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Happy Father's Day Edition

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>Links
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1st for the Joy of Creation

Reposting I guess

Tell me. Why did he kill the kids?

How non-committal of you.

It's nice though. You drew a nice thing.

Because murdering kids is the only thing that gives Purple a bigger boner than molesting kids. And it ensures they won't talk about him molesting them.

So does he cum before or after he kills them?

picosong.com/7USQ/
Reposting. Whoever made that sentence mix, 5/5 you killed me.

for the lulz

Birdies

pastebin.com/1kTSNjwh
I wrote this story two years ago, and you seem really fond of that image and idea, which is a big part of the story I'm linking.

Fuck, man. You've written a lot of stories over the years.
I think the only one who's got you beat is Goose, and his are all at least half as short as your own.

Thanks kindly for the trip down memory lane.

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God I love these guys. It usually ends with someone getting EEEEEEE'd though.

Why is a tongue happening?

I have, though for a lot of stories I'd usually spend more time thinking up a dumb death or hellish fate for the guard than writing the actual story. They eventually became repetitive pulps, so I must admire Goose, whose wit remains as spry as his stories' pacing.
You should thank the guy who keeps posting that image. I had all but forgotten the "severed head" stories.

Post yfw it turned out the Tammy you were playing as the whole time was some guy with lung cancer who the actual Tammy had turned into a body double of her so she could start her own country.

Something tells me that this is the new MGS storyline.
Developers sure love their "what a twist!" stuff nowadays.

Did someone say JOY?

The hell are you talking about.

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>William gets his head cut off and transplanted in the new game just like the MGS theory
Goddammit

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Shit, I forgot to add Wolfenstein

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So this is a sex thing then?
'Cause it looks like a sex thing.

you ain't gonna stealth away this time

Those two need to see a marriage counselor or something, I swear.

MAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Bless EG and whatever it i she's doing now.

Can't we just talk to the humans? A little understanding could make things better. Can we talk to the humans and work together now?

No. Because they are dead.

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That split second where Bonnie punches Green Human he looks so happy.

Also more suplexes are good.

>You will never be Tammy's body double

Like a sequel to that one story some guy wrote about the man becoming Tammy? Forget who the writer was

Yes, Sy's story was the other reference. That's the joke.

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>We used poisonous gases
>And we poisoned their asses

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>(Actually their lungs)

I made art!

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This is horrible

Super cute. Lovely to see you again.

If by hat you mean her cooch, then it's this magic wand of greater disappointment I have. It's level 15, you know.

No!

Yes!

It's upsetting to think a fucking computer can make something more disturbing than I ever could.

I really hope it isn't something lewd.

I'm no Gud, butt at least I made something scarier then LadyFriszi.

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Cute bear.

I want to hug this bear, she's so adorable. Is it a rabbit?

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here's some fan art of my favorite Bonnie

>Left eye is there
>Right one's an empty flesh socket

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...Steve Buscemi?

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What's up with Charlie?

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She's a 2D character who exists as Scott's self-insert

No, I meant the Phone Guy. The one in the comic. Has he ever displayed that type of behavior before?

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It's sunrise

>Mac's dad is the only one allowed to see the rabbit
>but he's blind

I guess Purple's plan is to have Connie die of old age or lung cancer.
Good job on Connie's new clothes and Purple's hair.
>booru
Oh you.

Good morning, Tiger Cubs! Oh come on, I know it's summer vacation and you want to relax and enjoy yourselves after finishing another year of school (proud of you, by the way!) but this is no time to still be bundled up in bed. It's Father's Day after all and you should be up and at 'em showing that special guy in your life your appreciation and love! Now toss off those sheets, get hygienic and get active! Come on, let's break out the old pigskin and play catch!

Fuck off you cancerous avatarfagging furry poster.

why isn't she dead yet

She's dead on the inside where it counts

Yay!

It's those little bits where you have to wonder if its the spooks or if Mike is just THAT far gone that make the setting great.

I'd get out there and get fit with you, but I'm retired. Doctor's orders.

>booru
This only confirms the "daddy purple" meme.

Thread's dead
time to kill the thread

oh shit nugger

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Pedo detected

Aww shit, it's been a while.

Fuck off, hateanon. I'm into sexy gruff purple men only.

>not liking both gruffy purple men and lolis
It's 2017 user

>Cheetah
>Multiple arms
Chelsea the spidercheetah. Got nothing after that

You the best, tiger poster.

Last VGL8 match today in around 4-5 hours, will be against /pg/. We need to win by at least 2 goals I think to get through to the knockouts, will try to remember this time to post a post about it before the match starts.

God help us all

She sort of looks like Steve Buscemi.

Just had a nice Father's Day lunch at Golden Corral. What have y'all got planned for today?

Unrelated to the general

Unrelated to FNAF, related to /5N@F/. Meta is allowed, nerd.

>Golden Corral
Not sure if you're genuinely asking us or if you're baiting. But anyways I got nothing but studying planned.

>that Connie
Benis still can't draw eyes.

I think thats what they call a stylistic choice.

In fact, Benis still can't draw at all!
Dohohoho!

Thats some Gud mousemanship brah

Who would make a ten-year-old dress like that? Who gave her a gun? Why is she in a vortex? Is that a reference I'm not getting?

>beanpole eyelashes

I'm pretty sure its a reference to this.

>Mike-sama will HAVE to love me now that I'm a human again!

>Who would make a ten-year-old dress like that?
Ask yourself this again, and I think you'll know this answer.

Hey, that's a good movie.

God that was a great movie.