/ss13g/ spessmen general

Who the fuck is Dylan?

The tomboy of Charlie's Angels

hair on slimepeople back when? they used to have hair.

sprite some

why the fuck do i need to sprite something that's already been sprited

i used slime tox in 2013 and back then slime race had hair

human hairstyles and an overlay because mutantrace, slime people are their own branch now

16th for Brian Bell he pumps in and out of the xenos ass

Just steal citadel/tg slimepeople hair.

>Goldsteel is Dee Fibb

I don't know I just assume that every chump that toddles in here wanting to talk about CM is either eenkogneeto or dylanstrategie

>lifeweb source code isn't leaked yet

Soon

What was the last not-fucked-up version of byond?

>some autist shares a name with me
>possible waifu fag

>>lifeweb
spoopy 2deep4me version of space station 13, right? or was it just SS13 with a reskin?

How can Box and Deff be improved?

I think Bagel's excellent botany left the old standby stations in the dust, and Lord knows that Box's perma needs an update.

But perma on box isn't bad, except from the botany spot with windows where everyone gets out

I didn't get to finish it, but at least I got a neat screenshot

How do I be a good chef?

you did pretty good.
maybe in the future try to redecorate and go with a theme, but all in all you did pretty solid and I can't complain.

make everything

Have at least 30 food items on the table by the time everyone gets the yellow hunger icon

Accept death when mice begin storming the kitchen and nibbling everything

>Joined as Traitor-curity.
>Didn't even know that could happen.
>Objective is to steal HoS jumpsuit.
>Carp eats HoS's office and spaces the spare suit.
>While hunting carps I find the fucking suit stuck in a solarpanel.
>Went back and solo raided Cargo.
>No one got hurt during the raid.
>Warden and I was on our way to the shuttle.
>Managed to break off of him on the way there and ran to a pod instead (I have irrational shuttle fear).
>Sit in the pod with the Jumpsuit and a DNA scrambler.
>The relief!

I loved every second of that round, good job guys.

>accept death
>not just dispensing it with your projectile cleaver / hatchet
you can throw it at mice hiding under tables to hit them, and the hatchet is an instakill if thrown.

You only missed out on BEANS AND CORNBREAD on the shuttle.

They respawn indefinitely.

Have fun chasing them off for the rest of the round.

that's nice and all user, but you hardly antagonized. If I was you I would've killed the surrendering QM, planted a gun on him, and told sec that he tried to attack me first. ah well, to each his own I guess

they respawn on a timer. you have a projectile that one shot kills them at incredible range, that can be thrown an infinite number of times with ease, and hits them even while they are hiding (use right click if they're hiding too far away for an alt-click, then throw at their location).

>tator AI
>no Borgs
>don't want to blasma
>play it completely normal for a while until a traitor gets caught and I let them out of the brig when the warden looks away
>fuck with pressure where my target is, in cargo
>try to blow their ame but it is off of my cameras
>changed to NT Default
>use this as an excuse to super pressurize cargo for cutting a camera
>kill every cargo tech win zas except for the qm who buckles in
>wait for mommi to build rust so I can sabotage it
>he never finished it
Pretty good round, sorry for dragging it out or whatever but late night lowpop is the best anyway.

Being there as my second ever real round was pretty confusing, and I ended up dying with your target in a pressurized maintenance hallway, spent the rest of the round comfy and boozed up in the bar tho - overall a good intro to the game.

That was pretty good, a few ghosts were watching them get slam jammed and realized pressure was at something like 900k.

>Ai tells me it turned cargo's atmosphere into a pressure.
>I ask the AI why it would do that
>"they cut some cameras in cargo and I'm on NT default"
this is such typical behavior on NT default that it doesn't even strike me as being a malicious AI. is overpressurizing rooms station harm? no one ever has a consistent view of what constitutes as station harm so I don't even question it anymore.

Yeah, I know, I'm a shaking coward when I antagonize.

That actually sounds decent now when I'm superhungry.

If you don't define it in additional laws the AI gets to define what it is to a large degree. That's one of several reasons why NT Default isn't the "safe" lawset some treat it as.

dylan was an old codermin of ours that would jerk off to the station getting blown up by explosive giant meaty whores. we made fun of his shit code and station destrucion fetish until he eventually left us for CM.

>left us
More like expelled.

