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Dominik's wrath edition

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how do I become a useless orbiter like Grant?

this is a Lacoste thread

first for aftercare

why do people like lacoste?
his voice is irritating and he never has anything interesting to say. what's his 'up side'?

t. loda

putting faggots back in their place

he played dota before you kid, thats all that matters

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t. buttblasted NAfag

what hero

i'm seriously asking why you like him
his voice is terrible for casting that's the extent of what i think of him, but some people inexplicably like him and i never saw any reason why

>be 1k MMR
>Watch some youtube videos and pro games
>Decide to play to win
>Now 2k MMR
>6 reports in the past 2 weeks when I usually get none
Is this real dota?

Based grant

Grant vs Lacoste who wins?

>helen exposes herself by saying I JUST WANT TO GET TO NIGHT

>women
>competent

How to play bloodcyka?

WE ARE STILL ON THE FIRST DAY


FIRST

DAY

lacoste is a slav

he insta win vs anyone who isnt

Can't believe Charlie got away with "I just wanna see how the vote goes I formal Helen" and got the cop killed lmao

>doesn't claim Cop
WEMEN

why are pieliedie's eyes so beautiful goddamn

She softclaimed it. But she didn't fight very hard at the end.

Greevil's Greed now allows Alchemist to store up to 0/1/2/3 powerup runes and has an active component that triggers every stored rune. Redundant runes are activated instead of being stored.

Hero's still shit.

But this fixes the DESIGN problem, which has to be done before the hero can be made less shit.

>playing Mafia and has done nothing Dota related for ever
>still has "Dota 2" on the now playing option
I hope you guys also report them.

Oh by the way guys, I've started drinking ice water because of yesterday's thread. The cold shock probably isn't good for my teeth but it probably beats the sugar in sodas and carbonation in diet sodas.
I haven't drank coke in a long time (lemonade only now) but I do miss the taste

I can't wait till they lynch Charlie.

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>asian guys are the best at mafia

uh dotards?

Pie is the cutest dota

>redditors inquiring about /d2g/s original OurGuy.

man why won't you go back? you're missing on some serious upboats.

But it doesn't.

The "design problem" of Alchemist is that his stats and the rest of his kit are absolutely shit without him having absurds amounts of farm, which is what Greevil's Greed used to fix. The problem is that, as far as its recent iterations go, the skill has no middle ground. It either gives so much gold that the hero becomes impossible to control, or it gives so little gold that the hero becomes irrelevant for the majority of the match.

Icefrog needs to either 1) rework Greed so that it gives enough gold for the hero to get strong items without going overboard or 2) buff other aspects of the hero so that the he isn't so dependant on Greed. Your change adresses none of that.

That's somewhat similar to a bottle, but you don't have to pay for it!

But doesn't that mean...

i played wk and won, fucked their lina pretty hard

Why they haven't fucking lynched charlie yet is beyond me

> fucked their lina pretty hard
good job user

Cause Jack is the only one on to him. Everyone else is clueless.

>beer makes you white

hmmmm

Do people actually like Charlie or they just have him around because of his connections with EG?

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this, Charlie runs circles around these low IQ whiteboys every time

I'm wondering the same. He's a cunt to others and arrogant as fuck.

but why did you choose to emulate a nigger to say this

>d2g infested with non human thirdies who feel the need to shill for lacoste

that's because you're an assravaged redditor who's favorite player is Dendi

who's that artist?

WHY DID HE NOT CLAIM VIGI?

Reminder that by this point, all non-Americans are third world subhumans

The real problem with alchemist is that he has more than one gimmick. No hero with more than one gimmick is balanced in dota. Batrider, Doom, and Wisp do a billion fucking things and they have never even approached balance in all of dota history.

