includes BMWs.

tl;dr: if you see a black Audi in China, you know someone in this car is VERY important person. you better move out, or face the severe consequences.

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don't forget every youtuber ever

Audi hate this because they don't want to be associated with corrupt entities. They is working hard to erase that image as it reaches out to young, affluent car buyers. They hiked the price of black Audis, so Chinese Gov't finds them too expensive. Audi sales in China have suffered accordingly.

>So Audi finally has started to change. In 2014, it began local production of the A3, the model most likely to appeal to young buyers. Sure enough, Audi sold more than 64,350 A3s in China last year, nearly doubling its sales.

>Audi also has introduced a palette of bright and lively colors -- including white, red and green -- for its entire model lineup. Such measures have helped Audi to diversify its customer base. Currently, 52% of Audi purchasers in China are young people. Moreover, women account for 37% of Audi sales -- a big change from past years, when most buyers were men.

>The company hopes to build on the A3's success this year, when it introduces the A1 Sportback into China to court young buyers. But if it wants to defend its status as China's top luxury brand, Audi will have to move faster to transform itself. Audi's two main rivals -- BMW and Mercedes-Benz -- have developed a huge following among young Chinese consumers who like their cute-looking vehicles. Last year, BMW's China deliveries rose 2% to 463,736 vehicles, while Mercedes' sales soared 33% to 373,459.

>Audi's rivals are breathing down its neck. The pressure is building.

no need to be redundant, already covered in list

>Slept with fewer than 5 women
so wrx owners = morally upright?

>so wrx owners = morally upright?
nah see

not everybody is a gross promiscuous degenerate

do me next, i drive pic related(not my exact one)

>automatic Corvette
>base Carrera

Middle age boomer who finally kicked his 18 year old out of the house and thinks he can afford his dream car.

>Z06
>well-optioned Carrera S cab

Someone who can actually afford his dream car.

>I choose not to sleep with women
>No seriously guys I could be slaying pussy I just don't want to
>Iurn girls down left right and center because I'm not a degenerate guys seriously

I have to see yours specifically to really get a read

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FUCKIN normie REEE GET OUT OF HERE

The 1st gen manual arent bad and came with an engine that was powerful for its time and had good handling but most people had the horrible 3 speed auto.

>not everybody is a gross promiscuous degenerate
Where did I say that?

>Unironically posting like that
Goddamn I hate you faggots.