Because murdering kids is the only thing that gives Purple a bigger boner than molesting kids. And it ensures they won't talk about him molesting them.
Adam Ross
So does he cum before or after he kills them?
Asher Myers
picosong.com/7USQ/ Reposting. Whoever made that sentence mix, 5/5 you killed me.
Eli Foster
for the lulz
Andrew Gomez
Birdies
Aiden Foster
pastebin.com/1kTSNjwh I wrote this story two years ago, and you seem really fond of that image and idea, which is a big part of the story I'm linking.
Christopher Ross
Fuck, man. You've written a lot of stories over the years. I think the only one who's got you beat is Goose, and his are all at least half as short as your own.
Joshua Carter
Thanks kindly for the trip down memory lane.
Nathan Turner
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Wyatt Garcia
God I love these guys. It usually ends with someone getting EEEEEEE'd though.
Isaac Richardson
Why is a tongue happening?
Jack Adams
I have, though for a lot of stories I'd usually spend more time thinking up a dumb death or hellish fate for the guard than writing the actual story. They eventually became repetitive pulps, so I must admire Goose, whose wit remains as spry as his stories' pacing. You should thank the guy who keeps posting that image. I had all but forgotten the "severed head" stories.
Thomas Barnes
Post yfw it turned out the Tammy you were playing as the whole time was some guy with lung cancer who the actual Tammy had turned into a body double of her so she could start her own country.
Alexander Jones
Something tells me that this is the new MGS storyline. Developers sure love their "what a twist!" stuff nowadays.
Leo Morales
Did someone say JOY?
David Butler
The hell are you talking about.
Aaron Gonzalez
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Jaxson Wright
>William gets his head cut off and transplanted in the new game just like the MGS theory Goddammit
Brody Jackson
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Levi Clark
Shit, I forgot to add Wolfenstein
Zachary Lee
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Daniel Foster
So this is a sex thing then? 'Cause it looks like a sex thing.
Anthony Cox
you ain't gonna stealth away this time
Aaron Miller
Those two need to see a marriage counselor or something, I swear.
MAAAAAAAAAAAAA Bless EG and whatever it i she's doing now.
Jose Lee
Can't we just talk to the humans? A little understanding could make things better. Can we talk to the humans and work together now?
Bentley Fisher
No. Because they are dead.
Joseph Lopez
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Benjamin Flores
That split second where Bonnie punches Green Human he looks so happy.
Also more suplexes are good.
Aiden Taylor
>You will never be Tammy's body double
Luke Perry
Like a sequel to that one story some guy wrote about the man becoming Tammy? Forget who the writer was
Henry Taylor
Yes, Sy's story was the other reference. That's the joke.
Robert Rivera
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Leo Watson
>We used poisonous gases >And we poisoned their asses
Kevin Murphy
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Noah Howard
>(Actually their lungs)
Daniel Nelson
I made art!
Kayden Taylor
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Benjamin Johnson
This is horrible
Gabriel Barnes
Super cute. Lovely to see you again.
Grayson Nelson
If by hat you mean her cooch, then it's this magic wand of greater disappointment I have. It's level 15, you know.
Hudson Flores
No!
Yes!
Leo Rivera
It's upsetting to think a fucking computer can make something more disturbing than I ever could.
I really hope it isn't something lewd.
Christopher Sanchez
I'm no Gud, butt at least I made something scarier then LadyFriszi.
Evan Price
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Jose Hughes
Cute bear.
Dominic Richardson
I want to hug this bear, she's so adorable. Is it a rabbit?
Charles Myers
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Levi Carter
here's some fan art of my favorite Bonnie
Hudson Lewis
>Left eye is there >Right one's an empty flesh socket
Jordan Smith
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Jaxson Stewart
...Steve Buscemi?
Austin Howard
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Dylan Adams
What's up with Charlie?
Brayden Carter
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Carter Garcia
She's a 2D character who exists as Scott's self-insert
William Howard
No, I meant the Phone Guy. The one in the comic. Has he ever displayed that type of behavior before?
Evan Gray
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Kevin Rivera
It's sunrise
Chase Ortiz
>Mac's dad is the only one allowed to see the rabbit >but he's blind
Brody Rogers
I guess Purple's plan is to have Connie die of old age or lung cancer. Good job on Connie's new clothes and Purple's hair. >booru Oh you.
Thomas Brooks
Good morning, Tiger Cubs! Oh come on, I know it's summer vacation and you want to relax and enjoy yourselves after finishing another year of school (proud of you, by the way!) but this is no time to still be bundled up in bed. It's Father's Day after all and you should be up and at 'em showing that special guy in your life your appreciation and love! Now toss off those sheets, get hygienic and get active! Come on, let's break out the old pigskin and play catch!
Cooper Jenkins
Fuck off you cancerous avatarfagging furry poster.
Jason Jones
why isn't she dead yet
Juan Baker
She's dead on the inside where it counts
Matthew Lee
Yay!
Noah Morris
It's those little bits where you have to wonder if its the spooks or if Mike is just THAT far gone that make the setting great.
Christopher Nguyen
I'd get out there and get fit with you, but I'm retired. Doctor's orders.
Tyler Bennett
>booru This only confirms the "daddy purple" meme.
Chase Price
Thread's dead time to kill the thread
Adrian Wood
oh shit nugger
Jordan Foster
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Jacob Rodriguez
Pedo detected
Evan Cruz
Aww shit, it's been a while.
Elijah Wright
Fuck off, hateanon. I'm into sexy gruff purple men only.
Nicholas Ramirez
>not liking both gruffy purple men and lolis It's 2017 user
Michael Bennett
>Cheetah >Multiple arms Chelsea the spidercheetah. Got nothing after that
Cooper Barnes
You the best, tiger poster.
Jose Jenkins
Last VGL8 match today in around 4-5 hours, will be against /pg/. We need to win by at least 2 goals I think to get through to the knockouts, will try to remember this time to post a post about it before the match starts.
Easton Brown
God help us all
Grayson Lewis
She sort of looks like Steve Buscemi.
Isaac Rogers
Just had a nice Father's Day lunch at Golden Corral. What have y'all got planned for today?
Jackson Ramirez
Unrelated to the general
James Gutierrez
Unrelated to FNAF, related to /5N@F/. Meta is allowed, nerd.
Evan Rodriguez
>Golden Corral Not sure if you're genuinely asking us or if you're baiting. But anyways I got nothing but studying planned.
Jaxson Hughes
>that Connie Benis still can't draw eyes.
Cooper Sullivan
I think thats what they call a stylistic choice.
Dominic Bailey
In fact, Benis still can't draw at all! Dohohoho!
Gavin Howard
Thats some Gud mousemanship brah
Robert Brooks
Who would make a ten-year-old dress like that? Who gave her a gun? Why is she in a vortex? Is that a reference I'm not getting?
Adam Parker
>beanpole eyelashes
Michael Green
I'm pretty sure its a reference to this.
Justin Reed
>Mike-sama will HAVE to love me now that I'm a human again!
Tyler Baker
>Who would make a ten-year-old dress like that? Ask yourself this again, and I think you'll know this answer.