/meg/ - Mass Effect General

Wreckage edition.

>MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA VIDEO PASTEBIN:
pastebin.com/nzHengz9

>MEG's updated Pastebin
pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

>Femtur Pastebin:
pastebin.com/MEdWcTu9

>MegSev adventures:
MegSev dot blogspot dot com

>All previous Collages that we know of:
imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

>Patch 1.08 has dropped [but for some reason combat balance changes aren't applying to SP despite what the notes say]
blog.bioware.com/2017/06/06/mass-effect-andromeda-patch-1-08-notes/
blog.bioware.com/2017/06/07/patch-1-08-combat-balance-updates/

Previous bread:
Remember to stay vigilant and report BT posters.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/JyPlECHiXcM
pastebin.com/5fYP5gzR
youtube.com/watch?v=Xc0EzLc7NZg
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Time to colonize

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YES PLEASE.

Ashley, Miranda and Eva. All of them in lewd suits of varying materials.

This is a patrician taste waifu and husbando thread ONLY now.
MEA fags need not apply.

Jaal?

Jack?

YES

what's withe the goblin?

Don't bully Garrus. He took a rocket in the face.

Goddamn, son.

You boys ready for Age of Empires Remastered?
>youtu.be/JyPlECHiXcM

I was expecting something new. Age of Empires is very good, but I can't say I'm thrilled about this trend to sell remastered games rather than innovate by making new ones.

best romance

True. I think it's better than nothing, though.

K-kawaii?

Hi /meg/

deader that Mordin

Hey! Great pic.
>tfw you'll never feel Eva's soft body
>tfw EDI will never use her infiltration body to its fullest extent
>tfw you'll never see her subtly expand her bust (like in T3), thighs and butt to lure a guard away from his post

>ywn be the guard
>she will never suffocate you to death with her giant thighs
I love EDI

>guarding the entrance your Blue Suns CO told you about
>help an attractive woman with an insanely tight suit find her way
>see the darkness approaching from the edges of your eyesight as she squeezes you into her breasts

Which is more plastic?

>reach between her legs
>get electrocuted by her tacticool vagina
>fall down
>she smothers you with her bust to silence the moans of pain

Assuming EDI has artificial muscles made of electro-active polymers, and soft, imitation skin, I would guess EDI.
Now, if you compared Ashley's tits with EDI, clearly Ashley's incredible implants.

Miri's butt is kind of flat and saggy from some angles, it looks like she needs new implants

>see her drop something as she walks ahead of you
>bend down to grab it
>face to face with her butt as she forces you between her cheeks, unable to breathe

You didn't use her to her fullest extent, BIOWARE!

The reduced her curves, apparently.
That mod also some of the details that add depth.

>hottest girl in the series
>didn't even get a one night stand with her
Truly a wasted opportunity
Modest butt is fine too

Oh, yeah, I love Jack's cute butt, too.

>no pantsu
Lewd girl

Either that, or an exceedingly small thong.

ME2 Jack was probably going commando, but she might start wearing sexy underwear for the sake of Shepard

Reminder that the Nyx family is made for cuddling

Cucking Vetra with Sid?

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Best romance

>ywn shoot femturs in the face with a shotgun at an incredibly close range

it is a sad feel

She's more than her body, you know

nice general

She invites you to admire her body, refusing to enjoy it would be impolite

>this general
it's like i went back in time

She also wouldn't mind if you respected her as a person

Why not both?

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

I like Cora

Yo /meg/ it's time for waifugrass again!