There might be a case for burnout in esports. I've been watching Galaxy battle and Summit everyday and I barely paid attention to the series played today.
Might be because NP and DC aren't good teams and VP is just phoning it in and there aren't any good teams at either lan, but hopefully the 10ish days between now and the TI main quals rejuvenates my thirst for pro dota

Everyone cares ways too much about what charlie says

I like Lacoste because I've been shitposting with his face for years now.

qop and boner lord

> im a third world er
> have less than 0.7 % non white population

:D

Is Templar Assassin the cutest heroine?

this is the only legitimate reason to support him on d2g

60% white

Stop projecting

I guarantee you have oppressive taxation and a horrible lack of rights.

what country do you hail from, coposter?

>inb4 bragging about how they lost the space race to russians

Moon Sugar

when will people learn not to fucking reply to lebanon

>he hails from an irrelevant shithole

woah don't strain your fat fingers there, might have a stroke amerifriend

ima a fucking neet for the last 2 years

my family spends like 100 bucks on me(fit bro)

and STILL i can be a chad whenever i want cuz girls here are fucking retarded

call me a fucking slav whenever you want and we earn so little money that 25 % tax makes no fucking difference

i even have a car lmoa, also a 3 story house :D

my folks earn less than 1000 euromemes a month

It's like 4am in europe, this is all americans baiting americans

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>what happened

ah, the NA master race

what, like the divided states of embarassment?

>Slavs
>White

Don't count on it.

Euros all live off NEET bucks so it doesn't matter much for them

>he is a linguistic cuckold, forced to abandon his mother tongue in order to communicate with any community of size or relevance

LMAO @ NON-ANGLOS

Hmm I really wonder what time it is in Australia right now

So basically you're saying your family is poor as shit? But phew, at least your country is so trashy no non-whites will move there.

>literally pitting a tier 1 team (vp) against a bunch of tier 2 teams
Who the fuck thought this tournament was a good idea holy shit.

I prefer this shitposting to unironic 2k plebs (probably the same ones shitposting) blogging about how they dont need blink on axe

12.30pm. I've been awake since 3am to watch the summit and now I'm gonna watch the bo5 between OD and NB

Slavs aren't white user

His nation has no whites

they sent invites to OG, EG, Liquid etc but they all declined
It would be rude to take it away from VP for that reason

>Anglos
>The "mighty" British "empire"
>being reverse colonised by pakis arabs and pajeets

>The absolute state of degeneracy loving Americucks celebrating turning their boys into girls and gender spectrums and all this nonsense that Hitler was on the money about

The tournament is for the benefit of the organizers. I don't know how much LD makes back from the prizemoney, production costs and having to feed 75 people over a week and cover their travel+boarding though.

>his nation does not rule the world

>He does not even have nukes

reminder that janny is /ourguy/

yea

i still have all my shit for free tho

and no one is fucking bomb or shoot me

and i can walk my fucking doggo at 3 am and only retards im gonna find is the same retards that dont give a fuck

shit is wack yo

>b-but muh money

keep it you fuck, i literally dont need it

its like africa but no dirthouses and crime

late night /d2g/ is always so doubleplusuncomfy
good thing I'm going to bed anyway

BOYS QUICK WHAT DO I BUILD ON SVEN TO WIN NOW

this honestly
white third world/eastern europe is the best way to live

treads into mom/echo into sny/halberd into cuirass and daedalus

mask of madness then blink, then sange and yasha and bkb if you are good at farming and having a good game, just bkb if you are behind, then after that it is whatever you please (bloodthorne/daedelus etc.)

what is more important though is your execution and ability to contribute to your team in early engagements while maintaining high farm (as is the general skill that applies to all carry heroes)

Fair enough. If you're happy, that's all that matters.

>used to be rankedfag
>tired of it and stop at 4.7k
>from there only play ability draft and low single drafts for almost two years because dota now is just a shitty meme game
>two months without playing
>now can't even press the button to find a match because I always think "you are going to spend one hour in dota? what a fucking waste of your time"

So this is how it ends, huh?

when does this Galaxy Battles shit start?

~twenty minutes

can I get a (you) when galaxy battles start? i'm watching tired people go very fast

Give me a (you) if you get one.

if you dont care then why are you posting in this thread

so uhm hey d2g

how do i become like you? a dotard

play dota 2
get tired of dota 2
watch esports
shitpost

there u go