>playing shitserver
>faggot LOOC icks "we have clock cult"
>hauls me off for vandalism
>after finding me afk in maint
>for the price of 3 more minutes of afking I can now go hunt for the cult to join them thanks to loose lips

*blocks your path*

;REVS

There was a traitor that round? Man, I was the Cargo Tech who ripped up the bar, acted shifty as fuck, and eventually stole the nuke. You wasted a huge opportunity to do stuff to people. Shit man, you didn't even take my limbs as punishment for crime or anything.

thinking about joining today, i've been considering it for a while but never got around to reinstalling byond and shit.

time to work out how to self host so I don't accidently the station when I do join.

To be honest, I'm very VERY unrobust, basicly Mall-cop. The fact that I killed +5 carps in space and survived is groundbreaking to me.

Good luck user
I believe in you

>examine a person
>WHO. IS. THAT. GIRL?

flavour text will never again be merged

>admins don't want the server to become nox
>remove RP elements

??????

haha 6am pomf
they removed flavor text?

Can Beepsky be flashed?

no beepsky is not a cyborg but a robot.

it was never an RP feature, people just used it to spam their epiccc meme text xD

Or codewise, he's an /obj/machinery/bot/, not a /mob/living/silicon/.

Just play on the test server, no need to fuck around with self hosting.

/me unzips the energy gun

lockers OP

>decoy balloon to lure the Columbine podster to my closet
>subverted mommi charges in as proxy
>somehow get a clumsy slow flash crowbar powercell off on it
>it was busy smacking the balloon
thank bob for decoys

Poor diona, I actually felt sad for you.

>had a box full of power cells in my bag
>just pop one back in
>he thanks me and skitters off
>gets blown up by prox sensor grenade I set as a trap for you
You should have joined the shuttle party.

Doors were electrified, I was in shock stun until the shuttle left so I monkied myself

I think that was me you lockered actually, not that user, was there a rash of lockerings that round?

>Rin shitting up all the little servers
Take him back for fuck sake

@179986154
>take him back
t. rin

no, they belong on hippe/tg, not here.

If those little servers are any decent he'll be banned soon.

>someone PDA'd me asking to ERP
>think they're alright but don't really want to textfuck at the moment
How do I let them down gently?

suicide succumb

I didn't lock anyone that round, I was the Botanist Mime that planted him.

Ss13 pedophile raping simulator senpai

I should have.
>just chilling in the bar playing piano tuunes for BGM while I do other things
>suddenly trapped alone with them
>Faggot reaches out to hold user's hand.
>Faggot takes hold of user's hand.

Antag win rates as determined by the stats page

Traitor - 46%
Double Agents - 63%
Changeling - 28%
TraitorChan - 22%
Wizard - 32%
Ragin Mages - 18%
Cult - 34%
Vampire - 35%
AL Malf - 40%
Nuke Ops - 49%
Revs - 75%
Revsquad - 60%
Blob - 61%

I've never played before. What's the absolute best job for noobs? I've read the wiki.

Assistant, ask around as to how to know stuff works for departments, just say you are new and that you want to be taught how stuff works, people usually help you out.

Learning is half the fun in ss13 and fucking up is the other half, don't be afraid to make mistakes, just go and join a shift.

Here's advice from a professional player:
Do not open those red doors. They lead to space.

READ THE RULES

When you set your job preferences, make sure you click on this button to change it to something that's not "get random job." Otherwise you could get stuck with something you don't want if you join at roundstart.

Assistant.
Hack ALL the things.
You'll probably get brigged or otherwise killed so do it for a number of rounds.

Janitor

I'm just going to do this so I can get a hang of the controls and the station layout. I won't be bullied for being a useless piece of shit will I?

I don't see why we can't just use skrell hairstyles.

how fucking new are you

No but you will be bullied for breaking into shit.
Just go catatonic (command is "ghost") if you get brigged and float around in ghost exploring the map.

Assistants are known as greyshits due to the best players eventually getting tired of having a job and just fucking about as assistants with no responsabilities or need to listen to anyone, but if you show yourself to be new and not to be a lazy door hacking piece of shit, no, you wont get bullied, youl be useless but every assistant is until they go and offer help, which you will due to wanting to learn the game and all.

>die randomly
>faggot that wants to ERP with me clones me
>get only a power and no disability from cloning
>they try feeding me the power killing pill
>move away
>they trip me and force feed me it
>run away
>they act all sad like this is some IC issue that and not them being retarded

>Byond is now ransom-ware
cant even shitpost in spess

>malwarebytes

>What are false positives

t. lummox

UNINSTALL BYOND NOW

explain to me what's wrong with malwarebytes?
surely you don't pay for protection, do you?

I do

I unironically like his art, I hope he continues to draw more

Full name?

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