We're playing /rsg/ just after /hanny/ vs /ffg/, this is the last match of the group stage and it's an indirect race with /ffg/ for the last spot to the knockouts

/rsg/'s medal defense is such a bitch holy shit

Links here:
pastebin.com/5fYP5gzR

So do I

Cora is cute, with a great body dressed in a fantastic suit.

i dont know yet
on one hand i can post my hundreds of Jack pics but on the other I've been here long enough to see this place at it's ugliest

Not that user, but considering the state of the franchise right now I'd definitely say it's a good thing.
Needs more Liara though

Liara is fine on her own or with sheploo

Her armor is great, it looks more detailed than Suvi's face
>the way the boob support digs into her flesh and makes her bosom stand out even more

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>ywn get an incredibly strong and tight embrace from an excited Vetra after asking her to marry you and her saying yes
>she's stronger and heavier relative to you than she knows so it's pretty painful but you're so overjoyed that you ride it out
>your back comes within inches of breaking but she comes to her senses and puts you down before then
>only after the hug is over do you also realize she also picked you up in her excitement

How good are the odds coach?

Can we do it?

I don't have strong feelings about Liara but it seems like a waste of time to romance her when there are better waifus around
Nice

youtube.com/watch?v=Xc0EzLc7NZg

>tfw you will never have a gf that is taller than you

Most of the /meg/ threads I've visited since ME:A have been full of Jaal worship and Jaal shitposting, I'm surprised that this thread is full of classic waifus.

>FUCK FIRST CONTACT LET'S SHOOT THEM
>[angrily sprays bullets into a dead corpse]

Does this guy get to die in a Kaiden/Ashley like moment?

>tfw haven't touched the game in a month
Stopped right before the citadel party and after Tali's mission.
Someone convice me to finish the series please.

Really? I always thought Vetra dominated these threads

krogan grandad is my VGL waifu

Stop this slander, Vetra's domination is for BroRyder ONLY.

you need to send him into the vents at the last mission

Well yeah, but Vetra posters seem like regular autistic waifufags so they kind of fit in, while Jaal posters come across BTW I'M A GURRL xD types.

why are we still here
just to suffer

For the match itself, it'll be really hard, /rsg/ has a tough as nail defense and not a shabby offense

On the great scheme of things, /hanny/ took /ffg/ with them so we're though already, that means we'll have a guarantee rep on Veeky Forums no matter what

So here's preliminary poll to trim down the possibilities, the poll will continue next week during the KO

pastebin.com/5fYP5gzR

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spikey with the goooooooooaaaaaaal

>better waifus
I have done extensive research on this subject and have to respectfully disagree. But I don't want to start waifu wars. I get absolutely mad when that one Liarautist posts.
Jack is a veery close runner up waifu though

And all hail Spiky GF for the GOOOLL

>talking about top waifus
>don't post the only waifu who's path is objectively well written and adds to the story

I agree, overzealous fans are one of the reasons why it's hard to take her seriously. She's a nice enough girl if you ignore them and Mac's favorism I suppose

How does it add to the story?

>KL'ing the stream HAHAHAHAHAHHA

>KL:ed even in 4chancup

KLed ONCE AGAIN REEEEEEEE

muh tummyfu saves the day!

PEEEPOOOOOOO

ITS HAPPENING

Spiky + Peepoo best combo

Peepoo is on a roll!!!

SPIKY GF

SPIKY GOALS

wew, that was a good game.

Great job manager!

you guys better win this shit when we inevitably get out

Based Manager.

And once again thank you based manager. Also that music in the end made me want to play me2 again, ffs

Well that went way better then I expected, but then again it's the daily life of managing: you test against something to find yourself facing something unexpected during matchday, at which point you just pray it works.

Thanks for your support everyone! Round of 16 match will be in a week, Saturday 24 at around 17:30 UTC.
I'll repost in on sunday/monday morning once the opponent will be know.

Also reposting the rep poll: pastebin.com/5fYP5gzR
The idea is to narrow it down to the 4 or 5 most popular before proceeding further

It had to happen :^)

Don't sell yourself too short fampai and don't fall for the +2 meme

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>tfw I've missed all the games spiky gf made goals

Ash

>missed the game again

what was the final result and who scored?

>LOOK AT MY BALLS, LOOK AT THEM.jpg

Nomen est omen

She is cute!
>that delicious red suit squeezing her entire body
Oh, YES!

4-1, Spiky GF and Peepoo each got 2

>missed a rout
W-well I'm happy for everyone who watched it...