Uhh

What the fuck, how do I even respond to this? Do I have to move?

move now, dont think just go

wait, you don't drive a Jetta do you

I drive a G35 Coupe. The front fender is still primed from where I rebuilt it.

He wants the D.

wow man, sounds like you've got one suave and badass ride

Yeah, definitely have to move, but bang the fat chick that left the note first.

99% sure it's a woman, judging by the shit in their car.

I'd set up a security camera recording your parking spot just in case

Write a note and put in on the jetta.